Stolen Pixels #178: After Curfew, Episode 7

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 19, 2010

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Hopefully I managed to play this one right. I’m making fun of the F.A.G.S. controversy, and a misfire could mean I’d repeat Infinity Ward’s error instead of lampooning it.

The other story is more serious, as I think it’s a lot more likely to be harmful to Activision employees and possibly the industry as a whole. Last month Activision president Bobby Kotick complained that perhaps his reputation as an industry villain was unfair. But this is the same Activision that tried to stop the release of Brutal Legend. Then we have him suing his golden goose in a very public display of power over some very vague charges, the side effect of which will be that his company isn’t going to be paying bonuses to Infinity Ward for the biggest selling game, ever. And then he promises to lower employee morale (although he phrases it differently) because, I suppose, there are still some people in the world who don’t completely hate the sight of him?

I don’t know Bob. Why are people so eager to see you as the villain? You tell me.

 


 

Spoiler Warning 13: Filler Galore

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 18, 2010

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Hilarious goof:

At the very end of the episode, I’d relaxed and was just enjoying the conversation. I leaned back in my chair and folded my arms and was blathering on about the elevator ride. After the episode ended I realized I’d been talking without pushing the Ventrillo talk button. So I was talking to myself.

No biggie, though. I don’t think there is much new to say about elevators at this point. Still, old jokes might have been better than dead air.

 


 

Ask Me a Question: Productivity

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 18, 2010

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RPharazon asks, “Programming work, a Gmod comic, a video LP, a normal LP, a weekly column, a healthy family. HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?”

I’ll add to that list the fact that feeding the blog, Stolen Pixels, and Shamus Plays requires an overhead of gaming time each week.

So… how do I find the time?

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Shamus Plays LOTRO: Part 9

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Mar 17, 2010

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The problems with the Shire Post are explained.

 


 

Spoiler Warning 12: Grab that shotgun, we’ve got zombies!

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 16, 2010

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This week we finally cave to public demand and share our thoughts on organic produce. We also critique an execution and discuss the other uses for Omni-gel.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #177: Two Gamers on a Couch

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 16, 2010

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You will never guess which comic trope I use in today’s comic.

 


 

Mass Effect 2: Jack

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 15, 2010

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Jack was a big part of the Mass Effect 2 marketing campaign. This marketing campaign:

(Warning, bad language and banality.)


Link (YouTube)

My first impression of the character was more or less: Oh look, it’s space-Morrigan. Only more annoying and with a more preposterous top. (How does that thing stay in place? Are we to believe that a mass effect field is being used to secure her you’re-wearing-that-wrong set of suspenders?) Just what the franchise needed. A venom-spewing nihilistic nutjob to give the series the dose of “more badass and stupid” that fans [of other games] have been clamoring for.

But it turns out that my first impression was wrong.

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