Yu Yu Hakusho

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 31, 2006

Filed under: Anime 41 comments

It’s time to admit what a fraud I am. I’ve been leading you all on, leaving you with the impression that I am a discriminating otaku with a taste for thoughtful, intelligent anime. It’s time to pull away the mask and admit that I’ve watched Yu Yu Hakusho. Specifically, I watched the 7-disc “Chapter Black” saga in just two sittings.

If Haibane Renmei is Masterpiece Theater, then Yu Yu Hakusho is Clown Midget Jello Wrestling. This is not top-shelf anime. It isn’t even bottom shelf. This is the sort of anime you take off the shelf and hide when friends come over so they don’t know you like it.

This is about the fourth time I’ve sat down to write about this series. Every time I try, it all comes out as a scathing review that tears the show apart and catalogues its many flaws. That isn’t really fair, since I couldn’t stop watching it.

The plot:

Yusuke Urameshi is a high school student who is also a “spirit detective”. He works for some people in “spirit world”, which is a heaven-ish sort of afterlife place. He’s called a detective, but he’s loud, profane, rude, and taken to punching things that annoy him, so he isn’t really much of a detective. The plot seems to be: Some powerful supernatural being threatens earth: Yusuke punches his way through his minions with much bravado and angst, and then faces the bad guy in a cataclysmic battle using energy blasts and intense shouting.

Why do I like this? I think I’ll cite Steven’s review of Dragonball Z:

OK, it’s trash. I know it’s trash. But it’s my kind of trash.

I couldn’t stop watching. At the end of one show it would really look like the team was screwed. How will they get out of this one? It strung me along to the end as the fighters stumbled from one frantic battle to the next.

It has all the classic cliche’s. The more desperate the situation, the stronger the heroes become. Foes love to tell the protagonists their super powers before a battle, making sure to mention their limitations, goals, how they got their powers, and what their weaknesses are. It’s disguised as trash talk, but it’s really just exposition delivered by yelling and / or maniacal laughter. Once the audience knows the rules, the combatants get to it and punch, kick, and energy-blast the ever-loving crap out of each other.

Admit it. You have a show you like as a guilty pleasure. A show you like even though you know better. C’mon. You know you do. What is it? Confess in the comments below. You’ll feel better, and so will I.

 


 
 

Public Service Announcement

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 31, 2006

Filed under: Rants 4 comments

Apparently a woman named Candy has been anxious to get some information to my readers. She’s so passionate about her message that she’s fighting to overcome near-illiteracy to get it out. Unfortunately, she left her comments on old posts where most of you won’t get to see them. She seems so intent on reaching you that I thought I would help the poor lass out by relaying her message to you myself.

Candy would like you to know that you can get che@p phenterm1ne, r1talin, v a l i u m, and zoIoft online, without needing a do.ct.or.s perscripti0n. This is great news to many of you, I’m sure.

She also provided some links, but I’m sure you can find all that stuff through Google.

(Sigh. Fine! I’ll install Akismet. Jerks.)

 


 

Graph of Twenty-Sided

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 30, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 1 comments

Only because everyone else is doing it.

This is a visualization of this site. (The only difference is that when this graph was built, the post you are reading wasn’t there.) Each dot represents some aspect of the page. Let’s see if we can decode what we’re looking at. According to the page that generated this, the colors are:

Legend
blue: for links (the A tag)
red: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)
green: for the DIV tag
violet: for images (the IMG tag)
yellow: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
orange: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
black: the HTML tag, the root node
gray: all other tags

So let’s try to map out these dots and see what they mean.

It’s pretty easy to tell that the top area is the sidebar. The sidebar is just a bullet list of links. This means they should look like a bunch of grey dots terminating with blue dots, which is exatcly what we see at the top. Sadly, we can’t tell the categories section from the archives, since both have exactly nine nodes right now. We can see the six-link node for Anime Sites. We see the three-link node for Geek Sites. The Read Me and Meta sections are also ambiguous, since both should have four nodes. The Search section is easy to spot. The input box is a form, and so the yellow dots clearly represent the Search area. The lone purple dot in this region is the dice roller.

At the top of every post is a little table I use to keep things lined up. So this should look like a red dot (the table) which leads to another red dot (the row) which forks off to two other red dots (the two cells of our table, the one with the icon and the one with the post title). One fork should lead to a blue dot (a link to the post category) and should then terminate at a purple dot (the category image). The other red dot should lead to three links – The post title permalink, the category link, and my name, which links to the “about me” page.

So, these little branches that start with a red dot represent post headers. I have the blog set to show at most ten posts, so we should see ten of these. Sure enough:

The black dot is the root of everything else, so the grey cluster next to it must be the HTML headers, since they don’t lead anywhere. We can also spot the stuff at the top of the website. The rotating dice image, the title of the page, and the random quote all appear within a table. It’s easy to spot the red dots that lead to a terminating purple dot.

The only unresolved thing is that cluster of 16 links at the bottom. What the heck is that?

The rest of the dots are individual posts, which aren’t going to follow any pattern, so I’m not going to try and unravel them.

Still this is a pretty cool way to look at the data.

One last note is that lots of people are taking these pictures and uploading them to Flickr. Have a look a the gallery.

LATER: I get it. That cluster of 16 links is my post blathering about the Lexicon Plugin, which was knocked off the front page by this one.

 


 

Veggie Bebop

By Shamus Posted Monday May 29, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 14 comments

It starts with Veggie Tales:

Veggie Tales is a Christian children’s show. It’s a cgi rendered show that was launched sometime in the mid to early 90’s. At the start, the visuals were very primitive, and making a show where the main characters are vegetables was a smart move at the time. Veggies are made of very simple shapes and were easy to render, even for the low-budget show. In stark contrast to just about every other Christian-produced show out there, Veggie Tales is clever, witty, full of sly pop-culture references, and avoids being overly preachy without compromising its Christian roots. It’s a lot of fun, and even as an adult I enjoy watching the show. Pretty cool.


Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber.

Over the years the show has grown in popularity and budget, culminating in a marginally successful movie back in 2002. With the enhanced budget, they are now able to come up with visuals that are far more compelling than in the early days. It’s not quite Shrek quality, but it’s close.

The half-hour shows feature skits and funny songs. In the middle of most episodes they have a section called “Silly Songs With Larry”. Larry (who is a real goof) comes out and sings a silly song. Each time the song is in a different style. One of the most popular is “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.”


We don’t do anything.


I never hoist the mainstay
and I never swabbed a poopdeck
and I never veer to starboard ‘cuz I never sail at all!
And I’ve never walked the gangplank
and I’ve never owned a parrot
and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

The joke here is that the only thing that makes them pirates is the stuff they say they don’t do.
(Which then Larry messes up, by singing about stuff he’s never done which has nothing to do with being a pirate.)

Then the group Reliant K covered the song as part of some humorous re-mix effort.

Then some lunatic took that Reliant K song and some Cowboy Bebop footage and made a one of the best music videos I’ve ever seen. (Ok, I haven’t seen that many. But still.)

And finally, Pixy Misa added the video to his clip library so you can download it.

UPDATE: Drat. Looks like Pixy’s server caught fire, was hit by a meteror, was struck by lighning, or (worst of all) is having software problems. You can get the vid from %Anime Music Videos (who also has the full lyics) or you can get it from me.

UPDATE Part II: Ok, so Pixy’s server is working, which means all of the links above are working. Knock yourself out.

 


 

Educational

By Shamus Posted Monday May 29, 2006

Filed under: Personal 11 comments

Stuff I learned this weekend:

  1. If a 190lb man steps unexpectedly over a 4ft ledge and lands on one leg at the bottom, the force of his knee being driven into his ribcage is enough to break some of his ribs.
  2. Breaking your ribs does NOT produce a light, tickling sensation.

I’m one of those people who likes to learn something new each day, so I would have to say that this weekend was a real success.

 


 

World of Narue: Disc 1

By Shamus Posted Sunday May 28, 2006

Filed under: Anime 2 comments

This is the first anime comedy I’ve seen in a long time that is genuinely funny. Episode 3 actually didn’t feel like the standard anime comedy – it felt more like an American sitcom, only the jokes were good.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one already…


Hello? Computer?

Now where have I seen THAT gag before?

The mahou shojou show they watch a little later is hilarious as well.

Also, for those of you who watch sub-only, take a minute to watch the scene in the movie theater in English. They didn’t translate the dialog for the movie playing in the background. Instead, they did something totally different and the result was pretty humorous. Full credit to the voice actor who pulled off that voice.