Ruts vs. Battlespire CH1: Body By Bethesda

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday Mar 16, 2016

Filed under: Lets Play 80 comments

Released in 1996, The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall is one of the most seminal genre-transforming RPGs ever released.

Released in 1997, An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire is an RPG.

Daggerfall features gameplay that innovates on nearly every feature of the series. It uses its open world and nonstandard player goals to directly challenge the idea fantasy games should be fun-but-linear dungeon crawl experiences.

Battlespire features gameplay.

Daggerfall is broken, shabbily designed, clearly at the limits of its developer’s ability–but through the strength of its core design it emerges as a loveable experience, extraordinary for when it came out–even enjoyable by a certain kind of modern player.

We’re going to be playing Battlespire.

You might think that this is one of those old fantasy games full of cheap titillation. So, go ahead.
You might think that this is one of those old fantasy games full of cheap titillation. So, go ahead.

Don’t expect me to give much background. The game’s “best” experienced completely fresh. I know this isn’t a high bar, but it’s by far the most surprising Bethesda game I’ve ever played (this isn’t counting the NGAGE titles, which nobody played). If Morrowind made me feel awe and Skyrim made me feel powerful, Battlespire made me feel like there was a hidden camera in my Del Taco bag. It’s like meeting your best friend’s brother and discovering he wears tweed trenchcoats, speaks in a crooning, giggling whisper, and is pathologically obsessed with collecting six-inch porcelain dolls. Any of the three would be a little odd. Observing all of them over the course of one ebelskiver brunch guarantees you’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg, and you can’t help but wonder: how can these two individuals be related?

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Diecast Autoplays

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 15, 2016

Filed under: Notices 35 comments

Dear valued Firefox reader: Yes, I know the Diecast is autoplaying when you visit the site. I’m just putting up this post as a catch-all so people don’t feel obliged to comment / email / tweet about it to me.

Sadly, it’s a bug in Firefox. Specifically, Firefox is incorrectly ignoring the autoplay=”false” directive. A few people have worked out the conditions required for the problem to manifest, which you can read about here.

Supposedly I could fix this by dumping the legacy <embed> tags and use only HTML5. That would (possibly) fix things for Firefox users, at the expense of people using old browsers or… pfft. I dunno. I don’t know how important the embed tag is, to be honest.

After some deliberation, I figured it’s a bad idea to punish non-Firefox people for the bugs in FF, so I’m keeping the embed for now. (Although I’d welcome some speculation / information on who uses it and how important it is.) As a temporary fix, I’ve moved the audio player off the front page for now. Hopefully the FF team gets this hammered out quickly.

 


 

Good Robot #44: Coming April 5

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 15, 2016

Filed under: Good Robot 120 comments

The date is set. We’re now committed to launch on April 5, or embarrass ourselves forever. Here’s the announcement trailer:


Link (YouTube)

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Experienced Points: How YouTube Can Fix Itself

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 14, 2016

Filed under: Column 72 comments

My column this week is more cathartic than helpful. It shows a number of ways YouTube could make life better for everyone at no cost to themselves (and in some cases, for a small profit) but they won’t because the human beings at Google are insulted from public interaction by many layers of obfuscation, and company policy changes at a glacial pace.

Also: YouTube rolled out YouTube Gaming this week. As far as I can tell, it’s my usual YouTube feed with non-gaming stuff filtered out, with a black background. I don’t have anything bad to say about it, but I do find myself shifting back to YouTube Prime after just a couple of minutes. It’s not bad, it just doesn’t seem to offer me anything I need. But maybe it’s aimed at the Twitch streams and PewDiePie crowd? I honestly don’t know.

 


 

Diecast #145: Black Desert, Overload, The Division

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 14, 2016

Filed under: Diecast 82 comments



Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus, Campster.
Episode edited by Issac.

This week we spend probably too much time talking about the recently-released Korean MMO Black Desert. It’s strange and wonderful and goofy and annoying. You’ve been warned.

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Lord of the Rings Online #3: Not a Sheeple Person

By Shamus Posted Sunday Mar 13, 2016

Filed under: Shamus Plays 20 comments

If you remember from last time, I’m here in the town of Archet as the result of a series of very bad decisions, most of them by other people. Last night I needed to deliver a letter. By the end of the evening I was going to be killed by the Nazgul. As of today I’m about to watch the destruction of an entire city.

The town is surrounded by brigands who are waiting for nightfall before sweeping in here and giving the entire population of the city an all-expenses-paid trip to the afterlife.

One of the town guards is actually working with the brigands, and it’s my job to go and tattle on him to the captain. I don’t know why Amdir wants me to do this. I have no proof. I’m just repeating the rumor.

Put that thing away! Only players are allowed to wave weapons around irresponsibly.
Put that thing away! Only players are allowed to wave weapons around irresponsibly.

Captain Brackenbrook is not glad to see me. Apparently he’s not willing to imprison and execute one of his own men based on the gossip from a random foreigner.

I go back to Amdir and tell him his idiotic plan didn’t work. He gives me a nice pair of gloves. I don’t know why he gives me gloves. Maybe he just hands out free stuff to people who insult him. Maybe he’d give me a fancy taffeta ball gown if I told him his mother was a whore.

(I’m sure she was a nice lady.)

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The Altered Scrolls, Epilogue: Bethesda’s Freedom

By Rutskarn Posted Saturday Mar 12, 2016

Filed under: Elder Scrolls 44 comments

What is the point of an Elder Scrolls game?

Why did a team of game developers who set out to make a schlocky, plotless combat sim follow a trail of feature-creep-as-inspiration until the result didn’t just clash with their design document–it clashed with the packaging they’d already ordered? What did they suspect that made them take that kind of risk?

Why did Skyrim become not just game of the year, but game of about five straight years in a row?

Why should it come to pass that Nexus has ten mods for a hugely successful open-world game where you play freaking Batman–and forty thousand for a game where you yell at dragons? (Sure, it has a robust toolset–but Fallout 4 doesn’t as of this writing and it’s still got more mods than any non-TES or Fallout game on the market. Having a toolset is no guarantee you’ll get mods, and having no toolset is evidently no guarantee you won’t.)

How does Bethesda do it?

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