I have to go Wii

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 21, 2006

Filed under: Video Games 12 comments

Stipulated: The title of this post is hopelessly lame and grounds for a beating. My hope is that the effort required to track me down and administer said beating will discourage you from doing so.

Fledge has a post talking about why he plans on getting a Wii. Yeah. Everthing he said.

To which I add: The price of the Xbox and PS3 put them way, way out of my reach. The prices hover somewhere between comedy and robbery. I know they are packed with magical hardware that can make the best darn pixels you’ve ever seen, and I’ve heard one of them contains a Blu-Ray matrix reportedly stolen right from the holodeck of the Enterprise, but at the root of it the thing is still a toy, and I can’t think about spending that much for a toy.

He mentions the educational benefits of the system. I would add that the thing is also good for motivating kids to learn to read. We have a Gamecube now, and I’m very pleased with it. My girls (now six and eight) very much wanted to read what was being said to them in games like Animal Crossing. Many, many times I heard, “Can I get / play this game daddy?” to which I would reply, “Once you can read it.” My six year old will sit there for quite a while trying parse what the characters are saying to her in Mario Sunshine. She wants to read it, and she works a it of her own free will, and thinks of that as playtime.

Having a large library of family-friendly games helps as well. I’d rather she learn to read stuff like, “Press B to be my friend” as opposed to “Press triangle to perform a disembowel move.” Not that I have anything against games which engage in a little disemboweling. I have many such games like that which I enjoy very much. But if I’m going to get one of these toys I like to make sure it has games for everyone to play.

So, I can pay $600 for a toy for myself, or I can spend $250 for a toy for the whole family. There is just no contest here.

I worry that the PS3 and XBox will find themselves fighting over the narrow hardcore gamer market. Add to this the shortages of their systems at launch, and it looks like the Wii is ready to kick butt. I could be wrong, but either way it will be fascinating to see how these systems do over the Christmas season.

 


 

Spamusement

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 20, 2006

Filed under: Links 2 comments

In the comments of this post, BeckoningChasm points us to Spamusement, a webcomic that takes the titles of email spam and turns them into amusing cartoons. We’ve all seen emails with stupid titles like “It’s cheating, but it works!“, or “Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this

Brilliant stuff. A few of my favorites so far:

Women change your life
Personalized Letters from Santa
Amazing Software Types While You Talk

And the best for last:

It’s not a joke

 


 

DM of the Rings XXXII:
Fire Safety

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 20, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 49 comments

Lothlorien, No Shops, Boromir, Aragorn, Spectacular treetop city.

 


 

Scrapland

By Shamus Posted Saturday Nov 18, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 7 comments

I’m milling around the mall today and I spot Scrapland in the bargain bin for $4.99. I’m thinking to myself: I avoided this game on purpose when it was new. Why was that again? Annoying missions? Erm. Dumb plot? I don’t think so. Ah well, you can’t go wrong for a fiver. Even if it sucks.

I get it home and make with the installing. Once it’s all done I try to run the game. It says I need to reboot to finish installing the “Protection System”. Ah DANGIT!

Starforce.

Now I remember why I’d been avoiding it. Now it’s too late.

Note to American McGee and the goofs at Enlight software: Nobody wants to steal your lackluster game. Get over yourselves.

 


 

DM of the Rings XXXI:
Familiar Lamentations

By Shamus Posted Friday Nov 17, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 39 comments

Lothlorien, Lament for Gandalf, No Brothels, Legolas, Spock, Aragorn.

Players are always in a hurry to reach town. Once there, they will be in even more of a hurry to leave.

 


 

Pachelbel

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 16, 2006

Filed under: Links 10 comments

Somewhere between Canon in D and Tenacious D is this:

At our wedding we had a string quartet instead of an organ. It was probably my favorite aspect of the whole ceremony, bride excluded. Canon in D was our wedding march. But not this version.

I see him playing the guitar, but I hear backup and drums. Are they hiding under the desk?

Via Don.

 


 

DM of the Rings XXX:
Misunderstandings Abound

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 36 comments

Lothlorien, Galadriel, Frodo, Gimli, Aragorn.

This one has a bit of an in-joke in the second panel. The phrase, “Why is nobody ever glad to see us?!” was uttered in varying forms quite often during our campaigns.

I often tried to speak in Tolkienesque form when roleplaying some ruler or other important NPC, although the effort was usually wasted because of the misunderstandings it caused. The players would ask me to translate (or Bogan would translate) so I ended up switching to plain English anyway.

The conversations would sound like this:


SOME BIG IMPORTANT DUKE OR WHATEVER: Long has it been since these halls have seen the champions of Greymoor. Have you come now to make good on your oath?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: Ummmm...

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

BOGAN: He's saying it's been a long time since we were here and he wants to know if we've done that job for him yet.

SKEEVE: It's on our to-do list.

SBIDOW: So why do you trouble my gatekeeper? Have you come to request some new boon while your old debt remains unpaid?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: ?

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

BOGAN: He's saying we better not ask him for anything until we do that job.

SKEEVE: I hate this guy.

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

THORDEK: What did he want us to do again?