Blog Titles

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 23, 2006

Filed under: Anime 7 comments

Looking around at what is popular as of late, I can see certain patterns emerging. It’s subtle, but for those with a keen eye you may notice some aspects of anime garner more attention than others. After careful study, I’ve distilled this data and come up with what I believe to be the most optimal titles and phrases for a new anime blog:

Robot Ninja Girls
All White Cotten
Pantie-Fu
Fan Services
Full Metal Bikinis

Note that if you were to name your blog “Robot Ninja Girl’s All White Cotten Pantie-Fu Cosplay Battle” it would cause the internet to explode, so don’t do that.

UPDATE: The next morning. I realize I’ve just made a post that will be an uninteresting dead-end for many eager Google searches. Haha! At least I didn’t use the word “tentacle”.

Oops.

BONUS UPDATE: Steven comes up with his own, and then shows me up by using his Japanese skills to make something that rhymes in Japanese and alliterates in English. I’ll get him for this.

Also, I notice we both left out “Schoolgirl” and “Catgirl”. How did THAT happen?

 


 

Kennywood

By Shamus Posted Monday May 22, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 3 comments

Statement of the obvious: Google Earth is fun. It lets you see areas that you just can’t get to under normal circumstances. For example, I’ve always wondered what lay beyond the fences of the amusement park. The maps they provide suggest that just over the eight-food fence is pristine wilderness…

Kennywood Map

…which is obviously hogwash because I didn’t see anything like that on the way in, and because I know better.

But what is over the fence? An industrial complex? Meat packing plant? A strip mine? Sewege treatment? Mass graves? Genova’s blast crater? What is it? What’s the big secret?

It’s always hard to see. They place the fences and buildings carefully to block out the outside world and make the park its own self-contained reality. The only time you can get a good look is when you’re at the top of a coaster, and that’s a boring thing to be looking at during such a thrilling moment.

But Google Earth reveals all:

Kennywood Map

Highways and housing plans. And look at that: On the north edge of the park (note I’m facing south, north is “down”) it really does have a buffer of trees.

So now I know.

Now, Let’s see what they have in Area 51…

 


 

The word for today

By Shamus Posted Monday May 22, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 6 comments

I guess Otaku thinks he can just go around inventing new words. That’s fine, I guess, but… otakusphere?

Otakusphere?!?!

The sad thing is I know I won’t be able to resist using it. It’s going to leap out in conversation sometime soon. And I know I’ll get strange looks when it does.

 


 

Acrobatic Fools

By Shamus Posted Monday May 22, 2006

Filed under: Rants 13 comments

This is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen done with Adobe Acrobat, and that is saying something. I’ve seen companies use PDF files to document various API’s (computer code stuff) for developers. (Note that this is astoundingly annoying, since you can’t cut & paste text out of a PDF.) I’ve seen PDF used for stuff more suited to HTML. Heck, I’ve seen it used for stuff that could go in a simple plaintext file. PDF files are naturally slow, akward, difficult to navigate (no hyperlinks!), and more bandwidth-intensive than they need to be. Once in a while Acrobat is the right tool for the job, but the program is abused far more often than it is used.

But this example takes the cake. It’s a map of Kennywood, a smallish amusement part near Pittsburgh. Instead of being a simple image, the map is made from icons / symbols / vector graphics which draw in very, very gradually. Here is what it looks like when it’s fully rendered:

Kennywood Map

Note that everything on the map is a little doodad that must be drawn. Every tree, every icon, every building, everything. These little bits render a few at a time, slowly filling in the image. On my 2Ghz machine I clocked it at about a minute and a half (!!!) to complete the entire process. Note that if you do anything that requires a re-draw, it must start over at the very beginning. You can’t scroll, or zoom, or switch to another window, or resize the window, or anything else. You just have to sit there and not touch it for 90 seconds while it paints the map a few elements at a time. Note that the most important info – the labels – are drawn last. Most of the time is wasted drawing the little trees.

Pathetic.

Who’s idea was this? I can’t imagine the level of misunderstanding that would lead to developing and distributing a map this way. If they had taken the final map and simply turned it into an image, (as I have done above, took less than a minute) it would have been about 1/5 the download, it wouldn’t have required Acrobat, (which the user might not have) it would have rendered instantly, and it would have allowed the user to scroll around and examine it in detail.

UPDATE: It just keeps getting better:

Acrobat Sucks

 


 

20 Sided Anime

By Shamus Posted Sunday May 21, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 11 comments

I like my polyhedral pics at the top of the page. However, none of them have anything to do with anime or with videogames. The holy grail would be a picture from an anime or a videogame that shows a 20-sided dice, but to date I’ve never seen geek dice appear in either.

But my collection of viewed titles is quite limited. So, to all of you prolific otaku: can anyone think of an anime in which there were some (preferably well-drawn) polyhedral dice? (Ideally in a title that is still in circulation so I could obtain it and get some sceencaps.)

I ask this knowing the effort is futile, but knowing also that I can’t let it go until I ask.

 


 

Maple Story

By Shamus Posted Saturday May 20, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 6 comments

Can’t decide if you want to watch anime or play videogames? There’s always this compromise. Maple Story is an anime-styled MMORPG…

Am I the only one who thinks MMORPG is one of the worst acronyms ever? I understand why you would want to type out Massivly Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game, that’s a whoe lotta text, but MMORPG is just a pain. It doesn’t lend itself to pronunciation. It’s long for an acronym. It bugs me.

…in the classic style of “kill monsters so you can earn XP so you can go up in level so you can fight stronger mosters so you can earn more XP so….” You know, those games.

What’s interesting here is the unique revenue model: The game is free. The software is free. Playing is free. However, customizing your character (clothing, hair, etc) costs real money, which is (get this) handled through Paypal.


Click for grown-up view

I’m told the brat count is a little higher than what you find in your typical game of this sort, due mostly to the pricing model which attracts the kids who don’t have credit cards.

 


 

Filters

By Shamus Posted Friday May 19, 2006

Filed under: Anime 7 comments

I live a pretty sheltered life when it comes to anime-watching.

Start with the entire universe of anime, right in Japan. Now there is way too much coming out at once to even begin to get a handle on it all. But I don’t have to. The funsubbers watch a lot of it, but they usually only translate the stuff they like. This helps the show get some attention among non-Japanese speaking fans, and arguably creates a demand for it elsewhere. So, only shows which are very popular in Japan or which have an anticipated demand will end up getting translated, dubbed, and released in my country.

I’m sure that process filters out a lot of the dreck and a lot of the more esoteric titles. But what’s left is still quite a bit. Hardcore anime fans watch it, and sort it into what sucks and what’s watchable. From that list, avid fans like Steven watch them and in turn subject them to another round of reviews.

And then lightweights like me come along and cherry-pick the best titles to watch. At this point I’m watching a sub-section of a part of a fragment of a portion of all english anime, which is in itself a small chunk of all anime.

It’s possible that there is another layer of even more casual and picky viewers who watch a fraction of the titles covered by people like me, but probably not. I’m pretty sure I’m at the end of the food chain here.

Sometimes I break ranks and dive into some anime without reviewing it first, and the results are rarely satisfying.

For the curious, my current queue is:

  1. Someday’s dreamers: This is a great series, although its taking forever to get through these three discs. I’m only watching it with my wife, and she just started a part-time job. One disc left, and since others have reviewed the series before me, I’m confident the ending will leave me happy.
  2. Last Exile: Not yet started. This is in the queue thanks to suggestions from several readers here. (Thanks)
  3. The World of Narue: Just went into the queue tonight, based on what I read over at Chizumatic. Sounds like another good title for the wife and I.