I love Rutskarn’s idea of someone trying to coach the Supermutants to say cool one-liners, but they come out horribly mangled because they supermutants are too dumb to grasp the idioms at work. So I thought I’d try to take some famous bad-ass phrases and imagine them shouted by a moron who didn’t understand their own words:
I AM HERE FOR BUBBLEGUM!
MY LITTLE FRIEND SAYS HELLO!
YOU ARE THE DISEASE AND I HAVE MEDICINE FOR IT!
WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!
This is fun. Try it.
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The No Politics Rule
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The Loot Lottery
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This is Why We Can’t Have Short Criticism
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Philosophy of Moderation
The comments on most sites are a sewer of hate, because we're moderating with the wrong goals in mind.