Nan o’ War CH5: A Miner Complication

By Rutskarn Posted Tuesday Mar 28, 2017

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On returning from the set of Sister Act 3: Wait There Was a Sister Act 2?, I stop in to the tavern and the Suspicious Man asks:

That’s a good question! In no particular order:

An explanation, an apology, two hours of my life, a day’s vacation, a medal, and your shifty ballsack hanging off my new vessel’s prow like a pair of fuzzy goddamn dice. What I am going to settle for is my money. I’m in it for the piastres, so quit flaking and hand over the dough.

And he does! The full, reasonably large amount. Suddenly I’ve got some actual capital to work with. I’m now blessed with enough to buy a boat, get out of town, and find me some content that isn’t fundamentally weird and broken.

Hm.

Well, I dunno. How about another one first?

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This Dumb Industry: Fixing Match 3

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 28, 2017

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I’m sure you’re familiar with Match-3 games. It’s this omnipresent thing in the world of mobile gaming. BeJeweled is the most famous example, although I think Candy Crush is the one that’s made the most money. There are literally hundreds of these things floating around out there in various cloned forms. They’re ideally suited to mobile gaming. The interface is simple, it’s colorful, you don’t depend on audio cues, and the rounds last about five minutes. That’s perfect for a game to play on your phone while waiting for the bus.

But these games are also sort of shallow and broken. Their gameplay is crippled by specific flaws that pushes the player into boring play. The most interesting play is different from the most rewarding way to play. It’s like a version of Space Invaders where the way to get the best score is to stand still and spam the attack button as fast as possible instead of dodging and aiming your shots.

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Diecast #193: Night in the Woods, KONA, Everything

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 27, 2017

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Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus, Campster and Baychel.

Hilariously, I managed to introduce the first segment without ever saying the name of the game. Sometimes coherent communication is hard.

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A Walk Downtown

By Shamus Posted Sunday Mar 26, 2017

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Before my daughter Rachel moved out, we used to go for walks around town and I’d tell her little stories and anecdotes about the locations we came across. It was one of my favorite things to do together. I’m in the mood to take one of those walks by way of Google Street View, and I’ve decided to drag you along.

Grab your coat. It’s still chilly out this time of year.

Butler PA

I’ll admit this is not a brilliant town. My attachment to Butler is 100% nostalgic. If I’d grown up somewhere else, I wouldn’t give this place a second look.

There’s not much here that’s special. The only famous things to come out of Butler are the Jeep and Barbara FeldonYou might know her as Agent 99.
. It’s one of those obnoxious towns that “steals” the highway. You know how it is: You’re minding your own business driving from one town to the next when all of a sudden the highway you’re on transforms into Main Street. Now you’re tangled up in downtown traffic and staring at the chorus line of traffic lights stretching off into the distance, wondering where it all went wrong.

It’s actually even worse than that, but I’ll explain when we get to the south end of Main Street. Let’s start on the north side and walk south.

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Dishonored DLC – Brigmore Witches EP6: Kill the Cheese

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 24, 2017

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So that’s the end of Dishonored 1.

I wanted to comment on how they handled the non-lethal ending for Delilah, but I’m stumped. Maybe I could branch off and talk about how this goes against the grain of the ideas they planted for Dishonored 2, but that rings hollow and it’s probably better to just leaf it alone. In my defense: Rutskarn lost connection before the end, and if I hadn’t made all these shitty tree puns, he certainly wood have.

Despite my unrepentant sloth and apathy, the show will go on. The next season of Spoiler Warning is going to be…

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Game of Thrones Griping 8: The Battle of the Bastards

By Bob Case Posted Friday Mar 24, 2017

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This series analyzes the show, but sometimes references the books as well. If you read it, expect spoilers for both.

And now, the big-ticket ninth-episode extravaganza: the Battle of the Bastards.

I want to focus on this episode in particular because it was absolutely showered in Emmy Awards. It won in nine different categories. Some of these are obviously deserved, like “Outstanding Stunt Coordination for a Drama Series, Limited Series or Movie.” I have no issue with “Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series” – if you ask me, the show has revealed Miguel Sapochnik to be a real talent.

Others I wouldn’t know one way or the other. “Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series”? Sure, why not. “Outstanding Makeup for a Single-Camera Series (Non-Prosthetic)”? Knock yourselves out. But this episode also won “Oustanding Writing for a Drama Series,” meaning that as far as the Emmys are concerned, this was the best-written episode of dramatic television released all year.

The calm before the giant pile of corpses.
The calm before the giant pile of corpses.

The northern portion of this episode starts pretty well, actually. There’s an appropriately tense parlay between the two sides, where Jon throws Ramsay a bit of a curveball by proposing single combat, a proposal apparently calculated to make Ramsay lose face in front of his men. Every so often, the show gives us a glimpse of the much more interesting Jon Snow that could’ve been, and this is one of them. Don’t get attached though, because Jon’s basic competency level is going to go sharply downhill from here.

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Dishonored DLC – Brigmore Witches EP5: I’M A WHALE!

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 23, 2017

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Rutskarn posed a few fun questions this time. I’m interested to hear how other people answer before listening to the show. Just from the gut, how do you imagine the following stuff works…

  1. What does it feel like to be out of “mana”?
  2. When you’re low on mana: Is it a simple binary thing as depicted in the game where your powers abruptly stop working, or is it more like a growing fatigue?
  3. What does a mana potion taste like? How does it feel? Milky? Watery? Oily?
  4. Do you get mana burps after chugging too many potions?
  5. What does it feel like to talk to the Outsider?
  6. Do you feel anything unusual or special when wearing charms? Are they warm or cold? Do they vibrate? Feel good? Make any sound?

We’re nearly done with this game. Tomorrow we’ll finish up Dishonored 1 forever.