And so it ends. The only way it could have ended.
I know the “list of 10 great female leads” is probably going to be frustrating if we left out someone you like. There’s nothing more frustrating than being ignored while you’re shouting suggestions at a video. So go ahead and post your own list below. (It doesn’t need to be ten. Just whoever you think is good.) We sort of made up the rules as we went, but by the end we seemed to have agreed that:
- She needs to be in a game you’ve personally played, and she needs to be a good character. So “Jane Gunhaver is dull, but the gameplay is awesome!” doesn’t cut it.
- She needs to be the star of the game, not a supporting character.
- She has to be explicitly female. So gender-select-able or gender-ambiguous characters don’t count.
- Borderline rule: The game should probably be good.
I was crushed to find myself hating Remember Me. Here is everything I’ve been saying I want from games: Female lead, non-American setting, cyberpunk setting, big-idea premise, experimental new mechanics, gorgeous scenery. This should have been my Game of the Year. I got everything I said I wanted. But apparently while I was making my wish I neglected to tell the genie that the game also needed to be fun to play. That’s how genies get you: They look for loopholes like that.
But fine. I guess we’ll just wait another decade or so before someone gets the nerve to go out on a limb like that again.
This abomination is Pun Pun. I’ll be honest: I understood less than half of that. Still, sounds like there might be some balance concerns in there.
And to be clear: That wasn’t a joke at the end. The game really did crash.
Even allegedly smart people can make life-changing blunders that seem very, very obvious in retrospect.
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