Grand Theft Chronology

By Shamus Posted Sunday Apr 15, 2007

Filed under: Video Games 17 comments

I’m writing about Grand Theft Auto this week. I’ve remarked on this series before.

The series turns ten this year. The game has an odd history. Most of the press surrounding the game focuses on the graphic content and outrageous gameplay, but the thing that has amazed me the most about the game is the technology.

The original Grand Theft Auto games looked primitive for their day.
The original Grand Theft Auto games looked primitive for their day.
The original GTA and the sequel GTA II were both top-down scrollers. GTA came out in 1997. The graphics were fairly dated, but it featured some very shocking gameplay (car theft, murder, and rampant destruction) and a sense of humor, not to mention a refreshing open-ended approach. GTA II came out in 1999 and used more or less the same graphics. Neither game was particularly compelling to me. I found them to be amusing but frustrating.

Then in 2001 Rockstar came out with GTA III and more or less conquered the PS2 with it. I still can’t believe the technological jump they took from the 1999 GTA II to the 2001 GTA III. It was like they got hold of some strange alien technology. The game went from being a simplistic, lo-tech excuse to blow up cars to one of the most cutting edge 3d worlds ever. Even six years later I don’t think anyone else has really matched them for spacious, realistic urban landscapes. I don’t know what happened that enabled them to take such a huge leap forward. Did they harvest some of John Carmack’s blood and make themselves a clone? Or an army of clones?
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Plugins Behaving Badly

By Shamus Posted Saturday Apr 14, 2007

Filed under: Notices 42 comments

In response to the feedback from yesterday, I’ve turned off Bad Behavior and added a new plugin which does captcha. (Captchas? Chptchai? Is there a proper plural for this annoying and cumbersome acronym? Hard to remember, hard to spell, hard to pronounce! It’s a trifecta!) The new plugin shouldn’t daunt you with unreadable swirly characters, white on an off-white background with medium-white lines in the background. It just uses a few easy-to-recognize words and simple fonts.

It’s another step readers have to take in order to comment, and the rejection screen is appalingly crude, but otherwise the system should be painless.

Feedback desired. Let me know if the thing acts up. If you can’t post at all, please let me know: shamus -at- shamusyoung dot com.

 


 

I’m a leaf on the wind

By Shamus Posted Saturday Apr 14, 2007

Filed under: Nerd Culture 35 comments

As a followup to this quiz, I give you the following:

Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)

Wash (Ship Pilot)
90%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
65%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
55%
River (Stowaway)
45%
Inara Serra (Companion)
35%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
35%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
30%
Alliance
30%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
10%
You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.


Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

 


 

DM of the Rings LXXXVII:
Hack, and Also Slash

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 13, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 135 comments

Aragorn takes his turn.
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Hack, and Also Slash”

 


 

My Stupid Broken Website

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 13, 2007

Filed under: Rants 29 comments

Lots of people are complaining about errors they get when posting comments. Errors like this one:


Error 403
We're sorry, but we could not fulfill your request for /twentysidedtale/?p=nnn#comment-nnn on this server.
You do not have permission to access this server.
Your technical support key is: xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
You can use this key to fix this problem yourself.
If you are unable to fix the problem yourself, please contact twentysidedtale at shamusyoung.com and be sure to provide the technical support key shown above.

I don’t even know what this error means, or what is generating it. Is it something on my website? WordPress? A plugin? I don’t know who wrote this piece of code, but they committed a major no-no by directing “technical support” emails to the site author. Icing on the cake is that if users consult the linked page they are (re)directed to a totally unrelated website that probably wants nothing to do with my technical support issues.

The problem started a while back, when the huge influx of new visitors caused a subsequent huge influx of new spam. For about a week I had .htakismet installed, which is a plugin that reacts to spam by blocking access to the site from the offending IP. That sounds like a very nice solution, although I was wary of having a WordPress plugin dabble in the black magic that is .htaccess files on my server. After a week, I couldn’t tell if .htakismet was even working. At best it was having no impact. At worst, it was blocking legit users without me even knowing about it.

I pulled .htakisment and installed a different plugin: Bad Behavior. Unlike .htakismet, BB really did have a big impact on spam. I went from nearly a thousand spam comments each day to a few dozen, but then the stupid error above started popping up.

As far as I can tell, the error appears when someone posts a comment. After they hit the “submit” button they get the above message, but their comment appears anyway. It has never happened to me, but I’m an admin and I think the filters ignore me no matter what I type. The problem also exhibits that most dreaded of attributes: It is intermittent.

I don’t know what to make of it. Is this some mess made by .htakismet? Is Bad Behavior causing the problem? I could come up with guesses all day, but whatever the reason the problem is either getting worse or people are more eager to tell me about it. Going back to 1,000+ spams a day isn’t an option, either.

I’d tell you I’m working on it, but that would be misleading. I can’t really do any work on it until I know what to do. All I can tell you is that the problem is being worried about.

 


 

Jade Empire: Speed Run

By Shamus Posted Thursday Apr 12, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 17 comments

There was some musing in earlier comments about how long it takes to beat the game. This got me to thinking about how fast the game could be beat. So I tried it out.

My Kung-Fu hero, "Speedy" He’s level 16 at the end of the game, with 3:24 elapsed. His stats are rubbish, but he still made the bad guys eat righteous fist in the end.
My Kung-Fu hero, "Speedy" He’s level 16 at the end of the game, with 3:24 elapsed. His stats are rubbish, but he still made the bad guys eat righteous fist in the end.
I skipped through the dialog as fast as it would let me and skipped all cutscenes. I used turbo run everywhere I went, and I didn’t do anything that wasn’t required to complete the core quest. At the end of the game I was only level 16. My previous trips had taken me to level 21 and 24. That is a really big delta. I should note that the game wasn’t that much harder at the end. I’m not sure if it was because I was better at the fighting or if the game does some devious auto-leveling. This merits further investigation.

According to the savegame at the end I beat the whole thing in 3:24. Three hours and twenty-four minutes to get from the tutorial fight with Jin Woo to the final boot to the head at the palace throne room. I do notice that this provides an interesting view of the game. It strips the beautiful parts away, like pulling the body panels off of a car. What you are left with are the bare ugly essentials. It is interesting to see how a majority of the game (over 70% of it, quest-wise) is optional. I like that. I also note that in my “long” trip through the game (22 hours) I still missed several sidequests.

Upon reflection, I can see my Speed Run path wasn’t optimal. In the swamps I took the right-hand path, which leads to rescuing Fen, which is a bit of a time-sink conversation / cutscene. I closed the dam, because I didn’t realize I didn’t have to. I fought the cannibals instead of promising to kill the Forest Spirit in exchange for the crystal. I fought Master Shin’s acolytes, which I suspect is optional. At the final confrontation I chose to fight instead of accepting the sucker’s ending. I’m sure there were other shortcuts I missed here and there. I’ll bet the game can be beat in under three hours.

For anyone wanting to try this, here are a few tips: (I’m not sure why anyone would, but then again I’m not sure why I did it in the first place.)
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Strong Female Characters

By Shamus Posted Thursday Apr 12, 2007

Filed under: Movies 82 comments

kennycelican links back to this dusty old post and then adds some interesting thoughts on strong female characters.

This really is a problem*. Lots of movies have trouble coming up with a strong female character who isn’t just a short man with no personality. The example cited in the post was that of Abigail Whistler in the third Blade movie. She’s my favorite example of a hackneyed “strong female character” who emphasizes “strong” at the expense of “female” and “character”.

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