I’m not sure whose mic I should really complain about here. I know Shamus would want me to complain about his microphone, but the truth is he couldn’t really help it – it was an old mic and he couldn’t get to the store to replace it in time. But Rutskarn’s microphone is just bad. And he should feel bad.
Huh? What? You want me to say something about Alan Wake? Uh, shadow darkness dark dark presence dark shadow car crash dark Barry shadow Rambo. Dark.
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
What is Piracy?
It seems like a simple question, but it turns out everyone has a different idea of right and wrong in the digital world.
The Best of 2011
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2011.
Silent Hill Turbo HD II
I was trying to make fun of how Silent Hill had lost its way but I ended up making fun of fighting games. Whatever.
The true story of three strange days in 1989, when the last months of my adolescence ran out and the first few sparks of adulthood appeared.