Mega 64

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 12, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 2 comments

From the site info for Mega 64:

In the not too distant future, a former videogame programmer and mad scientist Dr. Poque grows weary of the world’s games. Shunned from society, he invents the most powerful videogame console ever created- The Mega64; A machine powerful enough to download old videogames into users’ brains, making them embarrassingly real. To prove himself to the reluctant public, he captures ordinary teenagers to beta test the machine 24/7 and document their progress within his secret compound… beneath his apartment building. Lead by the brave duo of Rocko and Derek, this kidnapped crew must endure the digital insanity and learn why video games and the real world should never mix.

Witness the results:

So they go out in public and enact various videogame scenarios to the annoyance of random onlookers, none of which ever show signs of being familiar with the game or having any idea what these goofs are doing. It’s basically “Jackass” for nerds, which is a very strange idea.

Their video of Resident Evil 4 is pretty funny, mostly because the game is just begging to be lampooned. I find these hard to watch. I keep getting embarrased on their behalf.

 


 

Netflix: Missing Succesor Nadesco

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 12, 2006

Filed under: Anime 9 comments

Based on Steven‘s suggestion that Martian Succesor Nadesco is a good series for the anime newcomer (which I guess I still am) I decided to check it out. So I jumped over to Netflix and looked it up:

Netflix: Martian Succesor Nadesco disc 5 not available

What the heck? On disc 5, that green “Save” button means the disc is not available. Not that everyone else has it out already, but that Netflix does not own a single copy of MSN, disc 5, anwhere in any of their warehouses all over the country. How does that work? This usually only appears for movies which are in the system, but have not yet been released on DVD. But clearly the entire series is out by now. Disc 6 is available and Steven watched the whole thing ages ago.

Even worse is the fact that they have “unknown” for the release date. So, they don’t have disc 5 and they don’t know when (if ever) they might get more. What a stupid waste. Grrr.

 


 

Lymphocyte Justice!

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 12, 2006

Filed under: Personal 6 comments

For whatever reason, a bunch of pathogens have decided that my body is a great place to hang out and look for cells to break into. What jerks.

A little breaking & entering is bad enough, but once inside these guys use the cell contents to make free copies, which are then sent all over the place. These cellular spammers have been at it for at least a couple of days. I didn’t know about the problem until I got a few complaints (from my lungs and head) letting me know that things were not ok and that I needed to Do Something about it. I am, of course, mounting an appropriate response, which includes cranking out a bunch of new dendritic cells to round up these guys and haul them off to the lymph nodes. That process is largely automated. My more direct response has been to drink tea and complain, which never seems to help, but I do it anyway because I’m a man of action.

Stallone as Cobra: You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.
Above: One of my body’s cytotoxic T-cells gets ready to show that punk virus the meaning of justice.
The arrests are happening at a decent pace I’m sure, but things won’t improve around here until we can catch the bad guys faster than they can make copies. This isn’t as easy as it sounds. Unlike arrests performed against humans, these guys don’t turn each other in. Tough guys. Code of silence, all that. Doesn’t matter. We’ll get them in the end. We always do.

On the upside, cellular pillaging is a capital crime and justice is swift for the captured. Enzymes come in an chop the guilty into smaller pieces as a warning to the others. (Which they never heed. They always have to do things the hard way.)

In the process of rounding up and killing these outlaws, we are taking a very close look at them and making some custom B-cells that will stick around long-term. They will walk a beat, keep an eye on things, and sound the alarm if they spot any of these types trying to sneak in again.

Which they will. Their kind never learns.

LATER: On further reflection, I think I shouldn’t blog while nursing a fever.

 


 

DM of the Rings III:
Small Town Blues

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 11, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 31 comments

Lord of the Rings, D&D campaign – Bree, Strider, Aragorn, Whorehouse, Nazgul

I think I’ll post these M-W-F until I get tired of them.

 


 

Meez

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 11, 2006

Filed under: Links 4 comments

Meez reminds me a bit of that Site Pal thing I wrote about a while ago. It’s a useless yet entertaining gadget aimed at MySpace users and bloggers.

They let you make animated characters using an avatar builder and add it to your website without asking for any money. Instead, certain items of clothing and accesories cost a few bucks. I’m not sure that can bring in enough to pay for the coders, artists, and bandwidth required to keep this going, but I think their approach makes a lot more sense than Site Pal. Site Pal wants money up front before you can put the guy on your site. Meez lets you get attached to your little animated persona and then tries to entice you into buying upgrades. I have an example of one of these characters at the end of this post. Kind of amusing.

The major downside I see is their delivery method: That animated guy below is a 1.1 megabyte animated GIF. That sucks. GIF files are a terrible way to deliver large animations like this. It’s bulky and doesn’t scale well at all. Some sort of Flash player thing would make a lot more sense.

Meez has a website clearly aimed at the user, while Site Pal has a lot of stuff on their site about “increasing sales” and “improving user experience”. If you just read their page, you would assume they were offering a product aimed at corporate websites. A quick look at the product itself, though, and it looks more like a personal website toy. (Their website also has the flavor of someone courting investment money and trying to convince potential investors, “No, really! We’re a serious company! We do sales and e-Business and User Experience and all kinds of grown-up stuff!”) I think the marketing-focused salesmanship on their site, coupled with the pay-up-front approach, is going to drive away a lot of casual and curious customers. On the upside, they aren’t bleeding bandwidth costs to non-paying customers like YouTube or Meez. On the other hand, I stongly suspect that the Site Pal voice technology (which is their really clever feature) is licensed from a third party, so if by some miracle that became their selling point then other companies (like Meez) could just license it as well.

These “website gadgets” are interesting to me. During the dot-com craze, everyone thought this stuff was the future. Then everyone thought it was a pipe dream and ran off. Now people are starting to look in this direction again. Bandwidth is cheaper, blogs are a much larger part of the ‘net, a few new ideas have cropped up, and investors are a little wiser and more cautious. I think it’s a good sign that things like this are showing up, and also a good sign that nobody is offering them a billion bucks of investment for an idea and some prototype code. These sites might actually exhibit a normal business lifecycle: Make a prototype, get enough cash to get off the ground, and then either fly or crash.

Read on to see that 1.1MB animated Meez, which I’ve hidden below the fold as an act of mercy. Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Meez”

 


 

Long King Kong

By Shamus Posted Sunday Sep 10, 2006

Filed under: Movies 6 comments

In my previous post about the King Kong movie, Jaquandor warned me that some upcoming scenes were not for the squemish. He wasn’t kidding. Eeew. One of the worst moments for me was the part where Ann hides in a rotted log, and encounters a couple of huge centipedes.

King Kong, Ann Darrow and a big centipede
I know it’s really frightening, but close your mouth, idiot. With instincts like this, it’s a wonder she survived the movie.

King Kong, Ann Darrow and two big centipedes
I’ve lightened these shots up quite a bit so we can see the bugs better.

Now, this is nowhere near the worst encounter with bugs in the movie. Other characters meet ones a lot bigger and some of them die very badly. But these two centipedes (which never hurt anyone) made me squirm in my seat, because I know they are not that far from reality. Some of the other creepies in the movie (like leeches the size of a bear) didn’t make a lot of sense to me, foodchain-wise. My mind filed them into the same slot as dragons and H. R. Gieger’s Alien: dangerous stuff I’ll never have to worry about. But there really are centipedes that are nearly this big and they give me the willies. If I’d been in Ann’s place here, I would not have sat there with my mouth open, I would have run away, waving my hands over my head and screaming like a woman.

You have to see the real thing to believe it, although I don’t really suggest it. It isn’t for the faint of heart, but here is a YouTube video of a gigantic centipede catching and eating a mouse. If that’s not enough gross for you, then try watching a centipede eat a tarantula.

But getting back to King Kong: The movie was one horrifying death after another. After a while I went numb. I fast-forwarded a lot, and the movie still took ages. If you plan to have a go at this movie, make sure you have lots of free time and a strong stomach.

 


 

Full Metal Panic, Disc 7

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 9, 2006

Filed under: Anime 7 comments

The grand finale!


Full Metal Panic

More thrills!

Full Metal Panic

More fanservice!

Full Metal Panic

More romantic tension!

Full Metal Panic

More clichés!

Full Metal Panic

More Engrish!

Full Metal Panic

More gigantic robots punching each other!


Pretty much everything that I’ve read about the series is true: The ending is weak because of the limitations of the source material, the important mysteries are never explained, and the bad guy has all the personality and depth of a black-and-white cardboard cutout of Paris Hilton.

But I got my mecha fix, the good guys won, and the series didn’t commit any horrible crimes. It’s odd observing my reaction to the ending of this series as compared to Last Exile. Exile was a failure in my book. The production values were incredible and the world was facinating, but in the end the story didn’t work and so it all flew apart. They aimed high and missed the mark. Full Metal Panic aimed way, way, lower, but they did manage to hit their target. The result being that I’m coming away with a more positive view of FMP than I did of Last Exile. That doesn’t seem fair, but that’s how it worked out.