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Last week reader Mr. Guy commented, “Ask me about my zombie plan.” This was in the context of talking about The Walking Dead and our criticism of Kenny’s plan to survive by cramming the group onto a rowboat and watch each other die because we have no food, drinking water, fishing gear, cooking supplies, protection from the elements, or common sense. (Or whatever he was trying to accomplish. We don’t see enough of his plan to understand what he was aiming for, long-term.)
As bad as Kenny’s plan is, I think it’s the best one in the game.
- Doug: Find a group of competent people and fix their iPhones.
- Larry and Lily: Rule over people like a mad despot until you run out of food or the group turns on you.
- Lee: Find someone with a plan and follow them around.
- Ben: Find someone willing to take you in and then help them to death.
- Bandits: Let’s murder people for prescription drugs until civilization recovers enough to make us more drugs!
- The St. Johns: Let’s form a soccer team and eat each other!
Yeah. Not a lot of great plans here. I think Doofenshmirtz throws away better plans than these.
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