History of the Internet

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 14, 2006

Filed under: Links 12 comments

The recent spike in traffic to this site (because of DM of the Rings) reminded me of this:

On May 19 2003, both FARK and Slashdot linked to my humorous “History of the Internet” bit. The original site is long gone and replaced by a spam portal, but I do have the thing archived here. Now that was a day of heavy traffic. I give full credit to Hosting Matters, though. Despite the simultaneous FARKing and Slashdotting, the site never went down.

The History of the Internet hasn’t aged well, humor-wise. The jokes about X10 and Instapundit don’t really work. When I wrote it, Instapundit was still a huge monolith of the blogging world (not that the site has gotten smaller, it’s just that everything else has gotten bigger) and X10 is no longer an instantly recognizable name. I bet there are a lot of people reading this who’ve forgotten all about their sleazy, ubiquitous ads.

Still, that was a fun couple of minutes of fame. Everyone gets their 15 minutes I suppose, but I seem to be getting mine in lots of little 2-minute allotments.

 


 

Session 11, Part 1

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 14, 2006

Filed under: D&D Campaign 9 comments

This is done all from memory and a few brief notes. Much detail has been lost. Entire conversations are missing.

Eomer the Rogue, Thordek the Fighter, Enoch the Cleric, Thu’fir the Blade Lord, Endo the Monk(an NPC), and Garret Lorman (another NPC) are all in the small farming and fishing village of Washport.

Beck the (former) first mate of Ocean’s Majesty (and also an NPC) has been left behind in the town of Telwin Port to the west, where he plans to help in the ship construction currently underway.

The party loads up on supplies and then heads east from the town of Washport. The terrain ahead looks uneven and rocky, so they head out on foot, leaving their horses behind.
Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Session 11, Part 1”

 


 

Nerdcore 4 Life

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 14, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 9 comments

Nerd culture is going to hell in a handbasket: (Warning: Colorful language.)

Dang kids.

I didn’t see Optimus Rhyme in there, which would have been nice.

 


 

DM of the Rings FAQ

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Filed under: Projects 5 comments

I’m seeing a lot of the same questions in the comments of DM of the Rings. Rather than answering the same question in the comments of a dozen threads, I’m going to gather it all up here and deal with it in one post so that I can link back to it as the need arises.
Continue reading ⟩⟩ “DM of the Rings FAQ”

 


 

DM of the Rings XLI:
A New Hope

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 42 comments

Dave as Frodo wants to play Star Wars D&D. Gimli used to play a force adept princess.

It would have been pleasing if this extra-large (double, actually) comic had ended up being number “XL”. Missed it by one. (What kind of a dork obsesses over details like that? Sheesh.)

I’m sure this is an unexpected turn of events. Don’t worry, I know where this is going. You don’t. Ha ha.

 


 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Filed under: Links 21 comments

Okay, so a Catholic, a Muslim, an Atheist and a duck walk into this cosplay convention…

 


 

Anime Day

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Filed under: Anime 13 comments

Steven has a post up on the whole deal with Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky, who has filed suit to be permitted to put up a menorah next to a Christmas display, and…

Oh what’s the use? It’s like part of the holiday now. Every year we turn on the TV and it’s either playing It’s a Wonderful Life or a story about another Christmas-tree lawsuit. The whole thing is so cliché that even the jokes about how cliché it is have themselves become cliché.

But Steven suggests:

If Ron Karenga can do it, so can I. The newly-formed Otaku religion celebrates Anime Day on December 25. It’s a jenn-you-wine traditional Japanese holiday (that I just made up) which otaku celebrate by putting up life-sized cardboard cutouts of Sailor Moon. We demand that Usagi be placed next to Rabbi Bogomilsky’s menorah, and if they won’t do that then we’ll sue.

That is something with which I am down. Er. Anime Day. Not the lawsuit.

Sugar, A Little Snow Fairy

You know what I mean.

 


 
From The Archives:

The Strange Evolution of OpenGL

Sometimes software is engineered. Sometimes it grows organically. And sometimes it's thrown together seemingly at random over two decades.

 

Spider-Man

A game I love. It has a solid main story and a couple of really obnoxious, cringy, incoherent side-plots in it. What happened here?

 

id Software Coding Style

When the source code for Doom 3 was released, we got a look at some of the style conventions used by the developers. Here I analyze this style and explain what it all means.

 

The Gameplay is the Story

Some advice to game developers on how to stop ruining good stories with bad cutscenes.

 

Charging More for a Worse Product

No, game prices don't "need" to go up. That's not how supply and demand works. Instead, the publishers need to be smarter about where they spend their money.

 

Overthinking Zombies

Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.

 

Wolfenstein II

This is a massive step down in story, gameplay, and art design when compared to the 2014 soft reboot. Yet critics rated this one much higher. What's going on here?

 

What is Piracy?

It seems like a simple question, but it turns out everyone has a different idea of right and wrong in the digital world.

 

Dead or Alive 5 Last Round

I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.

 

Project Button Masher

I teach myself music composition by imitating the style of various videogame soundtracks. How did it turn out? Listen for yourself.