John Carmack 2011 Keynote Annotated:
Part 2 of 3

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 9, 2011

Filed under: Programming 65 comments

Here is part 2 of my commentary of John Carmack’s Quakecon 2011 keynote. As before, the entire presentation is first, followed by my comments, with links to timestamps.


Link (YouTube)

20:10

Carmack talks about the PS3 and the way its memory space is divided up. This has always been a hot-button topic when I’ve tackled it, but it’s been a few years since we had that conversation. Perhaps heads have cooled and we can try again…

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John Carmack 2011 Keynote Annotated:
Part 1 of 3

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 8, 2011

Filed under: Programming 63 comments

On Friday, August 5th, John Carmack gave the keynote address for Quakecon 2011. He does this every year, and always has interesting and important things to say about the industry.

This year, I thought I’d give my own commentary on what he said. His talk lasted for about an hour and a half, so there’s a lot of ground to cover here. I apologize for the awkwardness of this. Ideally there would be a way to seamlessly have my comments available during his talk, or a link to my comments, but instead we have to do this the other way. This might be a bit of a pain to watch. I’d suggest simply watching the whole thing, rather than trying to pause-and-play your way through it, but whatever works.

First is the talk in full, followed by my comments, with links to the individual timestamps in question.


Link (YouTube)

Before we begin: Man, that thumbnail view of Carmack is really unfortunate. The guy spent an hour and a half looking calm, measured, and thoughtful, and the thumbnail managed to capture this expression of wacky, comedic bafflement.

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Captain America

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 5, 2011

Filed under: Movies 98 comments

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About a year and a half ago I denounced the PR coming out of the upcoming Captain America movie. (Or rather, I denounced the attitudes that I thought were driving that PR.) Well, the movie is out now, and I’m happy to see I was wrong. The movie didn’t have any of the problems I’d feared.

Superhero movies have a tough job. They need to make a film that will appeal to the masses that know nothing of the source material, while at the same time pleasing the core fans that likely know the material better than its creators.

The movie is doing well. MovieBob is a huge fan of Captain America and he liked it. I knew little about Cap and cared even less, and I liked it. My kids liked it, my wife liked it. So the movie managed to cover just about everyone. Fans, kids, and adults.

Nicely done. Glad to see I was wrong about this one.

Now, if I can just be wrong about Mass Effect 3, that would be really awesome.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S5E49: Beer Battered Bacon Shiskebabs

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 5, 2011

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Once again, here is the story of the survivalist. It’s the best thing about the DLC. If you’re wondering if you should get Honest Hearts or Old World Blues, I’d say read the survivalist diaries and buy Old World Blues. (Haven’t picked up OWB myself. Plan to, time permitting.) However, there is a lot to be said to finding the entries yourself in Honest Hearts. The entries are left in the caves where they were written, and so there’s a good bit of environmental storytelling going on. You can see the various caves he used and follow his adventures.

The Survivalist was 24 when the bombs fell. He lived on for another 47 years after that. The diaries chronicle a few of his adventures, and hint that we’re only seeing a tiny part of his whole story.

I think his efforts also explain how the superstitions arose. The Survivalist was fond of making traps. He employed bear traps, shotgun traps, and landmines as a kind of home defense system. He was good at hiding his traps (they’re better hidden than any other traps in Fallout 3 or New Vegas) and the Sorrows, who lacked technical knowledge, would have been unprepared to deal with those kinds of threats. Once enough of the Sorrows strayed into them and died inexplicably and violently, they would naturally see it as an mysterious danger. It’s easy to see how this became a more generalized taboo over the generations.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S5E48: Take Drugs, Kill a Bear

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 4, 2011

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 169 comments


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I’ve done Honest Hearts twice now, and the rain thing is kind of odd. Originally, I saw it began raining, was impressed, looked up, saw a clear starry sky, laughed, and didn’t look up again. I was actually surprised to see the clouds forming in Josh’s game. I watched it more closely on my second play-through. It seems like it begins raining from a clear sky, and then the cloud layer slowly thickens. I think having those two things happen in the reverse order would be less ridiculous.

I also hadn’t noticed the raindrop thing. In case you couldn’t follow Josh’s demonstration:

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Spoiler Warning S5E47: Zion Valley Ranch

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 3, 2011

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As promised in the show: Here is the story of the guy who played Oblivion drunk.

I normally play 100% white knight in Bethesda games, but the Oblivion Assassin’s guild quests were so fun that I couldn’t help myself. The characters are diverse and interesting. The quests have multiple optional goals, which makes them more interesting than a simple pass / fail system. The quest rewards are outstanding. The writing is delightfully pitch-black humor. The voice acting is uniformly excellent.

In my final play-through, I did all of the guild quest lines: Fighter’s Guild, Thieves Guild, Mage’s Guild, and Assassin’s Guild. I also contracted and cured vampirism. (And then used the console to cheat and fix what the game did to my face.) I became the arena champion and did every sidequest I could find in all the major cities and acquired all of the available houses. (Even though I only ever used the shack as an actual base, because it was most convenient.) All that, and I never set foot in Kvatch to begin the main quest. Screw the main quest. Which means that game wasn’t so much a play-through as a play-around. Make of that what you will. Same goes for this.

Getting back to Fallout: New Vegas…

I’m on my second play-through of Honest Hearts. On my first play-through I managed to miss the survivalist diaries. In my defense, the stuff found on terminals is usually pretty lame. “Dear diary, I have this pile of cool stuff and I put them in the container and then wrote about it on this random 200-year-old computer for no reason. The end.” But on the advice of Rutskarn, I went back and read them.

The survivalist diary collection is some of the best fiction to come out of the Fallout franchise. Including the stuff in the original Fallout. When I was done I wanted a whole novel of his stories.
It’s also the first time I’ve encountered anything detailed regarding the day the bombs fell, and the days following. For me, it was worth the price of the DLC by itself.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S5E46: Drinking Game

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 2, 2011

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A few more things I wanted to comment on:

Honest Hearts begins with you joining a caravan, which has three voiced, named characters. Each of them are interesting. So much so that I was really disappointed that they died in the first minute of the DLC. I would have liked it if they lived just a bit longer.

I also really like how one of them is wearing a vault suit. If you have high enough medicine, you can out him as an addict of the drug Psycho. I enjoy the idea that vault dwellers appear in the wasteland from time to time. Maybe they get kicked out of their vault for being a jerk. Maybe they sneak out to sate an incurable wanderlust. Maybe they’re chosen to go out on some errand. Some embark on world-changing adventures, and some end up getting eaten by predators, hooked on drugs, or murdered by raiders. And some leave to find their father, only to have adventures so stupid that they ragequit in disgust.

Out of curiosity:

  1. How many of you shot at Follows-Chalk when he was introduced?
  2. How many of you expected Yao Guai to be a lot more dangerous?
  3. How many of you fell off a cliff when attempting to take a shortcut, as Josh did?
  4. How many of you went from, “Oh wow! A beautiful new landscape to explore!” to, “Damn it, another stupid Obsidian rat-maze for me to run” in the first 15 minutes of playing?
 


 
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