Spamusement

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 20, 2006

Filed under: Links 2 comments

In the comments of this post, BeckoningChasm points us to Spamusement, a webcomic that takes the titles of email spam and turns them into amusing cartoons. We’ve all seen emails with stupid titles like “It’s cheating, but it works!“, or “Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this

Brilliant stuff. A few of my favorites so far:

Women change your life
Personalized Letters from Santa
Amazing Software Types While You Talk

And the best for last:

It’s not a joke

 


 

DM of the Rings XXXII:
Fire Safety

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 20, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 49 comments

Lothlorien, No Shops, Boromir, Aragorn, Spectacular treetop city.

 


 

Scrapland

By Shamus Posted Saturday Nov 18, 2006

Filed under: Game Reviews 7 comments

I’m milling around the mall today and I spot Scrapland in the bargain bin for $4.99. I’m thinking to myself: I avoided this game on purpose when it was new. Why was that again? Annoying missions? Erm. Dumb plot? I don’t think so. Ah well, you can’t go wrong for a fiver. Even if it sucks.

I get it home and make with the installing. Once it’s all done I try to run the game. It says I need to reboot to finish installing the “Protection System”. Ah DANGIT!

Starforce.

Now I remember why I’d been avoiding it. Now it’s too late.

Note to American McGee and the goofs at Enlight software: Nobody wants to steal your lackluster game. Get over yourselves.

 


 

DM of the Rings XXXI:
Familiar Lamentations

By Shamus Posted Friday Nov 17, 2006

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Lothlorien, Lament for Gandalf, No Brothels, Legolas, Spock, Aragorn.

Players are always in a hurry to reach town. Once there, they will be in even more of a hurry to leave.

 


 

Pachelbel

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 16, 2006

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Somewhere between Canon in D and Tenacious D is this:

At our wedding we had a string quartet instead of an organ. It was probably my favorite aspect of the whole ceremony, bride excluded. Canon in D was our wedding march. But not this version.

I see him playing the guitar, but I hear backup and drums. Are they hiding under the desk?

Via Don.

 


 

DM of the Rings XXX:
Misunderstandings Abound

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 36 comments

Lothlorien, Galadriel, Frodo, Gimli, Aragorn.

This one has a bit of an in-joke in the second panel. The phrase, “Why is nobody ever glad to see us?!” was uttered in varying forms quite often during our campaigns.

I often tried to speak in Tolkienesque form when roleplaying some ruler or other important NPC, although the effort was usually wasted because of the misunderstandings it caused. The players would ask me to translate (or Bogan would translate) so I ended up switching to plain English anyway.

The conversations would sound like this:


SOME BIG IMPORTANT DUKE OR WHATEVER: Long has it been since these halls have seen the champions of Greymoor. Have you come now to make good on your oath?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: Ummmm...

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

BOGAN: He's saying it's been a long time since we were here and he wants to know if we've done that job for him yet.

SKEEVE: It's on our to-do list.

SBIDOW: So why do you trouble my gatekeeper? Have you come to request some new boon while your old debt remains unpaid?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: ?

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

BOGAN: He's saying we better not ask him for anything until we do that job.

SKEEVE: I hate this guy.

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz...

THORDEK: What did he want us to do again?

 


 

Durant – Some Light Reading

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 14, 2006

Filed under: Random 17 comments

I don’t usually go in for non-fiction unless it’s technical books, but this one caught my eye: The Story of Civilization IV: The Age of Faith, by Will Durant. It is a fairly dense history that covers the period from 325AD to about 1300AD. You can’t cram that much stuff into a small volume, and Durant didn’t. This promises to be my longest read since Cryptonomicon. It’s good. My main complaint is that the sucker is so heavy it makes things uncomfortable.

This is going to echo my earlier comments on math class, but I never liked history class. This is not to say I don’t like history. It’s just that the various history classes focused on memorizing names of people and dates of events. I thought that was history right there: dates and names. It wasn’t until my mid-twenties that I started to absorb the various stories of history and found it suited me.

I’d blame the teacher, but this dates-and-names style of teaching was the focus of every history class I’ve ever had. This wasn’t just one sullen useless teacher bent on wasting everyone’s time: This was a systematic and institutionalized policy of making history dull and pointless. Reducing history to names and dates is like reducing poetry to authors and titles. History is not so much the who and the when as the how and the why. It’s much better to understand the economic conditions that led to Columbus getting funding for his trip than it is to know the exact year he set sail.

This book is Not Kidding Around when it comes to imparting historical knowledge, with context. I’m often amazed at just how much detail we have on the fourth century. Not just names of famous people, but dates of schooling, what subjects they pursued, who their friends were, and a host of other details. Okay, we’re talking about the Emperor of Rome, his friends, and other top-of-the-foodchain people, but still: It really is amazing just how much we know and how much we can extrapolate.

The book will cover the same time period from different perspectives. It starts off with 100 years of Roman politics, then backtracks and looks at what the church was doing during the same time period, then backtracks again and lets us in on what the Goths were up to. I find it hard to keep things together this way. Progress is slow because I have to glance back to the same time period in a previous section to remember what everyone else was doing.

Despite the detail, it’s obvious an incredible number of things are being left out. The years cruise by at an alarming rate, and every once in a while I get a glimpse of just how huge the whole story is and how little I’m seeing. I don’t know how else to describe the feeling – It’s a sort of temporal vertigo.