Final Fantasy X Part 14: Nuns and Guns

By Shamus Posted Thursday Sep 22, 2016

Filed under: Retrospectives 87 comments

This scene is schizophrenic. We start off with a cutscene that shows the Wedding procession, which is unwilling Yuna and unhinged Seymour surrounded by a crowd of unarmed blue nuns.

Who are all these people? Nuns? Bridesmaids? Paparazzi?
Who are all these people? Nuns? Bridesmaids? Paparazzi?

Okay, so it’s just a bunch of nuns for us to deal with.

Then we get another view, and suddenly the nuns are gone. Instead, there are legions of knights with rifles, and a bunch of forbidden machina.

Hey, what happened to the nuns? They were standing in this very spot a few seconds ago, and there wasn't enough room for anyone else.
Hey, what happened to the nuns? They were standing in this very spot a few seconds ago, and there wasn't enough room for anyone else.

Okay, so NOT nuns then? Looks like we’re about to assault an army in an entrenched position. This seems like a terrible idea.

The next cut shows our heroes leaping into battle. Bullets are flying everywhere, but nobody seems worried. Tidus is even smiling.

They look still in screenshot, but the party is actually sliding down these cables at terrific speed. They're going so fast it's not clear why they don't pancake when they land on the platform.
They look still in screenshot, but the party is actually sliding down these cables at terrific speed. They're going so fast it's not clear why they don't pancake when they land on the platform.

I get it now, this is a JRPG where bullets do as much damage as a stiff slap.

Then there are a few standard encounters with robots and guys with rifles. Also there are nutjobs with flamethrowers, even though they weren’t shown in any of the previous cutscenes. I love the idea that Seymour decided he wanted a bunch of dudes with FLAMETHROWERS to defend his wedding ceremony on this narrow platform.

Our heroes make short work of the mooks and reach the platform where Maester Seymour is trying to marry Yuna. Then we get a cutscene where the party is surrounded and captured by dudes with guns.

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Twenty Minutes With Primordia

By Josh Posted Wednesday Sep 21, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 101 comments


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Hey look it’s not Fallout 4 again.

Actually this episode is the result something Chris and I have been thinking about for a while now. There are a lot of games we’d like to show off or discuss in a bit more detail than you can manage simply by talking about it on the Diecast, but Spoiler Warning as a long-form let’s play series isn’t really the place for them either. So we’ve decided to take the “Twenty Minutes with…” videos that have popped up occasionally (pretty much every time Chris takes over as the player) and spin them off into their own series of Giant Bomb-esque quick looks, with perhaps a general focus on smaller indie titles that we don’t get to cover very often.

This will be purely supplementary to Spoiler Warning; we’re not going to stop our long form LPs any time soon. It also won’t necessarily have to involve the entire cast; just anyone who’s interested and available at the time. You might even see a Twenty Minutes With episode in addition to the Spoiler Warning episodes of a week, provided it doesn’t put too much editing strain on myself or Chris.

For our inaugural installment, I checked out Primordia, an old school-styled point-and-click adventure game about robots in the post-apocalypse, and I dragged Chris along for the ride. It’s pretty cool.

 


 

Ruts vs. Battlespire CH27: Fly the Deadly Skies

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday Sep 21, 2016

Filed under: Lets Play 37 comments

I’m sitting on a bubble, dear reader–a glossy film of nervous perspiration stretched around two solid hours’ worth of gameplay. It’s taken weeks of trial and error to achieve a bubble this bloated, and I know all too well how little trial or error it’ll take to burst it again. Now’s my chance to really screw things up. In the words of Samwise Gamgee, if I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest I’ve ever been.

Only–it’s not a step. I’m leaping onto a glitchy-looking uneven platform to try to figure out how to use a completely novel and almost certainly unstable vehicle while dodging unkillable monsters who can take me down in one second. Which, and I don’t mean to be rude, makes the whole backpacking-through-fantasy-New-Zealand thing seem a bit candyass.

There may be a day when the courage of Cahmel fails! Oh, wow, look at the time waaAAAYAAGGH
There may be a day when the courage of Cahmel fails! Oh, wow, look at the time waaAAAYAAGGH

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This Dumb Industry: Fixing No Man’s Sky

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 20, 2016

Filed under: Column 116 comments

Brace yourself, because this entry is going to be a bit self-indulgent. I know the world has moved on and everyone has long since stopped caring about No Man’s Sky, but I can’t let go. This game is a mixture of the very good with very bad, and that’s a mix that I always find captivating.

This is what I said about No Man’s Sky last week:

In fact, I’m hoping they made enough on this game that they can give it another try. I really do think that they have something special here. Imagine if the first iteration of Minecraft had been really awkward, frustrating, had a terrible building interface, and was constantly limiting and undermining your creative abilities because the developer thought the game should be focused on combat. I wouldn’t want the idea of a cube world to die on the vine. I’d want it to get another chance to become the creative, engaging, meme-spawning classic that was embraced as a hobby by millions worldwide.

I really do think that’s true. I think this is a game with the wrong set of mechanics. This is a game where the gameplay undermines the very features that attracted people to the game in the first place. Which leads to the question: Okay Shamus. If these mechanics don’t work, then what would?

So let’s try to answer that question.

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Diecast #168: Deus Ex Breach Mode, Charnel House, Brookhaven Experiment, For Honor

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 19, 2016

Filed under: Diecast 78 comments



Hosts: Josh, Shamus, Campster. Episode edited by Rachel.

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Shamus Plays WoW #3: Into the Bandit’s Den

By Shamus Posted Sunday Sep 18, 2016

Filed under: WoW 91 comments

We’re out behind the church. In the graveyard. Norman is looking around like he’s afraid he’s being followed.

So sad that granny has passed on. What should we write on her tombstone? I was thinking her name, followed by 'Beloved Mother'. Either that or just a huge skull. Either one.
So sad that granny has passed on. What should we write on her tombstone? I was thinking her name, followed by 'Beloved Mother'. Either that or just a huge skull. Either one.

I nod, “Nice. I like this. Lotta room for more dead people here, though. What say we fill this place up?”

Norman turns to me. “Look. This is a bit tricky, but warlocks are sort of outlawed a bit.”

“Explain that.”

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Mystic Messenger EP3

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 17, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 35 comments


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This “being called by people in the videogame” would be WAY too real for me. I’d actually be really uncomfortable with it. Also I hate taking on the phone. One of these boys would call me and I’d be like, “DUDE. Email me!”

Anyway. This was good for a laugh and I’m sorry if I got a bit mean at the end. This was a fun idea. I’m glad Mumbles suggested it, and I’m grateful to Josh for making it happen.

 


 
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