
This is a fun and amusing gift from my wife. A novelty clock with different liquids with differing weights. You can rotate the clear section and watch the liquids change places like an hourglass.
Cool.
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Merry and Pippin were about the most underused characters in this campaign. I imagine the two of them sat on the couch playing XBox, and if they were needed for anything they would shout their actions over their shoulder without looking away from the TV. Now that I’ve come to this point, it would have been nice to have a gag where (during some tense or serious moment) the two of them were playing something like Halo 2 and their chatter was distracting the roleplaying. Ah well. Maybe I’ll go back and add it once the story is over.
The party spends four days in the Mages Archives. They take a generous and well-deserved rest. There are many challenges ahead, but they sense the tide has turned.
At last they depart, heading west towards Washport. They re-seal the Mages Archives before they leave. As far as Eomer is concerned they own the place now, so they may as well start taking care of it.
The great cloud of ash has dissipated and been blown out to sea, but the ground is still black with it. The wind has tossed it about, leaving greay dust in every opening and on every surface. The mountain is still slightly smouldering in the distance, warning the inhabitants of the land against challenging its slopes once more.
Continue reading 〉〉 “Session 13, Part 1”
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In particular I want to say Merry Christmas to Steven, David, Pixy, Cineris, Don, Ubu Roi, Otaku, Mark, and Jay.
There’s a reason I hit those blogs every day, and I wish the best to my various blog friends.
We didn’t get a Wii, but we did get Animal Crossing. Holy Kawaii. This game has sucked in the entire family, and is the first videogame that has brought all five of us to the Gamecube together. As a bonus, it is creating an incentive for the girls to read, which is always good.
Deoxy brought up a very interesting point in my post about Girl Games, suggesting that the large bust size of videogame women is to make them more clearly regognizable as women. This reminded me of the time I had my own run-in with making female characters.
Back in 1999, my company wanted a new set of 3d male and female characters. For various reasons, the job fell to me even though I’d never done that sort of thing before, and I wasn’t really sure how it was done. I was part of the art team, but I have no art training and no real artistic talent. My skill was in writing tools and coming up with new ways of making old stuff so that it was smaller or faster to render. If you had a 30 polygon tree that looked terrible, and you wanted to cut it down to 15 polys and at the same time make it look better, download faster, and use less textures, I was the guy. If you wanted a realistic car or a gothic building: Well, I could do it, but it would be lackluster and sort of sterile.
But time was short and we needed those male & female figures. The job needed doing. I jumped in, learning as I went.
Stating with a blank slate, building from nothing, I managed to make a pretty good male. Starting a whole new mesh from scratch takes a lot of time, so to speed things up I started my female with the already-completed male. I planned to just modify it until I had a female. I made her more slender. I made her hips curve out. I made her legs thinner. I added breasts. I changed the shape of the face. When all of this was done it looked like a man in drag. An ugly man.
I figured it was the head, so I made a whole new head and put long hair on it. By itself, the head looked pretty good (by 1999 standards) but once I put it onto the body it again looked like a man. Maybe a trans-sexual, at best – but it certainly didn’t look anything like a biological woman. (EDIT: I apologize if this offends any trans-gender people. I’m just trying to hang all of this on familiar terms because we don’t really have good words to describe degrees of femininity.)
My eye was telling me it was wrong, but not WHAT was wrong. It just looked too “butch”. I made the breasts bigger, the hips more curvy, the arms and legs and neck more slender. By the time I was done my “woman” was an anorexic with a gigantic chest and she still looked like a man. I tried putting clothes on her – which helped -but I couldn’t get rid of the “mannish” look.
Time ran out and in the end I just covered the shortcomings with clothing. Later – after I was out of crunch mode – I went out and got some books on anatomy and tried to figure out where I went wrong. I learned what most artists learn on day one of art class: Male and female proportions are very, very different. The most major change – and the one that was tripping me up – was that the ratio of torso to overall body height is different. Once I corrected that, My “man in drag” female transformed into a woman. Then I did what I should have done at the beginning, which was toss the male mesh and start over. My next generation of characters looked much better, and would have been passable in your mid-range 3d games of the time.
Still, I’m glad I’m a full-time coder now. The 3d modeling was fun, but in a lot of ways I was Michael Jordan playing baseball.
LATER: Upon reflection, the Jordan comment sounds a little prideful. Just to be clear: I’m not suggesting I’m the Michael Jordan of coding, I’m just saying I wasn’t using my primary skills.
I just want to give another public thanks to Pixy Misa, who was nice enough to let me put the DM of the Rings comics onto his site. It was really nice to make #43 and not agonize over size. It was great to not have to balance the JPG slider between “Looks Like Crap” and “Die Bandwidth Die!”. I just made the comic and put it up, just like in the good old days.
All comics are now being leeched delivered from shamusyoung.mu.nu.
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