Sopranos: It’s over.

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 11, 2007

Filed under: Rants 76 comments

In the past I have lamented about the lack of decent story arcs in American television. I talked about my profound disappointment with Sopranos, which I thought would have a coherent arc, but ended up being a soap opera for men. I’ve been anticipating that the show would simply stop rather than conclude. Looks like I was right. The finale has aired:

And playing against viewer expectation, as always, Chase refused to stage a mass extermination, or put the characters through any major transformation, or even provide his viewers with comfortable closure.

Yeah, I loved how he played against viewer expectations by not ending the story. How innovative! Maybe Final Fantasy VII should have played against gamer expectations by leaving out the last disc. Maybe J.K.Rowling should have played against fan expectations and just not written the last Harry Potter book. I stopped watching The Sopranos somewhere in season 4, and have been waiting to see what the end would be like before continuing. Based on this, there is no way I’m going to waste my time just so I can follow the tale to this dead end. What a shame.

To be fair, the show has a lot going for it. The acting, casting, and cinematography were on par with that of big-budget movies, and it was an incredible achievement to maintain that level of quality for 86 episodes. But for people like me who insist on a story, a point, a wrap-up, or some sort of closure, it’s still an incredible disappointment.

In this post I talked about some of the ways the show could have gone. One reader dismissed my ideas as “dumb and predictable”. Fine. But I suggest that they are all superior to the end we got, which was dumb, predictable, and pointless.

Someday television writers might get their act together and write a complete story*, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

* Babylon 5 being the rare exception. Can you believe that for all my ranting about complete stories, I have never watched B5? It’s on my to-do list, I swear.

 


 

DM of the Rings CXI:
You Can’t Take it With You

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 11, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 137 comments

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You Can’t Take it With You”

 


 

Post 1,001

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 11, 2007

Filed under: Notices 13 comments

This is the one thousand and first post to the site. WordPress has numbered it #1196, but that’s because there are a lot of posts that I start but later throw away, and WordPress doesn’t recycle those numbers.

For “fun”, I’m going to post the Useless Stats of my site as of right now. I posted my stats almost exactly a year ago. It’s funny to compare to the stats from last June, before I started writing DM of the Rings, and before the site grew to its current size.

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A Fire

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jun 9, 2007

Filed under: Personal 32 comments

“Mommy, it looks like the neighbor’s garage is on fire!”

Just a few hours before the fire.  The garage is peeking out from behind the bushes and trees.
Just a few hours before the fire. The garage is peeking out from behind the bushes and trees.
My girl can be pretty high strung sometimes, so when I hear this I figure it means the neighbors are burning leaves on the far side, and the resulting ribbon of smoke makes it look like the fire is coming from the garage. I glance out the window. She is not exaggerating. There is a fire inside of the building. A serious fire. Flames reach out from the yawning windows.

There is shouting. People are very close to the building, frantically trying to do something. Are they trying to fight it? This is way beyond a garden hose or fire extinguisher sized problem. This blaze is not kidding around. A beautiful large-size pickup is so close to the building that it’s tail lights are probably melting. Screw the garage! Move the truck! The garage isn’t near any other important structures, so no houses are in danger as far as I can see.

It’s Saturday, May 26. Memorial Day weekend. It’s mid-afternoon on a nice sunny day. This morning we were running a yard sale. Now the neighborhood is in sudden chaos. I hear the wail of approaching fire engines. No, it sounds like an ambulance. Actually, it’s both. Eventually, it’s a lot of both.

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Good / Bad News

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

Filed under: Links 16 comments

The bad news: You’re confined to a wheelchair.

The good news: Wheeeeeee!

Actually it looks like that would have been scary. Thankfully he got away without a scratch. Seems like the guy was a good sport about it, though.

 


 

DM of the Rings CX:
Roleplaying, at Last

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

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Foremost Message

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 8, 2007

Filed under: Links 27 comments

James Lilek’s new blog at Buzz.mn is already dealing with F1RST P0ST! issues. He suggests a “disabling jolt of electricity” for anyone first-posting his site, but I notice comment #1 is just such a post.

It’s time to respond in kind: I’m going to senselessly delete the very first comment on this post, no matter what it is. :)

UPDATE: And the victim was Telas, whose musings are now lost forever, alas. Seems sort of stupid now, but I promised. who cheated by double posting. Curse you Telas! I’ll get you for this!