Fallout 4 EP33: Meanwhile, Explosions

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 19, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 88 comments


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I think this is a first for Spoiler Warning. Mumbles didn’t make it this week. Chris wandered off or got distracted. My computer crashed. This means we were down to a single commenter – brave Rutskarn – who could not himself see the the stream. For a brief moment, nobody was watching Josh. It’s a miracle the show survived.

When Rutskarn was talking about a game that he worked on, he was referring to Will Fight for Food, a game that seems to be constructed with the premise of “What if there was a roleplaying game where you could beat up NPCs that annoy you?”. I got some genuine laughs out of it, and the trailer is brilliant.

Also note the point at 5:50 where Rutskarn totally nails the rhythm and style of the typical Twilight Zone outro. He does this without preparing beforehand. He makes it up as he goes, and is able to get all the way through without pausing or breaking character. I occasionally imitate the writing styles of other people. Sometimes I even imagine I’m good at it. But I can’t do it live, without preparation, while also doing a vocal impression. So that was a humbling moment for me.

So that was the Silver Shroud quest. Maybe it was a great quest, maybe it was merely adequate, but most people seem to agree that it was one of the high points of Fallout 4.

 


 

Fallout 4 EP32: BOOM You’re Dead

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 18, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 222 comments


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Let the record show that all three of the deaths so far this week have been from explosions. Like I’ve said before, explosive damage vs. the player is OP relative to all other damage types in the game.

You can’t bring up gender or sexuality these days without being dragged into the ongoing culture war. Even when you’re dancing on the edge of these topics, all it takes is one person with an axe to grind to send the whole thing spiraling out of control.

But we’re going to try anyway, because I have faith that you folks are reasonable and level-headed, even though you come from a lot of different points on the political spectrum. Just be cool and remember that the people who disagree with you aren’t villains. Also remember that a lot of us are coming from part of the internet where people are not so nice, and that tends to make people defensive.

Anyway, preamble over. The question Rutskarn presents is this: What do we think of games where your companions have player-oriented sexuality? People aren’t “gay” or “straight” but instead “attracted to whatever the player is”.

Well…

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Final Fantasy X Part 10: Guadosalam

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 18, 2016

Filed under: Retrospectives 82 comments

As I mentioned earlier in the series, creepy Seymour is a Guado, one of the other races / factions of Spira. It’s yet another way that the Final Fantasy distinguishes itself. If this had been written by a western developer, they would have just made them Elves. (And the Ronso would probably be Orcs.)

Seymour invites the party to his home in Guadosalam for a very creepy dinner of villainous exposition. His servants all praise him, he says vague grandiose things that nobody questions, and it basically feels like you’ve walked into a cultist’s compound. He asks Yuna to marry him. He offers her one justification for the decision, but he also tips his hand as to the real reason he wants to do this.

His stated reason is to make the people happy. He claims to be a big fan of his father’s efforts to have warmer relations with the rest of Spira. Yuna is the closest thing Spira has to royalty, since a great deal of respect is given to summoners who bring the Calm. Seymour is the leader of the Guado and Yuna is the daughter of the last High Summoner. This would make a pretty good political marriage.

It’s also a good marriage from the standpoint of public theater. Yuna is the young and beautiful champion of the people, fighting to bring the calm. Seymour is the young new Maester and he’s pretty popular, particularly after the spectacular display of power that saved the Blitzball arena from fiends at the end of the tournament. Seeing them marry each other would make for a pretty good celebrity marriage.

But his real reasons are (surprise!) sinister and insane.

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Fallout 4 EP31: Neoclassical Post-Apocalypse Fantasy Cyberpunk Noir

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 17, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 167 comments


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I love Rutskarn’s idea of someone trying to coach the Supermutants to say cool one-liners, but they come out horribly mangled because they supermutants are too dumb to grasp the idioms at work. So I thought I’d try to take some famous bad-ass phrases and imagine them shouted by a moron who didn’t understand their own words:

I AM HERE FOR BUBBLEGUM!

MY LITTLE FRIEND SAYS HELLO!

YOU ARE THE DISEASE AND I HAVE MEDICINE FOR IT!

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!

This is fun. Try it.

 


 

Ruts vs. Battlespire CH22: Touching the Hand is Optional

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday Aug 17, 2016

Filed under: Lets Play 25 comments

It’s safe to say that playing Battlespire demands my full attention. When my deadlines and lukewarm professional reputation depend on figuring out why my god damn longsword won’t equip, and the documentation to assist me is a nakedly speculatory shrug of a wiki article written by third parties–who are the only other people to have played the game, very possibly the only people to have enjoyed it–I end up needing the kind of laser-focused attention that in a less wasted life might build navies or cure eczema. Battlespire, in short, is not a game to play with a movie on in the background.

Which makes it an interesting, probably even unique experience among dungeon crawlers. There’s not much going on at the surface level–watch me go through this level and you’ll see me swimming around, killing any daedra obstinate enough to block my way, chugging potions, and searching for little levers, just like in a hundred other little RPGs nobody remembers. I’d say it even aspires to be the average door-to-door fightfest. But when any number of factors from jumping to walking to standing overly still could mean getting stuck or taking inexplicable damage, every section is pregnant with the worst kind of tension. So it’s nice to have the occasional riddle or challenge break things up–it’s nice to know that broadly speaking, being baffled or fascinated is the intended effect.

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This Dumb Industry: The Biggest Game Ever

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 16, 2016

Filed under: Column 159 comments

So No Man’s Sky is out, and everyone is talking about how “big” it is in terms of playable gamespace. Way back in 2010 I did a video talking about how FUEL was the “Biggest Game Ever” according to the Guinness Book of World Records. (With a qualifying asterisk that it was merely the biggest on any console.) so I guess now is a good time to revisit the topic.


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Having said that, talking about the “biggest” or “best” or “smartest” game ever is a ridiculously troublesome and unrewarding task, because you’re just opening yourself up to death by a thousand quibbles.

I made that video because I love talking about procedural worlds. I love talking about how they’re built, how we explore them, how to fill them with interesting content, and the unique rendering challenges they introduce. Which means that for me, that video has officially the Most Annoying Comment Thread on YouTube. Because none of those people want to talk about any of that.

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Diecast #163: No Man’s Sky, Dead Adventurers

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 15, 2016

Filed under: Diecast 121 comments



Direct link to this episode.

Thanks for the feedback last week. I know how I want to structure these posts so that the RSS feed works and is easy to find, and the built-in media player appears properly. I just need to get around to making the changes. This would be done already, but No Man’s Sky is out and its ability to fill space is matched only by its ability to eat time.

Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus, Campster.

Episode edited by Mindie.

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