Andromeda Part 20: Character Arks

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 5, 2019

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The last few entries have been much too negative. Okay, most of the last 19 entries have been pretty negative. Sorry. Let’s switch things up and talk about something good. Let’s talk about…

The Ark Missions

Everything is NOT fine.
Everything is NOT fine.

We started the game on the Human ark, but there are three other arks out there: Salarian, Asari, and Turian. Like the Human ark, each of these is a ship with about 20,000 sleepers on board. All three are intercepted by the KettThe story never explains how the Kett are so magically good at finding these silent ships in the void. Then again, the story also never explains why the Kett never invade the easy-to-find settlements on the ground. Whatever., who begin doing genetic experiments on the inhabitants.

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Diecast #246: Handhelds, Programming, Simulations

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 4, 2019

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Yes, we do spend a little time talking Anthem and Warframe. I know this is the third week in a row and this website isn’t really the core audience for looter-shooters. Hopefully you can put up with one more week of this. On the upside, we also talk some programming.

Like I said on the show, the mailbag is empty. The email address is in the header image. You know what to do.



Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode edited by Issac.

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#4 No Love for the Shorties

By Shamus Posted Sunday Mar 3, 2019

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#3 Have Heroes, Won’t Travel

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 1, 2019

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Spider-Man Part 7: Mary Changed

By Shamus Posted Thursday Feb 28, 2019

Filed under: Retrospectives 117 comments

The next chapter has Peter Parker stop by the F.E.A.S.T.Food, Emergency, Aid, Shelter and Training. homeless shelter. It’s owned by a guy named Martin Li. Mr. Li funds the place and helps run it, but the real management work is done by the eternally elderly and saintly Aunt May. Mister Li is throwing a party to thank Aunt May for her years of ongoing sainthood or whatever it is she does at the FEAST center when she’s not walking on water.

Aunt May

I think there's something wrong with my graphics settings, because Aunt May's halo doesn't seem to be rendering.
I think there's something wrong with my graphics settings, because Aunt May's halo doesn't seem to be rendering.

May is an interesting character because of how unapologetically one-dimensional she is. Usually fans dislike it if a character doesn’t have any flaws. Uncomplicated characters are seen as “boring”. As characters pass from one writer to the next, there’s always the temptation to “make them more interesting” by giving them flaws and secrets and stuffing their closets full of skeletons. But Aunt May never got that treatmentACTUALLY they tried to give her a backstory where she was a super-spy back in the 60s, but that idea seems to have been dropped. I think? I hope so. The whole point of Peter Parker is that he’s just a normal kid in extraordinary circumstances, and that falls apart if you retcon him to be a member of a family of badasses.. She’s been a nice old lady since the beginning. She’s always encouraging and supporting of Peter, and she’s always telling him to do the right thing. She doesn’t have any feuds, grudges, vices, or hangups.

Aunt May works as a character despite her lack of flaws. Then again, she’s usually not treated like a full-blown character. Her status quo doesn’t change very much, she doesn’t have any long-term aspirations, and she’s not involved in interpersonal conflicts the that way Mary Jane or Flash Thompson are. She’s almost an aspect of Peter’s character. She’s the flawless mother figure for him to disappoint, while also acting as his moral center.

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Anthem Doesn’t Care About its Own Story

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Feb 27, 2019

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I know the chasm between gameplay and story divide is normally pretty wide in the AAA space, but Anthem feels like a game where these two halves are at war with each other. My column this week talks about how the Anthem gameplay casually tramples all over the story bits. I realize that the original Destiny had a similar problem, where all of the worldbuilding stuff was dumped into web pages outside the game. I realize this genre isn’t known for its storytelling, but still…

  1. Just because Bungie did it doesn’t make it okay.
  2. Why make this a story about a hero character when that goes against the gameplay? If we’re an observer and muscle for the real main characters, then just embrace that as part of the story.
  3. Isn’t this the whole point of having BioWare make one of these things? I thought the idea was to set this game apart by injecting BioWare-style storytelling into a genre where story is usually neglected, but instead we’ve injected Bungie-style story apathy into BioWare. This game doesn’t elevate the genre, it drags down the developer.

So sad.

But fine. This game is all about the gameplay and the story is for dumb nerds. Accepting that, why is the gameplay so vague about the systems? This is a game about getting loot to make the numbers go up, except the interface designer didn’t want to pollute their pristine interface with dumb boring numbers. So here are some questions I have about the mechanics of this game:

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Andromeda Part 19: Breaking REALLY Bad

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Feb 26, 2019

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Last week I complained that Andromeda doesn’t offer a lot of real choices. Even in cases where the game manages to offer you a real choice between two different options and even if the dialog wheel manages to make the options clear, it’s often completely unsatisfying because the situation itself is often incoherent. For example:

Oblivion

Okay, you no longer have access to the bacteria that acts like penicillin. Have you tried using, you know, REGULAR penicillin?
Okay, you no longer have access to the bacteria that acts like penicillin. Have you tried using, you know, REGULAR penicillin?

If you visit Dr. Nakamoto in the Kadara slums, he’ll tell you that when he came to Kadara he discovered a kind of “bacteria” that had antibioticAs in “penicillin” not “biotic space powers”. properties. But then someone discovered that at high doses it was an addictive psychoactive drug. Sloane began producing the drug to make money and solidify her power.

So then Dr. Nakamoto asks us to “get the formula back” from her, so that he can use it to treat his patients here in the slums.

Dude! You JUST SAID it was a naturally-occurring bacteria, and now you’re calling it a “formula”?

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