DM of the Rings CXI:
You Can’t Take it With You

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 11, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 137 comments

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You Can’t Take it With You”

 


 

Post 1,001

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 11, 2007

Filed under: Notices 13 comments

This is the one thousand and first post to the site. WordPress has numbered it #1196, but that’s because there are a lot of posts that I start but later throw away, and WordPress doesn’t recycle those numbers.

For “fun”, I’m going to post the Useless Stats of my site as of right now. I posted my stats almost exactly a year ago. It’s funny to compare to the stats from last June, before I started writing DM of the Rings, and before the site grew to its current size.

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A Fire

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jun 9, 2007

Filed under: Personal 32 comments

“Mommy, it looks like the neighbor’s garage is on fire!”

Just a few hours before the fire.  The garage is peeking out from behind the bushes and trees.
Just a few hours before the fire. The garage is peeking out from behind the bushes and trees.
My girl can be pretty high strung sometimes, so when I hear this I figure it means the neighbors are burning leaves on the far side, and the resulting ribbon of smoke makes it look like the fire is coming from the garage. I glance out the window. She is not exaggerating. There is a fire inside of the building. A serious fire. Flames reach out from the yawning windows.

There is shouting. People are very close to the building, frantically trying to do something. Are they trying to fight it? This is way beyond a garden hose or fire extinguisher sized problem. This blaze is not kidding around. A beautiful large-size pickup is so close to the building that it’s tail lights are probably melting. Screw the garage! Move the truck! The garage isn’t near any other important structures, so no houses are in danger as far as I can see.

It’s Saturday, May 26. Memorial Day weekend. It’s mid-afternoon on a nice sunny day. This morning we were running a yard sale. Now the neighborhood is in sudden chaos. I hear the wail of approaching fire engines. No, it sounds like an ambulance. Actually, it’s both. Eventually, it’s a lot of both.

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Good / Bad News

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

Filed under: Links 16 comments

The bad news: You’re confined to a wheelchair.

The good news: Wheeeeeee!

Actually it looks like that would have been scary. Thankfully he got away without a scratch. Seems like the guy was a good sport about it, though.

 


 

DM of the Rings CX:
Roleplaying, at Last

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

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Foremost Message

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

Filed under: Links 27 comments

James Lilek’s new blog at Buzz.mn is already dealing with F1RST P0ST! issues. He suggests a “disabling jolt of electricity” for anyone first-posting his site, but I notice comment #1 is just such a post.

It’s time to respond in kind: I’m going to senselessly delete the very first comment on this post, no matter what it is. :)

UPDATE: And the victim was Telas, whose musings are now lost forever, alas. Seems sort of stupid now, but I promised. who cheated by double posting. Curse you Telas! I’ll get you for this!

 


 

A New Spell

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

Filed under: Tabletop Games 35 comments

In the comments of this post a reader notes their overlong comment and remarks that they posted a “wall of text”.

Reader Zaghadka responds:

What a great idea for a spell:

“Wall of Text” (Illusion, Bureaumancy)

Upon casting this spell the mage bathes a 10′x10′ cube/lvl. area with mindless mutterings, ranting, copious formulaic backstory, or repeated iterations of “Romani ite Domus!”

Anyone in the area of effect must make a will save or suffer one of three effects: Confusion, Emotion of Hopelessness, or their head explodes. Blind targets are not affected. Dyslexic targets save at +3.

Counterspell: Erase

Perfect. I’m still laughing.