Probabalistic Systems

By Shamus Posted Friday Jan 13, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 2 comments

Kaedrin has a post about probabalistic systems (a new word for me, although I’m familiar with the concept) like Amazon.com recomendations, weblogs, Netflix movie ratings, and any other systems governed by mass input instead of authoritve control. Of all the systems I’ve mentioned, only one – weblogs, and the way they link to one another – is a truly “natural” system free of any tampering.

What weblogs exist, what information they contain, and how they link to one another, cannot be controlled. This is different from Wikipedia, Netflix, Amazon.com ratings, emusic ratings, and a host of other content feedback systems. The weblog system is spontaneous and naturally occurring. Glen Reynolds might not be your cup of tea (I don’t read him myself) but he’s the most popular political blogger (or was, last time a I checked, cut me some slack here I’m making a point) and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that aside from making your own blog and being better than he is. And by better, I mean, better in the eyes of everyone else. You can’t fiddle with the system because there is no central point of control. It is the result of millions of people making their own decisions. This is different from the other systems, which are driven by software, and are usually hosted on a particular set of servers. They are, in fact, “owned” by someone. (For you young kids, I’m simply using an archaic spelling of the word “pwn3d”.)

One thing I haven’t seen yet that I keep expecting, is for the systems that are owned to experience a certain degree of cheating. Consider:

You’re a company like Amazon.com. You buy a million red widgets and a million blue widgets. You make a better margin on the blue ones, but it turns out that the red widgets are just a little better in quality. So the feeback for red is a little better. Which leads to red being reccomended more often than blue, which leads to better sales, more feedback, and even more recomendations. Now you’re down to your last 100,000 red but you still have 500,000 blue.

Now comes the moment of truth: Do you cheat? You’d rather sell blue. You see that you could “nudge” the numbers in the feedback system. You own the software, pay the programmers who maintain it, and control the servers on which the system is run. You could easily adjust things so that blue reccomendations appear more often, even though they are less popular. When Amazon comes up with “You might also enjoy… A blue widget” a customer has no idea of the numbers behind it. You could have the system try to even things out between the more popular red and the more profitable blue.

Does this really happen? I have no idea. I’m not really accusing Amazon of anything so much as pointing out that, in general, owned systems like this are easy to tamper with and offer a lot of incentives for the owner to do so. When Netflix suggests a movie to me that I don’t like, I never think, “Wow. this system isn’t working very well”. Instead I think, “I wonder how much money Netflix was paid to pimp this lame movie”. I guess I’m just really cynical, but these systems are made to attract customers and generate revenue. If a little hard-to-detect inaccuracy can mean more revenue, I don’t see why the systems wouldn’t be “tweaked”.

But how much can you cheat? How far can you push it before some clever guy proves it and posts his findings on Slashdot? That’s a tough call. (It reminds me a bit of the problem facing Waterhouse and Turing in the book Cryptonomicon. How much can we use this information to our advantage, without revealing that we are using this information?) Over time, when your fiddling goes undetected, you will have an incentive to keep pushing it, and moving the numbers even more in order to unload unwanted inventory or to favor suppliers in exchange for money. Each time you tweak the system, it becomes just a tiny bit less useful to the customer, but also more profitable for you. You always have an incentive to tilt things a little more, and you don’t know where the line of detection is.

It is possible that all of these sytems are driven by pure numbers and have never been messed with. However, just knowing what I outline above makes me trust them less.

 


 

Gamespotted

By Shamus Posted Friday Jan 13, 2006

Filed under: Rants 17 comments

An advantage of having my domain is that whenever I sign up for a web site that requires registration, I use the site name in my sign-up email address. If I sign up for espn, I’ll give them [email protected]*. (I get the email no matter what I use for the beginning of the address) This means if they misuse my address or are careless with it in such a way that I start getting spam, I can tell who did it.

Six days ago I signed up for Gamespot. I only did this because there was a file they had that I wanted to download, and I couldn’t get it anywhere else.

This morning I got the following email:

`Greetings!

My name is Joseph Ngoho
I am sorry for the unusual approach but I have acquired
your email address (gamespot@shamusy0ung.com)
as a person who is actively involved or is `looking for an
online `Business `Opportunity.

If this is the case I would be grateful if you would allow
me to send you details of an `opportunity that I am currently
involved in at the moment.

I did not want to send you any details until I had mailed
you to seek your `permission first,as experience has taught
me that not all leads that we acquire are genuine`Business
`Opportunity Seekers, If this is the case for you then please
ignore this email as you have already been excluded from
future mailing from me.

If however It would be ok to send you details of my
`Opportunity then please send an email to
"[email protected]" with "MORE_INFO" in the
subject line and your Name in the text body, without this I cannot
send you any further information I am afraid.

So why not give it a try?... it's`FREE anyway!...
Just give me a chance to show you how our program
works.

You can cancel your membership anytime you want.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thank you very much for your time and your cooperation,

God Bless You and your Family

Yours sincerely,

Joseph Ngoho
mailto: [email protected]

To no longer receive any important information from us, just reply
‘NOT INTERESTED'to [email protected].

Nothing like a business proposition that begins with subverting your anti-spam with bad punctuation, opens with an obvious lie, insults your intelligence, and ends with insincere closing. I also note that he uses three different email addresses here, all of which are different from the actual return address of the email. I love how the email for suckers is seperate from the email for “unsubscribers”. I betting the latter leads right to the bit bucket.

So it took Gamespot no time at all to sell my email. It might have been sold the same day I signed up. And they didn’t just sell it to some game or computer hardware company, but sold it to some sleazy filthy scammer. It has gotten to the point where we expect legit sites to send us “updates” in the mail when they have new banner ads they want us to see, but simply selling user emails to operations like this? That is low. Really low.

You know I have a winning online marketing strategy for you: sell me the home address of these idiots. I’d pay good money to know where I could find them. I’ll bet unsubscribing is easier in person. With a baseball bat. And then tell me where I can find these whores at Gamespot.

Punks.

* I replaced the letter “o” in my address in this post with a zero, to defeat spiders. I mention this just to avoid confusion.

 


 

Playstation 3

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jan 11, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 5 comments

At a time when you can get a half-decent PC for $300 comes the news that the Playstation 3 may cost around $500.

I find it interesting that this rumor appeared after Christmas, and after the XBox 360 recall. I suspect the brains at Sony were watching very carefully how things played out for the XBox. They watched, they saw the mistake, decided the XBox was weak, and it was safe to aim the price point a bit high. This would be true if XBox was the only threat to sales, but it isn’t.

As long as I can remember, PC’s have cost at least double what you might spend on a new console. Now PC’s are cheaper all of a sudden? This is a major shift. Make no mistake: the PS3 has lots of impressive technology for that (still-rumored) $500, but that is still a very tough price. This is a big-boy toy here. Not many parents are going to slap down that much for what is, a its heart, a toy. Not when you can get a machine that will play (last year’s) games, surf the net, do word processing, email and all the other stuff a PC can do, all for a little cheaper. The PS3 is going to be the plaything of bachelors and rich kids if this turns out to be true.

Me? My bachelor days are over. I have three kids and a Gamecube.

 


 

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jan 10, 2006

Filed under: Movies 14 comments

I’m going to break the very first rule of Dream Cast and propose a recently completed movie. Sue me.

HHGTTG was a lackluster movie. The writing was the worst, but the casting didn’t excite me, either. Let’s re-cast the movie. I bet we can do way better. Let’s stipulate that Arthur and Trillian need to be brits, but the other characters – who are all from outer space – need not have Brittish accents. Let’s also stipulate that we have to replace the whole cast. This would be too lame to keep some actors from the movie, even if some of them were good choices.

Hugh Grant as Arthur Dent. Martin Freeman was a perfect choice, but Hugh isn’t bad for the part, either. He’s made a career out of playing Perpetually Dumbfounded Englishmen and that’s what the role calls for. Sure, he’s too good-looking and a bit old for the part now, but I think he could still pull it off.
Johnny Depp as Ford Prefect. Ford is supposed to be a writer and a party animal. Sort of a young outer-space Hunter S. Thompson. Depp could pull off the quirky and eccentric Ford easily.
Howard Stern as Zaphod Beeblebrox. A perfect match. Look at him! He is Zaphod Beeblebrox! Just give him a second head in CGI and let him ad-lib all his dialog. He wouldn’t even need to read the books, the script, or know what the hell the story is about.
Steven Wright as the voice of Marvin. Just imagine Steven’s voice doing Marvin’s dialog. It’s funny already.
Ian McKellen as Slartibartfast. We’ve seen him play Gandalf, so I doubt playing Slartibartfast is much of a stretch from there. The fact that Sir Ian McKellen is a serious Shakespearian-style actor would only reinforce the absurdity of Slartbartfast’s character and speech.
Kate Ashfield as Trillian. Kate has made 34 appearances in her career, but the only thing she’s done that I’ve seen is Liz in the outstanding Shaun of the Dead.

Trillian is an odd character to nail down. She’s grounded enough to have something as dull as an astrophysics degree and acts as one of the most level-headed and sensible characters in the books, yet she runs off with Zaphod, the biggest party animal in a billion worlds. This means that amongst all of the outer-space wierdness we find ourselves with an all-too-familiar situation: why is this intelligent and capable woman hanging out with this self-destructive loser? Kate Ashfield tackled a character a lot like this when she played Liz, and I think it would work here as well.

Think I’m screwing it all up again? Leave a comment.

 


 

Do you want fries with that?

By Shamus Posted Monday Jan 9, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 1 comments

So, some goofballs decided to build a computer that was submerged in 8 gallons of cooking oil. The idea is that the large volume of non-conductive liquid can absorb a lot of heat and eliminate the need for fans. Amazingly, it works. The computer is totally silent.

Although: Imagine what a hassle it will be if you need to do any upgrades. Want to put a network card (doesn’t look like you have one in there) into this machine? Enjoy reaching into oil up to your elbows. Also, this sucker is going to be heavy. I hope you don’t need to move it anytime soon.

However, this is just proof-of-concept. I bet with the right case you could achive the same effect using a fraction of the oil used here. I don’t know how much liquid you need to be able to absorb the heat, but I’m thinking 8 gallons is overkill. How little could you get away with? Cases are built to be more or less open inside to allow airflow. With this design, it might be sensible to try to eliminate all the empty space (fill it in with something airtight) to reduce the need for so much oil.

With all thoat oil inside, tipping is a real danger. Also, it looks like the power supply can’t be submerged.

How do people think of stuff like this?

 


 

Cowboy Bebop

By Shamus Posted Monday Jan 9, 2006

Filed under: Movies 9 comments

Let’s do another Dream Cast. If Cowboy Bebop were made into a live-action movie, who would play the main characters? I suggest:

Nick Stahl as the fearless, lanky, pointy-nosed Spike Spigel. Spike isn’t fearless because he thinks he’s indestructable, he’s fearless because he doesn’t seem to care what happens to him. Stahl could both look and act the part, assuming he’s up for the stunts and martial arts.

Ron Glass as the wise, strong, and patient Jet. Jet is tricky because he’s older, yet muscular. Check out some of the scenes from Firefly where Book and Jamie are lifting weights. Ron glass is ripped for a guy his age. He looks and sounds the part. I’d love to see him do it.
AnnaSophia Robb as the clever and curious Radical Edward. (Who is a girl) AnnaSophia starred in Because of Win-Dixie as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and she’s brilliant. She’d have to do the part soon, though: she’ll be too old in a couple of years.

Kirsten Dunst as the irresponsible, trashy, gambling-addict Faye. A young Sharon Stone would be even better, but I think Dunst could pull it off without us needing to resort to time-travel or cloning.

Heather points out that Angelina Jolie is a much better choice if you want trashy. She’s too old, but doesn’t look too old. She’s better than Dunst, anyway.
 


 

Avoiding Conflict

By Shamus Posted Monday Jan 9, 2006

Filed under: Tabletop Games 24 comments

A major struggle we have out our D&D campaigns is the issue of avoiding conflict. If players are correctly playing their characters, then they should not allow themselves to get sidetracked by random fights. As in, “We need to save the princess, so we don’t have time to screw around with this ettin. Just use some magic to slow it down and we can run away. ” But this isn’t a very satisfying way to play. It feels lame running away all the time, and combat is supposed to be a big part of the game.

So what do you do? Play your character or have fun? This isn’t a great choice to have to make. I can aleviate this by forcing them into combat, but then it just feels like they are on rails, and battles feel contrived. We have had several sessions with no combat, and I can feel the players getting itchy for a fight. But then a chance for combat comes along and they route around it, because even though they want to fight, their characters are more or less sensible guys who are focused on the job at hand. The only time they fight is when they encounter a challenge that blocks their main goals, and even then they usually try to negotiate or reason before resorting to bloodshed.

This is a flaw in the nature of the game itself, really, and I’ve never found the right balance of forced combat and player choice that still keeps the action lively.