To add to my earlier idea about not blogging while suffering from a fever, I’m starting to think using the internet in general is a bad idea in this condition:

Well, maybe there weren’t any pages with “Martin Successor Nabisco” before, but now there is!
LATER: Let’s see how long it takes for this phrase to show up.
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T w e n t y S i d e d
The Googlebot hasn’t found you yet. I wonder how long before it shows up?
Needs more gay midget porn to go with it. There!
Steven, I was just wondering the same thing. Should be interesting to find out…
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my goodness. I needed a good laugh and you almost made me fall of my chair. I thought Martin Nabisco looked funny.
Maybe I’ll title a post Martin Scorsese Nabisco just to see if it’ll spread.
Shoot, I got it wrong and don’t even have a cold. Does an earache count?
A few months later, but there is now a Google link to you, Shamus. Also, strangely enough, a link to a gourmet cooking site referring to your blog…
Today, looking for it shows 348.000 results. Amazing.
Nah, there is only 5 with “Martin Successor Nabisco” and if you take out the quotation marks then you get 261,000 or so results.