Marlow Briggs EP5: Marlow Briggs and the Heavy Thing That Needs to be Over There

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 7, 2014

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At the six minute mark Rutskarn mentions Skallagrim, who is a YouTube guy who shares his weapon knowledge and generally scoffs at the often absurd excesses of Hollywood weapon-making. He’s good, although I just want to throw my weight behind LindyBeige as someone who is fun to watch and seems to have an inordinate number of archaic pointy things lying about. (The linked video is him talking about scythes, which seems relevant to our discussion here.)

And for those who missed our earlier episodes, the seemingly errant pronunciation of Marlow’s weapon is deliberate. I’ve decided that a scythe is a tool for cutting grass, and and sKythe is that ridiculous contraption that Marlow is using. They’re just spelled the same because of an ancient Mayan curse or something.

I really wish we had the archaeologist with us. I would drag her through this madhouse and just DARE her to explain this stuff. “Well, see you had to bring a sKythe here and jam one end into this socket in order to open a door. Which would also split the scythe into two really inconvenient sword things. It was an intelligence test. Anyone stupid enough to attempt to wield the resulting pieces as weapons was clearly too dense to be useful and therefore should be put out of the village or eaten.”

 


 

No Text

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 7, 2014

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If you’re one of my many text-based fans, then this week is probably looking a little lean for you. I didn’t write a column. I didn’t do a Monday post. It’s all podcasts and video content this week. Sorry.

I canned my column at the last minute. I just wasn’t feeling it. I wanted to talk about the conflicts between classic videogame boss fights and the current trend of “games as interactive movies”. But the thing kept sliding into “Top X crappy Boss Fights” territory, which is a sure sign there’s not enough meat in the column.

I’ve spent the rest of the week touching up little details on the site. The front page has been updated. Same goes for the Spoiler Warning page.

But while we’re here, now would be a great time for another batch of article requests / suggestions.

And one final note:

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Marlow Briggs EP4: Marlow Briggs and the Pipes of Doom

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 6, 2014

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The hardest part of Marlow Briggs isn’t the combat. The hardest thing isn’t the environmental challenges. The hardest thing is explaining the game to other people.

The cutscene was perfect:

The evil bad guy is a dick to his subordinates for no reason. Then he demonstrates a power that – while impressive – doesn’t seem to have any immediate practical use. The main character stands by passively and watches the entire exchange without making any effort to engage these people he’s been chasing for the entire game. Nor does he make any effort to get within earshot, although I guess he hears them anyway? Then the bad guy uses his hoodoo powers on his men to… what? What does that glowing green puff accomplish? There isn’t any sort of transformation to indicate these men have changed. Then Marlow suddenly decides to do something, so he rips open a door and begins shouting at his foes to make sure they see him coming. Then the bad guys start, board, and load and launch their helicopters in the time it takes Marlow to run ten meters. Then Marlow makes no effort to catch his nemesis, the woman who killed him, or the girlfriend they kidnapped, but instead stops to fight TWO(!) mooks that aren’t even in his way. And then he somehow has access to a power he’s never had before, for no reason.

I realize being terrible on purpose is better than being accidentally terrible, but still. Not all of this terribleness is a joke. Some of it is just regular, garden-variety stupid.

 


 

Diecast #70: Gamespot Layoffs, Playstation Now, Mailbag, Star Citizen

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 4, 2014

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Hosts: Chris, Josh, Shamus, and Rutskarn.

At the start of the show there’s some debate about how long it’s been since Rutskarn was on the show. For the record it was: Diecast #64: E3 Dustup, Watch_Dogs, Steam Summer Sale, back in June.

EDIT: No it wasn’t. It was a couple of weeks ago but I forgot to list him in the show notes.

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Diecast #69: Bulletstorm, System Shock 2, Games Writing

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 1, 2014

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This episode is a continuation of the same session as the previous Diecast. A side note about the recording of this episode is that – time zones being what they are – the sun was coming up for Jarenth when we finished recording this show, and at the same time it had only recently gone down for Josh. This might also explain why Jarenth isn’t as chatty as you were hoping.

Again, thanks for staying up so late to make these episodes happen.

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Hosts: Josh, Shamus, Jarenth, and Krellen.

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The Culture Ouroboros

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jul 31, 2014

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This is a treat. Both SuperBunnyHop and Errant Signal review the same game at about the same time. Er. Not “review”. I mean, “talk about”. See…

I’ve said before that we need a better word for what we’re doing here. We use the word “review” to describe bare-bones, short-and-to-the-point consumer advice: Graphics are great. Story is okay. Four out of five stars. Those are aimed at people who haven’t experienced the work yet and are considering whether they should make a purchase or not.

This is fundamentally different from the kind of “review” we get from Errant Signal, BunnyHop, MrBtongue and (on extremely rare occasions) myself, which is a look at a game with the expectation that the audience has played it and wants to discuss it further. These post-consumption reviews are more like the conversation you’d have with a friend on the way home from the movie.

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Diecast #68: Twitch, Crytek, Yogventures

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jul 30, 2014

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Double thanks to Jarenth and Krellen for filling in at literally the last moment. If it hadn’t been for them, there wouldn’t be a Diecast this week.

Instead, you get two! The second half of this conversation will appear later in the week.

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Hosts: Josh, Shamus, Jarenth, and Krellen.

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