I think Obsidian could easily get revenge on us for this series by releasing a DLC with a new weapon: The Loadstone Cannon. It’s the size of a man’s torso, constructed of solid concrete, weighs 150lbs, and fires 10lb. bricks at your foes. If they make its damage 0.01% higher than any of the weapons Josh is currently carrying, he will pick it up and never put it down again. Bonus points if they make it an “energy weapon”. (Every brick has a D battery taped to the side.)
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
Could Have Been Great
Here are four games that could have been much better with just a little more work.
Silent Hill Turbo HD II
I was trying to make fun of how Silent Hill had lost its way but I ended up making fun of fighting games. Whatever.
The Best of 2012
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2012.
Fixing Match 3
For one of the most popular casual games in existence, Match 3 is actually really broken. Until one developer fixed it.