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Punishing The Internet for Sharing
Why make millions on your video game when you could be making HUNDREDS on frivolous copyright claims?
Lost Laughs in Leisure Suit Larry
Why was this classic adventure game so funny in the 80's, and why did it stop being funny?
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
A Star is Born
Remember the superhero MMO from 2009? Neither does anyone else. It was dumb. So dumb I was compelled to write this.
Free Radical
The product of fandom run unchecked, this novel began as a short story and grew into something of a cult hit.
Ridiculous contrivances?! A room full of skulls?? Bah.
A wizard can shoot fire from any conceivable place on his body, but your sticking point is a room full of skulls?
I guess “unrealistic” really is in the mind of the reader.
I really wonder why this scene was filmed. Hadn’t the ghosts just agreed to serve Aragorn in exchange for freedom?
Why try to kill him now? If this wasn’t meant to kill him, what was it meant to achieve? If the ghosts didn’t do this, who did?
It’s not even as though the ghosts all got up from their sarcophagi and the collective weight shift knocked over all the plinths or something (they don’t look or act any different later, so the thought that something like that happened isn’t supported by screen evidence).
If it they payload wasn’t hogging all the incredulity, the narrative pacing would.
Did someone come back from the prop room with a wheelbarrow full of skulls and dared Peter Jackson to use them in a scene? Did a set builder accidentally puncture a pressurised skull vein in the cave they were filming in?
Maybe in this version the ghosts are bound to the skulls. Aragorn has to take all of these with him. The holds of the ships later are just filled with skulls.
Three people loading several cargo holds with thousands of loose skulls with any kind of speed is almost more unbelievable than 3 people sailing multiple ships up the river (the ghosts are very clearly immaterial) lol
Maybe they’re just being attacked by a Demi-lich with the DnD Swarm template as a random encounter?
Or the ghosts could be deliberately trashing the place as an end-of-lease party?
The undead didn’t agree to help Aragorn until the following scene, after the trio escapes the room full of falling skulls and makes it outside to where they can see the corsair fleet.
This particular moment is in the extended version of the movie, but not in the theatrical version. (The shot of the first skulls rolling on the ground, in preparation for the later DVD release, was actually filmed after the movie cleaned up on Oscar night.)