In the comments of this post a reader notes their overlong comment and remarks that they posted a “wall of text”.
Reader Zaghadka responds:
“Wall of Text” (Illusion, Bureaumancy)
Upon casting this spell the mage bathes a 10â€²x10â€² cube/lvl. area with mindless mutterings, ranting, copious formulaic backstory, or repeated iterations of “Romani ite Domus!”
Anyone in the area of effect must make a will save or suffer one of three effects: Confusion, Emotion of Hopelessness, or their head explodes. Blind targets are not affected. Dyslexic targets save at +3.
Perfect. I’m still laughing.
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