DM of the Rings LXXVI:
Our Once and Future Party Leader

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 16, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 56 comments

Aragorn is in charge.

It’s always amusing when the in-game party leader is a different person from the out-of-game leader. The most articulate player – or the one with the most decisive personality – is usually not the same person as the one with the high in-game charisma score.

I’d often have NPC’s assume things about the party leadership and see how the players handled it. I’d have NPC’s walk right past the party leader and start talking to the guy at the back of the formation as if he was in charge. This was always good for a laugh.

 


 

Lord of the Rings: Bossfight!

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 16, 2007

Filed under: Movies 40 comments

I’m a fan of the movies, but I’m a bigger fan of the books. The movies are an amazing acomplishment, but they falter when they break from the book. There are several changes which really irritate me, either because they suck the art out of the story or because they make no dang sense. I won’t enumerate them here. I’m sure more scholarly fans have already beaten that particular horse into a fine paste. Having said that, it could have been worse. How much worse? Take a look at this bit from the special edition of Return of the King:

lotr_bossfight.jpg

I am trying to imagine the munchkin that read this beautiful story and concluded that what we needed at the end was a dang bossfight. This is the sort of suggestion you might post to forums frequented by fans if you wanted to do a little trolling and get people riled up. It’s shocking that someone with such a tin ear for the work could get anywhere near the movie project. The very suggestion makes me thinks of “needs more cowbell“.

Thankfully this was nixed, although I notice the idea survived at least long enough to get storyboarded. The storyboards outline – even choreograph – the swordfight between Sauron and Aragorn.

I think back to my bit where I mused about how Star Wars would have turned out if it was run through the modern-day Hollywood meat grinder. At the time I was going for laughs and tried to come up with the most absurd crap possible. After seeing this I think what I wrote isn’t all that implausible.

 


 

Flash Circle TD

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 15, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 12 comments

First Steven mentioned this game. Perhaps some vague notion of self-preservation kept me from diving into the thing right then. (You’ll remember how nuts I went for Flash TD back in January.) Then Jay went and posted a screenshot. Geeze guys, thanks a lot.

So here it is, Flash Circle TD. It differs from the last game in that the critters aren’t trying to get anywhere. You aren’t trying to keep them away from your base, or whatever. They just come in and walk around in circles. The game is over if you get more than 100 at a time. This produces a very different game from more or less the same gameplay mechanics. Interesting.

Jay is hooked as well, which means Apocalypse Cow is most likely languishing while he pummels the circling critters. Curses!

 


 

Steampunk Starwars

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 15, 2007

Filed under: Links 5 comments

Check it out. Brilliant idea, wonderfully executed. This guy is a great artist. (I also love the name of his blog.)

 


 

DM of the Rings LXXV:
Incontheevable!

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 130 comments

Aragorn falls off the cliff.
Aragorn and Legolas quote Princess Bride.

 


 

We passed this law just for you

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

Filed under: Rants 31 comments

The baby boomers had their revolution. They got their rock and roll, fought The Man, sang songs about freedom, changed the world, brought about peace and love, or whatever. But damn are those same people eager to pass laws regulating and outlawing video games now that they hold the reigns of government.

I usually avoid writing about this sort of thing because the subject makes me too angry to write with any sort of temprence. This business is frequent enough that I could write about it nearly every day, but it would turn my blog into a great boiling cauldron of profanity and purple-faced invective. So I try to avoid that.

Dear boomers: You’ll notice that in our generation’s Woodstock, we manage to plan ahead, show up with enough food, shelter ourselves, pay for stuff, keep the hard drugs and communal sex to a minimum, and even raise some money for charity. Which puts us a few miles ahead of where you idiots were at our age. Maybe you could trust us to take care of ourselves (and our kids) when we go shopping for videogames? Hmm?

 


 

Penny Arcade Videogame:
Leaked Screenshots!

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 13, 2007

Filed under: Pictures 13 comments

I cannot reveal what secret sources I used to obtain these screenshots from the upcoming game:

From the Tycho portion of the game:

Tycho examines the hut.

From the Gabe portion:

Gabe kicks the gay flowers.

  • Sources report that the final end-game boss for Tycho requires you to write a palindromic haiku. (If you’re playing on hard, it must be in French.)
  • The ending for Gabe involves using a baseball bat to procure a Pac-Man wristwatch from Tycho.