Howl’s Moving Castle

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 5, 2006

Filed under: Anime 28 comments

Howl’s Moving Castle is yet another Miyazaki Hayao film. Strangely enough, it’s an adaptation of a novel by Dianna Wynne Jones. Despite the fact that someone else wrote the story, it has all the elements of a Miyazaki film. Just to illustrate this, let’s run through Steven’s list of Miyazaki themes and see if they show up in this movie…

1. A fascination with flying machines of all kinds. If at all possible, they should be nonstandard and based on has-been or never-was technologies. […]

This movie may have the most absurd Miyazaki flying machines so far. Not only are they huge flying air fortresses, but they fly using flapping wings. However, this world also has magic, so the impossible flying machines could be excused by the use of magic.

2. A general distaste approaching outright hatred of anyone wearing military uniforms. […] Virtually everyone in uniform is either a mindless automaton who blindly follows orders, or a rank idiot hell-bent on causing death and destruction just because.

This movie has both.

3. A preference for girls as protagonists.

Check.

4. A tendency to portray old people sympathetically even though they may have faces made ugly by time. […]

Check again. In fact, this time the protagonist is a very ugly old person. Sort of. Sometimes.

5. A bit of a tendency to preach. Most of his movies have a message of some kind. Sometimes it’s delivered with a heavy hand.

This movie isn’t as heavy as some, but it does continue his familiar themes: War is bad, and people who fight in wars are mostly idiots. He’s been singing this particular song for years. He does it well, but I think Miyazaki fans can be forgiven for wondering if he knows any other tunes.

Amazing that a story by another author fits the Miyazaki formula so perfectly. Either he greatly changed the original story to suit his purposes, or Miyazaki Hayao and Dianna Wynne Jones have very similar writing styles and ideas.

About halfway into the movie I was thinking, “This is great! This is my favorite Miyazaki movie so far.” The visuals are great, but not overdone as they were in Steamboy. The world is vibrant and full of detail. The characters are great (and not repulsive, as in the aforementioned Steamboy). The bad guys are bad, but nobody is pure cardboard-cutout evil. The main character is compelling.

It starts with Sophie:

Howl's Moving Castle - Young Sophie

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Slashdot Makeover

By Shamus Posted Sunday Jun 4, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 6 comments

This is really something. For this first time since I started reading it back in 1999 or so, slashdot has changed the look of the site.

This was really disorienting. It’s like seeing another face on Mt. Rushmore. There are some things that you just don’t expect to change.

 


 

My Neighbor Totoro

By Shamus Posted Sunday Jun 4, 2006

Filed under: Anime 20 comments

My Neighbor Totoro is another Miyazaki masterpiece. Fledgling Otaku thought highly of it, and his daughter went nuts for it. Alex praised it as well.

My kids have watched this movie many, many times (although not as many as mini-otaku, I suspect) but I’ve only gotten around to watching it recently. I’ve seen little bits here and there as I passed through the room while they were watching, and I’d always tried to discern that it was about. Now I can see that this was a waste of time. Totoro is less about plot and more about many small, delicious moments.

The movie had quite an effect on me. The children in this story are unlike most anime kids. In fact, they are unlike most animated kids in general. They speak, move, think, and act like real children.

Here Tatsuo and her younger sister Mei are riding in the back of a truck. They are moving to a new home, and all of their belongings are stacked up around and over them, forming a little alcove for the two of them.

When I was a kid, there was no such thing as seatbelt laws. In the winter my brother and I used to huddle together in the passenger-side footspace, where we could be close to the warm air vent. I hadn’t thought about that in years, but this moment brought back that memory.

Children love to seek out little spaces to occupy. They seem drawn to crawlspaces. I’m not sure when we grow out of this, but at some point our “stay in the foxhole” instincts leave us and as adults most people find enclosed spaces irritating, not cozy.

Walking around on your knees! I remember doing this. As a kid it was amusing, but my knees hurt just thinking about trying it at my age. Ow. Ow. Ow.

And of course, when kids are in open spaces they must run. They can’t help it.

At one point Tatsuo notices a huge towering tree and asks her father about it. He informs the girls that it’s a camphor tree. Then the girls yell, “Camphor! Camphor!”, as they enjoy the new word. These little moments and details bring the children to life in a powerful way. I’ve never seen animated children this authentic.

From a clinical standpoint, this movie is nothing remarkable. The story is thin and the visuals – while charming – aren’t really anything groundbreaking. They certainly aren’t up to the standards of other Miyazaki films. But as a collection of slice-of-life moments and a study in the wonder of being a child, My Neighbor Totoro is in a class of its own. Highly recommended.

 


 

Random quotes in wordpress

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jun 3, 2006

Filed under: Programming 16 comments

For ubu roi and anyone else who is interested in a few of the tricks used on this site, here are a few bits of code that might help you out. Sadly, you can’t really do this stuff as plugins, which means you have to edit the code yourself. This will either be very easy or a little confusing, depending on how comfortable you are with PHP. Also, this code is only going to be useful if you’re using wordpress.

First, the random quote. Create a quotes file named “quotes.txt” and put it in the /wp-content filder. The file should have three lines for every quote: The first is the quote itself, the second is the person being quoted (leave blank if you dan’t want this) and the third is a required blank line. Mine looks like this. Now, somewhere in the PHP code for your site (I suggest at the top of the header.php) place this code:


<?php 
/*----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Pull out a random quote from the quote file and display it. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------*/ 
function random_phrase () 
{ 
$quotes = file ("wp-content/quotes.txt");
$num = rand (0, intval (count ($quotes) / 3)) * 3;
echo $quotes[$num] . "<br>" . $quotes[$num + 1];
}
?>

Almost done. Now just put this little bit of code where you want the quote to appear:

<?php random_phrase (); ?>

 


 

WordPress and Twenty-Sided

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jun 3, 2006

Filed under: Random 3 comments

Several people have asked me to release the theme for this site so that others can use it. This sounded perfectly reasonable at first, but then I started taking a look through my code and realized that it is a mess. It was built a little at a time over the last nine months, adding on little gadgets and details as they came to mind without any thought for the long-term effects on the site itself.

As a coder, I should really, really, know better than this by now. But sometimes you just want to spend your time doing something, not making a tool for doing something.

When I write code for a living I’m always thinking about how I can re-use or extend it later. Barring that, I at least try to make it neat so I can make sense of it if I come back to make changes at some later point. I didn’t do any of that, and now the site has become a “code contraption”. It works, but you can’t change one thing without breaking three others. It’s sloppy and hard to read (the underlying code, not the site itslef) and now I’m getting nuts. Even when the hood is closed and I’m not reading the code, as I look at the site I know the bad code is there… hiding beneath the surface like so much duct tape, holding everything precariously together.

For example: Lots of stuff is hard coded. Even the title at the top. So, if you were to take this theme and put it on your site, the title at the top would be Twenty-Sided, no matter what you really named the site. The dice rollers are built into the theme, when they should be a plug-in. There are old, unused functions laying around, mixed in with in-use functions. No code comments. I edited the site in the wordpress admin interface and not in a proper editing program, which means the indenting is hosed.

So now I’m re-creating the theme from scratch. It’s far from done yet, but now that I’m doing it I’m curious what the strong points are. What is it about the theme for this site that works well? What would you change? What gets on your nerves?

I should add that I don’t plan to change the look of this site. My goal is to clean it up and maybe make minor adjustments based on feedback, but visually it isn’t going to change much.

 


 

ESRB, FUD, and XXX

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 2, 2006

Filed under: Links 9 comments

Jay Barnson, in talking about the difficulty in rating open-ended videogames, has this to say:

But I think this points out the ultimate futility of games ratings systems for being anything other than a VERY rough guideline for parents. But force of law in the recent epidemic of FUD-fueled legislation? Silly and stupid.

After all, how WOULD the ESRB rate, say, the Star Trek holodeck?

Geeze. I bet Riker has a few password-protected holodeck programs that would make Larry Flynt blush.

He also has some great observations on Oblivion. Read the whole thing.

 


 

One Kilocomment

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 2, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 4 comments

The very next comment on this blog will be the 1000th. Yes, it’s meaningless, but it’s still true.

That is all.

UPDATE: