T w e n t y S i d e d
Looking around at what is popular as of late, I can see certain patterns emerging. It’s subtle, but for those with a keen eye you may notice some aspects of anime garner more attention than others. After careful study, I’ve distilled this data and come up with what I believe to be the most optimal titles and phrases for a new anime blog:
Robot Ninja Girls
All White Cotten
Pantie-Fu
Fan Services
Full Metal Bikinis
Note that if you were to name your blog “Robot Ninja Girl’s All White Cotten Pantie-Fu Cosplay Battle” it would cause the internet to explode, so don’t do that.
UPDATE: The next morning. I realize I’ve just made a post that will be an uninteresting dead-end for many eager Google searches. Haha! At least I didn’t use the word “tentacle”.
Oops.
BONUS UPDATE: Steven comes up with his own, and then shows me up by using his Japanese skills to make something that rhymes in Japanese and alliterates in English. I’ll get him for this.
Also, I notice we both left out “Schoolgirl” and “Catgirl”. How did THAT happen?
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.
Wolfenstein II
This is a massive step down in story, gameplay, and art design when compared to the 2014 soft reboot. Yet critics rated this one much higher. What's going on here?
Pixel City Dev Blog
An attempt to make a good looking cityscape with nothing but simple tricks and a few rectangles of light.
Revisiting a Dead Engine
I wanted to take the file format of a late 90s shooter and read it in modern-day Unity. This is the result.
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
Heh. You should complain about “tentacle.” The most popular search term for finding Houblog, after its name, remains “panty.” And for reasons I cannot figure out, “bad face” is next….
Fortunatly, “gay midget sex” is not on the chart at all.
My blog title originally came from a friend who was using the “And I for one welcome our new [BLANK] Overlords” years before it became a FARK cliche.
Of course, if I had put the word “panties” in the title I’d probably get more hits.
Otto, as I understand it the origin of that was a “Simpson’s” episode.
Go Simpson Go Simpsons it’s your birthday
I know that, but but my friend was the first one I heard use the “welcome our overlords” line, only a short time after the episode originally came out.
Note that if you were to name your blog “Robot Ninja Girl's All White Cotten Pantie-Fu Cosplay Battle” it would cause the internet to explode, so don't do that.
I tried to create robotninjagirls.mu.nu and my server crashed and took twelve hours to fix.
Next time I’ll pay attention to your warnings.
Well if i ever want my traffic figures to shoot up 100000% i know what to change the name of my blog to