Homestarrunner is Ten

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 23, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 11 comments

The many faces of Homestar Runner

Homestarrunner turns 10 this year. Back in the early days of this millenium everyone was linking HSR. The site is still rolling, still making with the funny, but I never see HSR links. I guess nobody links it because they think everyone links it. But still, it seems like Homestar’s tenth birthday should be worth a mention.

I found Homestar via a FARK link. My first exposure to the site was this Strong Bad email which was #20. I wonder when that was? Sometime in 1999 maybe? I thought it was pretty funny, although I’m not sure the site would amuse newcomers these days. The site has built up a strange sort of humor by making in-jokes on in-jokes, nested many levels deep, so that I don’t know if it would even make sense to a newbie. It’s possible to go to the site and watch the various holiday specials, the Strong Bad emails, the cartoon shorts, but what they really need is just a way to see all of the marterial in chronological order, which is the only way the uninitiated can hope to make sense of any of it.

One of their favorite things to do is to take the entire cast and translate them into some other medium / era / artistic style. The “olde timey” B&W depression era stuff isn’t really a send-up of depression era entertainment, but instead just a goofy new lens through which we can view the same old characters. The humor comes from linking the familiar characters to some familiar archetype from the other medium.

When I first saw Strong Bad, I didn’t know he was a short little wrestleman with no shirt. I watched several emails before it cut away to a wide shot and let me see something besides the back of his head. So, my perception was very skewed at first. Who was this hostile guy in the strange helmet (which was really a mask) who answers emails? I figured he was supposed to be some sort of super villian, which was sort of funny. Sort of a “Lex Luthor runs an advice column for aspiring super villians” kind of thing. Then I saw who he was and realized my perception of him was all wrong.

Strong Bad vs. Strong Badman

But then they had this email which showed a comic-book version of Strongbad. It was only meaningful because putting cartoony Strongbad into the more gritty comic book world was funny. But the strange thing is that this new version of Strongbad portrayed him as the character I’d originally mistaken him for. How did they know?!?

It’s an amazing site. I understand the animators (two brothers) have turned the site into a full-time job, which is even more impressive. Despite their relative success, I’ve never seen an animated site that was able to immitate their particular brand of humor. I’m sure some have tried, but I think the HSR formula would be deviously difficult to duplicate. I have to give them credit: They have kept the site amusing for a long time. Their output has dropped in the past year, but the quality hasn’t. I admire envy that.

Way to go guys.

 


 

Firefly

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 22, 2006

Filed under: Movies 13 comments

Following up on my gushing about Firefly the other day, here is my favorite moment from the show. This is where it really hooked me:

In the pilot episode there is a character who poses as a passenger, but who turns out to be a bounty hunter. He causes some trouble, then they catch him and lock him up. Then another, much larger and more immediate problem comes along. During the confusion he gets loose and takes River (a teenage girl) hostage. Now, the audience saw this coming. Everyone did. I got irritated, as I always do. I heaved a big sigh. Would one of you guys just shoot this bastard?

Then the captain strides in and does exactly that. No fuss. No gunplay. No moment of hesitation. No quips or trash talk or moralizing or negotiating. No trickery. No suspense about the bad guy shooting the girl or not. Mal just strides into the room and guns down the bad guy before he’s done issuing his demands. The captain doesn’t break stride, and – more importantly – neither does the plot.

After things settle down there is no angsty Hollywood hand-wringing over killing this guy. None of that “killing him will make us just as bad as he is” nonsense. The series did this sort of thing time and again, setting up what looked like cliché situations and then shocking the audience simply by avoiding the contrived and preachy outcome and having the characters do something reasonable. Firefly is a grim, stark cure for Star Trekian idealism.

Dear Hollywood: More like this one, please.

 


 

Exclusive Screenshots!

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 22, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 2 comments

Building on my earlier post about how I like individual blogs better than monolithic gaming sites, I have another axe to grind with these guys: So-called exclusive screenshots.

How the game works is this: The publisher of some up-and-coming game will take a selection of screenshots and release them to the gaming press. Major sites – you know, the kind which are a vast plane of advertisements riven by a slender column of actual content down the middle – will get their hands on these screenshots. Much in the same way that a prostitute might tell each of her customers that he is her personal favorite, each of these gaming sites walks away from the deal with the impression that they somehow have an exclusive on their hands. If they had any common sense or a memory span of more than a few months they would know better.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Exclusive Screenshots!”

 


 

Blogs: Getting to the Good Stuff

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 22, 2006

Filed under: Links 27 comments

I just found Criminally Weird yesterday, even though his blog has been around since 2004. I hunt for blogs like this all the time, but I usually only find them by accident or a chance link. I like geek blogs, but I like personal geek blogs. I like hobby operations run out of love much more than big things like Joystiq. The problem with smaller geek blogs is that they are danged hard to find and get lost in the noise of the major blog subjects like politics / movies / pop music / celeb gossip / teen angst. Blogs about anime or (even worse) videogames have a really, really extreme long-tail effect, so that most sites are miniscule or monolithic.

But now it occurs to me that many of the blogs I read might not be “small”. I really have no idea how big they are. If a site has forums and lots of ads and looks like they are running a business, I think “big”. If it looks like this blog, with no ads, no forums, and just a few comments (or no comments), I think “small”. But ads are not a proper measure of site size. For all I know Chizumatic has the same readership as Joystiq. How would I know? The only clues I have are how easy the blog is to find using Google or Technorati, both of which are terrible at finding the sorts of blogs I like. (Which is, I guess, why I think of them as small.) How would you do a Google search for sites like Augury, Haibane.info, The Rampant Coyote, Houblog, or Machine Overlords. I’m not sure you can, unless you want to dig for a long time. I found almost all of the above when they linked to me. (Which brings up the question of how they found me. Maybe everyone else knows some tricks that I don’t for culling these searches and cutting right to the good stuff.)

So, I started thinking about why I like the blogs I do. Videogame blogs are kind of scarce, so why am I so darn picky? What makes me like a particular blog? I’d never really given it much thought until now. I sat down and enumerated things that make me like a blog aside from good writing and interesting subject matter. (Which should go without saying, except, of course, that I just said it.)

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Oblivion vs. Morrowwind.

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 21, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 28 comments

Will over at Criminally Weird has a post about going back to Morrowwind after playing Oblivion. I noticed the exact same thing: Oblivion didn’t wow me. I did not fall in love with it. But it did ruin my relationship with Morrowwind.

When playing Oblivion, I longed for the greater depth of plot and characters that Morrowwind offered, but going back I miss the many interface and gameplay improvements. Maybe I’m just hard to please.

Ah well. I’m sure the next game will have both. I just have to wait. Until the next one. In four or five years.

 


 

Outlaw Firefly

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 21, 2006

Filed under: Anime 31 comments

And now let us partake of the old ritual wherein two geeks argue at great length and with heroic fervor over whether or not something sucks, to what degree it sucks, and whether or not the other person should be branded a heretic.

Steven is talking about various shows he’s not going to watch. I gather he has a lot of readers that are vigorous about suggesting selling various shows to him, and cannot believe it when he says he’s not interested. While explaining that he is not interested in Outlaw Star, he says:

And there was some series called Firefly which ran a few episodes on TV and then came out as a movie this last spring. From the description, it may be the closest of the lot to Outlaw Star and frankly, it interested me about as much as watching paint drying. All sorts of people love it. I’m not even curious.

Outlaw Star

I am not going to try to pursude Steven to watch one anime series or another. However, my love for Firefly compels me to clear this up:

Outlaw Star is a B-grade, second-tier goofball show about space battles and secret technology. It’s also got a treasure hunt in there somewhere. It’s screwy and over-the-top, and it doesn’t take itself or the plot very seriously. While I didn’t hate it, the show was nothing special. It has all of the anime sci-fi staples: an (often naked) android woman, catgirls, preposterous and impractical technology, a plucky child sidekick who’s brimming with wisdom, a sexy ninja-esque assasin, some cardboard bad guys, and a sentient spaceship.

On the other hand, Firefly is about people and ideas. It is witty, innovative, and powerful. No aliens. No robots. No sentient machines. No magical technology.

The shows have almost nothing in common, except that the main characters are thrown together by circumstances and are usually broke. I can believe that Steven doesn’t want to see either one, but I can’t bear the thought of intelligent Firefly being lumped in with brainless Outlaw Star. Outlaw Star is Dragon’s Lair, Firefly is The Hobbit. Yeah, okay: they both have a Dragon at the end, but other than that they have nothing in common.

The right to proclaim that any series – sight unseen – is crap or uninteresting, is the right and duty of every decent otaku. But let us not stoop to base slander by suggesting that Firefly belongs with riff-raff like Outlaw Star.

 


 

Happy Birthday

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 20, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 2 comments

Little time for amusements this weekend, although I do want to publicly wish my wife a Happy Birthday today. Would that I could age as gracefully as she does.

Happy Birthday pretty lady.