Then I realized that, within D&D, this would pretty much force them to be a bunch of unarmed pacifists.
I am now, as I was in 2007, your perpetual source of highbrow comedy.
Pfft. Silvershaft. *Snicker*
Not too much to say on this one, except I like how Chuck Jones-ish Chuck ended up looking in panel 2. It wasn’t particularly intentional, but I dig it.
Also, Ramgar. *snicker*
How I Plan To Rule This Dumb Industry
Here is how I'd conquer the game-publishing business. (Hint: NOT by copying EA, 2K, Activision, Take-Two, or Ubisoft.)
Gamers Aren’t Toxic
This is a horrible narrative that undermines the hobby through crass stereotypes. The hobby is vast, gamers come from all walks of life, and you shouldn't judge ANY group by its worst members.
MMO Population Problems
Computers keep getting more powerful. So why do the population caps for massively multiplayer games stay about the same?
WAY back in 2005, I wrote about a D&D campaign I was running. The campaign is still there, in the bottom-most strata of the archives.
This is Why We Can’t Have Short Criticism
Here's how this site grew from short essays to novel-length quasi-analytical retrospectives.