January is over, and suddenly there’s gaming news again! And it’s all bad! Just the way we like it!
00:30 Nintendo Creators Program is 100% unmitigated weapons-grade horseshit.
We say that as a group of people who never have – and never would – participate in this ridiculous mess. Nintendo has seen that the future is YouTube, and they have decided they don’t want to be a part of the future.
Good job, ninnies.
16:00 Sony Online Entertainment was spun-off from Sony.
Rejoice! Everything is wonderful forever! The press release says so.
31:00 Evolve is being marketed very poorly.
43:00 What is Shamus doing?
I’ve been playing Grow Home. This is the flat-poly look of Grow Home that I was going on about:
Also, I backed my first Kickstarter: STRAFE, a procedurally-generated retro-90’s shooter. It’s not doing very well. Sadface.
49:00 Josh, Shamus and Chris analyze Life is Strange and compare it to Telltale games.