Author Bio

By Shamus Posted Friday Jul 28, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 8 comments

This should not be taken as a sign of narcissism. I enjoy reading the bios of other bloggers, and I’m assuming I am not unique. So, it is for the benefit of other curious folks that I offer this collection of personal trivia.

I’m Shamus Young, a 34 year old software engineer and a happily married father of 3. I’m a Christian, although some might find me a bit unorthodox. In my free time I tend to play videogames, watch %Anime, play D&D, and write software of dubious value. I also tend to write about these things here.

You can probably extrapolate the rest by just looking around the site. I’m a stereotypical nerd. I’m also the author of this Cyberpunk novel.

Ten useless facts about myself:
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Where’s Matt?

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jul 27, 2006

Filed under: Movies 4 comments

With over 1.7 million views on YouTube alone, this movie has been around and seen by nearly everyone, although I just discovered it yesterday. It’s a montage made by a man who has traveled the world and filmed himself doing a humorous little dance in some of the most fantastic and exotic places on earth. I actually found it to be quite moving.

The dancing man is Matt Harding, who was an avid gamer and game developer before getting sick of it all and shooting off to the ends of the earth.

Check out the story of his travels. Pretty interesting.

 


 

Last word on Last Exile

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jul 25, 2006

Filed under: Anime 1 comments

Alex has finished Last Exile and takes the time to enumerate the show’s various flaws, shortcomings, and missed opportunities. I was glad to see I wasn’t the only one who thought the show left the viewer in the dark on too many occasions. Some of the omitted details were so fundamental that I was starting to wonder if I just wasn’t paying attention.

At the end of the post are a few comments (from visitors, not Alex) that are supportive of the show. I found these arguments to be unpersuasive, but it’s nice to see some people were able to enjoy the show despite its flaws.

 


 

Unprotection

By Shamus Posted Sunday Jul 23, 2006

Filed under: Random 5 comments

I spent most of the day surfing around, downloading user-made game mods for Oblivion. Some are just loose data files that you put into the right directories. Some are nice, self-contained files. Others have their own self-installing executables.

I messed around today, installing, uninstalling, downloading, and generally feeling free to run whatever the internet gave me.

Then later I rebooted and suddenly AVG (my anti-virus software) couldn’t start. One of the key files was missing. Oh crap.

ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap

I managed to re-install it and it is currently doing a scan. The system files seem ok but I’m still paranoid at this point. DLL files don’t erase themselves. That file was missing for a reason. Something I ran – knowingly or unknowingly – caused it to go away. One common tactic of spyware / malware / virii is to go after your anti-virus first, so I suspect foul play.

I have no idea if it is in any way related to the Oblivion mods. It could be something else. I was on some of those pay-to-download sites, like fileplanet. You know, the ones where you have to follow ten links that all say “click here to download” before they finally get around to giving you the page where you can join (for a fee) and download the file, or you can wait half an hour for your file. Not really worth considering for a 300k file. Anyway, while I don’t suspect those sites of being directly evil, they are bathed in dozens of popups and little ads, any of which might be trying to cause mischief. I don’t know.

I haven’t had a virus yet this century, and maybe I was developing a relaxed attitude towards danger. I think I need to rekindle my sense of paranoia and suspicion when it comes to downloading software.

Geeze.

AND LATER: So what happened? I have no idea. The system is clean and running fine, no further weirdness. It probably wasn’t a virus or other malicious software, but SOMETHING strange was going on. I’ll probably never know what really happened.

 


 

Portals

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jul 22, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 16 comments

Via Cineris I find this gem:

It’s a new game from Valve. Judging from the movie, it seems very much like Half-Life in style and concept, but there are some great new ideas in here as well. This isn’t just fighting monsters with better bump-mapping using weapons with fancier particle effects. This is a real gameplay innovation. The ability to carry around a portable hole is nothing new: Just ask Wile E. Coyote or The Beatles. But the ability to create two holes in any arbitrary surfaces at any orientation that will then become seamlessly linked is something that’s never been explored in a videogame. What happens if I put a hole in the floor and one in the wall? If I jump into the hole in the floor I’ll be falling feet-first through the hole. After I pass through I’ll be traveling sideways through the air, coming out of the wall. The ability to create holes on the floor and ceilings leads to placing one above the other and falling forever. You can toss objects through these holes to manipulate the world and circumvent obstacles.

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Something new for a change.

However…

Since the game is from Valve, it will require Steam., their proprietary virus content delivery system. I have made it clear in the past that I am not a fan of Steam.

Dear Valve: I have some money right here. I would like to buy your game, but I want nothing to do with Steam. I’m not a pirate, I’m just a customer who is really interested in your product. Is there any way I can get the game without Steam? No?

Then piss off. I care about my computer more than I care about your company or your games.

Punks.

 


 

Link to someone new

By Shamus Posted Friday Jul 21, 2006

Filed under: Links 3 comments

Ok, this whole blog thing is getting too inbred. Arrive at blog A. Follow link to B. Follow link to C. Then follow a link and find yourself back at A. Too many closed circles. I’m as guilty as anyone of perpetuating this.

So: Link to three people you’ve never linked to before.

I’ll start…

  1. Gnome’s Lair has an interesting bit about a few Oblivion Mods, and also a post about some of the more large-scale Morrowwind mods.
  2. My wife has a blog where she posts her various art projects, which includes stuff like photography, metalworking, and painting.
  3. BasuGasuBakuhatsu has a cool post on favorite %anime music artists, with lots of pretty pictures.
 


 

RiffTrax

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jul 20, 2006

Filed under: Movies 15 comments

Via Lileks I learn that Mike Nelson, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, has a new project out called Rifftrax. It’s a continuation of the MST3k theme, except that you have to provide the movie yourself. You rent whatever movie he’s riffing on, and watch the movie while you listen to his comments on your iPod.

Unlike in MST3k, he doesn’t need permission from the owners of the movie to do it, which means he can take on larger, more mainstream and big-budget films that would never give their consent to a MST3k-style airing.

This is brilliant. I’ve always thought that MST3k would be a good deal funnier if the movies they took on were more widely known. Some were so horrible that enduring them was too awful, even with the heckling to ease the pain. (Mannos, Hands of Fate comes to mind.) A lot of the humor comes from seeing the movie many times. MST3k was one of those shows that would get more funny from repeated viewings, because after a few times though the movie you would begin to see it the way they did and you would be in on the joke. I’d always wanted to see what they could do with a movie that everyone else has already memorized and internalized. The movie doesn’t have to be terrible for it to be fertile ground for derision.

Consider Star Wars:

  1. Is dated in its special effects, hairstyles, and ideas about technology.
  2. Is almost universally known.
  3. Often suffers from wooden dialog.
  4. Is fun and exciting to watch.
  5. Takes itself pretty seriously.

I think giving stuff like Star Wars, Close Encounters, E.T., and The Matrix the MST3k treatment would be more prone to humor than beating up on some horrible plotless b-movie nobody remembers.

Sadly, it looks like the rest of the cast isn’t in on this. This sort of humor works when you have a few people that can talk to each other. It’s a tough act for one guy to carry alone. It’ll be interesting to see if he can pull it off.