Little time for amusements this weekend, although I do want to publicly wish my wife a Happy Birthday today. Would that I could age as gracefully as she does.

Happy Birthday pretty lady.
How to Forum

Dear people of the internet: Please stop doing these horrible idiotic things when you talk to each other.
Resident Evil 4

Who is this imbecile and why is he wandering around Europe unsupervised?
Internet News is All Wrong

Why is internet news so bad, why do people prefer celebrity fluff, and how could it be made better?
Why I Hated Resident Evil 4

Ever wonder how seemingly sane people can hate popular games? It can happen!
Was it a Hack?

A big chunk of the internet went down in October of 2016. What happened? Was it a hack?
Happy Birthday, Heather. Hope it is happy and a harbinger of the year ahead.
Love,
Sharon
I apologise for the following insult but
Why so serious?