To add to my earlier idea about not blogging while suffering from a fever, I’m starting to think using the internet in general is a bad idea in this condition:

Well, maybe there weren’t any pages with “Martin Successor Nabisco” before, but now there is!
LATER: Let’s see how long it takes for this phrase to show up.
Silver Sable Sucks
This version of Silver Sable is poorly designed, horribly written, and placed in the game for all the wrong reasons.
Starcraft 2: Rush Analysis
I write a program to simulate different strategies in Starcraft 2, to see how they compare.
Joker's Last Laugh
Did you anticipate the big plot twist of Batman: Arkham City? Here's all the ways the game hid that secret from you while also rubbing your nose in it.
Punishing The Internet for Sharing
Why make millions on your video game when you could be making HUNDREDS on frivolous copyright claims?
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
T w e n t y S i d e d
The Googlebot hasn’t found you yet. I wonder how long before it shows up?
Needs more gay midget porn to go with it. There!
Steven, I was just wondering the same thing. Should be interesting to find out…
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my goodness. I needed a good laugh and you almost made me fall of my chair. I thought Martin Nabisco looked funny.
Maybe I’ll title a post Martin Scorsese Nabisco just to see if it’ll spread.
Shoot, I got it wrong and don’t even have a cold. Does an earache count?
A few months later, but there is now a Google link to you, Shamus. Also, strangely enough, a link to a gourmet cooking site referring to your blog…
Today, looking for it shows 348.000 results. Amazing.
Nah, there is only 5 with “Martin Successor Nabisco” and if you take out the quotation marks then you get 261,000 or so results.