Silent Hill Homecoming:
Final Thoughts

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 22, 2008

Filed under: Game Reviews 39 comments

I got less than a third of the way through this game before I shelved it. The quicktime event-based fighting was much too flashy for what is supposedly a horror game. As with Origins, the game is far more about combat than atmosphere, far more about killing monsters than being afraid of them.

The plot hooked me. Alex is a much more compelling antagonist protagonist than Travis Grady, and I would have been glad to find out what he had stuck in his mental craw. But the game itself wasn’t any fun to play.

I made it as far as the hotel before I died in a fight with three nurses…. Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Silent Hill Homecoming:
Final Thoughts”

 


 

A Gauntlet of Mortal Danger (AKA Life)

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 22, 2008

Filed under: Rants 38 comments

Doctors warn of an “Epidemic” of Wii injuries. Wasn’t it just five minutes ago they were warning us about the epidemic of corpulent drooling television-watchers. I distinctly remember dire predictions that we were rocketing towards a grim reality where we’re all too fat to fit in the booth at Denny’s and we drop dead of a heart attack at 27. Now a few of us have tried to get up and move gently in place, which is placing us in a new and equally horrifying peril.

Truly we are hemmed in on all sides by relentless danger from which there can be no escape. We have no choice but to be afraid of everything, at all times.

 


 

Twitting

By Shamus Posted Sunday Dec 21, 2008

Filed under: Personal 23 comments

My Twitter feed:

(Deleted, moved to sidebar.)

Don’t get too attached. I’m sure I’ll get bored and quit any minute now.

If, by some miracle, I decide to keep doing this, I’ll figure out how to tuck this thing into the sidebar.

 


 

Cyth Guitar Hero Cult of Personality

By Shamus Posted Saturday Dec 20, 2008

Filed under: Movies 34 comments

What to do if you don’t have time to play videogames? Build a robot to play them for you:


Link (YouTube)

I think I’m the only guy in the world that hates that song, but I love the robot.

 


 

Friday Notes

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 19, 2008

Filed under: Personal 47 comments

I didn’t have time to finish up the final post in the Fallout series, so we’ll have to wait until Monday to have that conversation. Actually, it’s not that it’s not “done” as much as I realized I was beating a long-dead horse and it would have made for a laborious read.

In other news, today’s Stolen Pixels launched, and promptly landed again with a dull, wet thud. A sound not unlike that of a body striking the ground in the desert, right beside a freshly-dug hole. I’ve been excited about this one for a while and I think it’s thought is was my best work so far. And it’s garnered what might be generously referred to as a halfhearted “meh”. At first this stunned me like a blow to the forehead. I was prepared for rejection. Or confusion. But apathy?

Then I looked at my logs here on this site, and realized the internet (or at least my corner of it) is a ghost town today. It’s the Friday before Christmas. I think school is out, college kids are home, and people just aren’t around right now. Still, 2 comments? Merry Christmas Shamus! Santa has brought you a box of FAIL.

At the risk of ruining a joke by explaining it, Travis Taylor is just a character I’ve added to the comic. I don’t know how often he’ll show up, but it will be handy to have an ongoing personality aside from the EA Guy. I like the EA Guy, but I’m just about out of usable pictures of him. I’m explaining this because people keep telling me this new guy isn’t as funny as I am, which is either a very polite insult or a painful compliment. It’s a bit like someone sharing an ice cream cone with you by launching it at your head with a baseball pitcher. Delicious and painful.

Also, in response to about a thousand (give or take 995) requests, I started one of those twitter things. I expect to amuse myself with it for a few days and then lose interest, as most people do. But there it is, while it lasts.

Right. Back to work.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #48:
2008 Awards, Part 1

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 19, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

I’m taking Christmas off from Stolen Pixels. Travis Taylor will be filling in for me. Yes, THE Travis Taylor. He’s difficult to work with, but nobody else was willing to do it on such short notice.

Edit: And please don’t be shy about leaving comments. I don’t know what the deal is. There have been less comments than ever, even as traffic for the comic has grown. What the heck?

 


 

Fallout 3: Tenpenny Tower

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 18, 2008

Filed under: Game Reviews 172 comments

So a few people have complained that the quests in Fallout 3 are shallow or nonsensical. Other people really dig them. Two common responses are:

  1. The quests in Fallout 3 are stupid compared to the earlier Fallout games.
  2. The quests in Fallout 3 are so much better than in Oblivion.

Let’s look at one of these quests.

Allow me to set the stage: Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Fallout 3: Tenpenny Tower”