DM of the Rings CXXIII:
BioShock: Upgrade Fatigue
I’ve been waiting for this game since I first heard about it, way back in February of 2006. At long last, they have released the minimum system requirements. Let’s have a look:
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Prey: Ending
(This post has been languishing for a couple of weeks now while I allowed myself to be distracted by other games. Here are some of my thoughts on the game overalll, and of the ending.) Previous posts: First Impressions, Followup, Nearing the End.
Spoilers ahead.
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Eomier shushin Thu’fir
Reader Donateller read the D&D campaign I put up and was inpired to draw a picture of the situation in this post.
It’s a pretty big thrill to see our story through the eyes of someone else, so I got a real kick out of this.
DM of the Rings CXXII:
Xtreme Moves
Transformers
I saw Transformers this weekend. Spoler-free review follows:
I don’t have much new to add to what has already been said about this movie. Like everyone else I thought this was an overlong movie where everything (everything!) was turned up to eleven and running at 110%. All the time. The dialog was enslaved by the plot, and the stunts went from “that’s kind of hard to believe” to “I don’t believe that for a second” and finally reached the zenith of “that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Director Michael Bay is the sorcerer’s apprentice. He’s got Spielberg’s spellbook, but where Spielberg makes magic, Michael Bay just makes a mess. Continue reading 〉〉 “Transformers”
DM of the Rings CXXI:
Blasphemy!
In Defense of Crunch
Crunch-mode game development isn't good, but sometimes it happens for good reasons.
Why Batman Can't Kill
His problem isn't that he's dumb, the problem is that he bends the world he inhabits.
Borderlands Series
A look at the main Borderlands games. What works, what doesn't, and where the series can go from here.
What is Vulkan?
What is this Vulkan stuff? A graphics engine? A game engine? A new flavor of breakfast cereal? And how is it supposed to make PC games better?
Chainmail Bikini
A horrible, railroading, stupid, contrived, and painfully ill-conceived roleplaying campaign. All in good fun.
Netscape 1997
What did web browsers look like 20 years ago, and what kind of crazy features did they have?
Wolfenstein II
This is a massive step down in story, gameplay, and art design when compared to the 2014 soft reboot. Yet critics rated this one much higher. What's going on here?
Bethesda’s Launcher is Everything You Expect
From the company that brought us Fallout 76 comes a storefront / Steam competitor. It's a work of perfect awfulness. This is a monument to un-usability and anti-features.
Bowlercoaster
Two minutes of fun at the expense of a badly-run theme park.
The Biggest Game Ever
Just how big IS No Man's Sky? What if you made a map of all of its landmass? How big would it be?
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