More website graphs

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 2, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 4 comments

Fledgling %Otaku has several more website graphs like the one I put up a couple of days ago. Then there is an interesting exchange in the comments of that post about the appearances of different sites when viewed as graphs. Some sites are just a few tightly packed nodes. Some are sparse and sprawling. Some, like this site, are a bunch of different patterns all hanging together.

So I started thinking about what other pages I might feed into this thing and what they would look like.

First, if you remember from a few days ago, this is the site you are reading right now:

Now let’s look at Google:

Talk about minimalisim! Just under 60 total tags. This explains why the site loads so quickly. There are two purple tags – two images. One would have to be the Google logo itself, but I wonder what the other one is?

Now let’s look at the other end of the spectrum:

This is the printer-friendly version of my book, which has the entire novel on one page. (If you’re curious, you can see it here. It may take a bit to load for some of you, as it is well over 400k of HTML.) This represents about 330 pages of text. The orange dots are paragraphs, and the grey tendrils are areas in bold or italics. I’m rather surprised at the number of tables (red dots) spread around. Now compare that to this:

This is In the Beginning was the Command Line by Neal Stephenson, which is a very large essay (highly recommended, by the way) with no formatting or images. So now we can see that large blocks of prose tend to look like huge orange dandelions.

This is fun. Go on. Try it for yourself.

 


 

Gay and Gothic

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jun 1, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 24 comments

Unexpected news:

DC comics announces that Gotham has a gay hero.

Even more unexpected:

It isn’t Batman.

It’s Batwoman.

This is a brilliant move. They brought back a hero they killed off decades ago and just re-remade her as a lesbian. They can leverage the “bat” name recognition and claim that they are making a move towards more diversity, while also pandering to the young male facination with lesbians. Let’s face it, if they had simply announced Batman was gay (which everyone jokes about anyway) it would have been a fatal move. Call it homophobic if you want, but heterosexual teenage boys don’t want to read comic books about the lives of gay men.


Left: Old and busted. Right: New and busted.

(If they really wanted to have a lesbian character, she would be mannish, with a butch haircut and a male costume. That would be a real nod towards the lesbian community, but it wouldn’t entice fanboys. Since they chose the spandex, heels, and makeup route, we can discern what their real goals are, and it has nothing to do with diversity.)

But I’ve never liked these “me too” female characters. Spider-Girl. Super Girl. Hawk Girl. Batwoman. She-Hulk. Ms. Marvel. They are never going to move out of the shadow of their male counterpart. The sad thing is that the me-too ladies outnumber original female characters who have their own book. Wonder Woman is the only one I can think of that isn’t a sad pantomime of a more interesting hero, or a supporting character from some other comic that was given her own spinoff series. She stands on her own, which is all too rare for female heroines.

I actually like the concept of comic books. I love the visual storytelling. It’s a unique medium and I think after all these years their full potential is still untapped. As they have reached out to adults, they have added boobies, swearing, and gore. That isn’t what is keeping the adults away. Comic books are still saddled with the story-telling skills of Saturday morning cartoons. Evil twins. Amnesia. Nobody ever stays dead. Dialog is clumsy and ham-fisted. Villians monologue while the hero is tied up. Women fight in six-inch heels. This lesbian character is just another clumsy attempt at growing up. It proves that while comic books are decades old, their mindset is still 15.

For the record, I do read comics from time to time, but I’m always struck by how much better they could be if the writers would just aim a little higher.

Later on the DC shill has this to say:

This is not just about having a gay character,” DiDio said. “We’re trying for overall diversity in the DC universe. We have strong African-American, Hispanic and Asian characters. We’re trying to get a better cross-section of our readership and the world.

Lame. If you create a character who’s hispanic because you want a hispanic character, then you are going about things the wrong way. You already tried that. Remeber El Dorado?

Make someone who’s interesting, and who’s different from the heroes we already have. If you do this, you’ll end up with a diverse cast in the end, and they won’t be a bunch of obvious plastic stereotypes. Get rid of that Affirmative Action mentality and just write us a good story about people. (With super powers.)

 


 

Who’s your DM?

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 31, 2006

Filed under: Tabletop Games 2 comments

Cineris has just discovered that this site is the #1 search result for “Cleric of Pelor”. That’s cool, although I’m going to take a wild guess and say that this is probably not one of those hot search queries.

It’s always funny when this happens. Once in a while my searches will take me to USSClueless or Lileks. If you don’t look at the address before you click, this can be disorienting. As in: Wait. Did I accidently switch to another window. No? Wow. Funny ending up here.

 


 

Yu Yu Hakusho

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 31, 2006

Filed under: Anime 41 comments

It’s time to admit what a fraud I am. I’ve been leading you all on, leaving you with the impression that I am a discriminating otaku with a taste for thoughtful, intelligent anime. It’s time to pull away the mask and admit that I’ve watched Yu Yu Hakusho. Specifically, I watched the 7-disc “Chapter Black” saga in just two sittings.

If Haibane Renmei is Masterpiece Theater, then Yu Yu Hakusho is Clown Midget Jello Wrestling. This is not top-shelf anime. It isn’t even bottom shelf. This is the sort of anime you take off the shelf and hide when friends come over so they don’t know you like it.

This is about the fourth time I’ve sat down to write about this series. Every time I try, it all comes out as a scathing review that tears the show apart and catalogues its many flaws. That isn’t really fair, since I couldn’t stop watching it.

The plot:

Yusuke Urameshi is a high school student who is also a “spirit detective”. He works for some people in “spirit world”, which is a heaven-ish sort of afterlife place. He’s called a detective, but he’s loud, profane, rude, and taken to punching things that annoy him, so he isn’t really much of a detective. The plot seems to be: Some powerful supernatural being threatens earth: Yusuke punches his way through his minions with much bravado and angst, and then faces the bad guy in a cataclysmic battle using energy blasts and intense shouting.

Why do I like this? I think I’ll cite Steven’s review of Dragonball Z:

OK, it’s trash. I know it’s trash. But it’s my kind of trash.

I couldn’t stop watching. At the end of one show it would really look like the team was screwed. How will they get out of this one? It strung me along to the end as the fighters stumbled from one frantic battle to the next.

It has all the classic cliche’s. The more desperate the situation, the stronger the heroes become. Foes love to tell the protagonists their super powers before a battle, making sure to mention their limitations, goals, how they got their powers, and what their weaknesses are. It’s disguised as trash talk, but it’s really just exposition delivered by yelling and / or maniacal laughter. Once the audience knows the rules, the combatants get to it and punch, kick, and energy-blast the ever-loving crap out of each other.

Admit it. You have a show you like as a guilty pleasure. A show you like even though you know better. C’mon. You know you do. What is it? Confess in the comments below. You’ll feel better, and so will I.

 


 
 

Public Service Announcement

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 31, 2006

Filed under: Rants 4 comments

Apparently a woman named Candy has been anxious to get some information to my readers. She’s so passionate about her message that she’s fighting to overcome near-illiteracy to get it out. Unfortunately, she left her comments on old posts where most of you won’t get to see them. She seems so intent on reaching you that I thought I would help the poor lass out by relaying her message to you myself.

Candy would like you to know that you can get che@p phenterm1ne, r1talin, v a l i u m, and zoIoft online, without needing a do.ct.or.s perscripti0n. This is great news to many of you, I’m sure.

She also provided some links, but I’m sure you can find all that stuff through Google.

(Sigh. Fine! I’ll install Akismet. Jerks.)

 


 

Graph of Twenty-Sided

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 30, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 1 comments

Only because everyone else is doing it.

This is a visualization of this site. (The only difference is that when this graph was built, the post you are reading wasn’t there.) Each dot represents some aspect of the page. Let’s see if we can decode what we’re looking at. According to the page that generated this, the colors are:

Legend
blue: for links (the A tag)
red: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)
green: for the DIV tag
violet: for images (the IMG tag)
yellow: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
orange: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
black: the HTML tag, the root node
gray: all other tags

So let’s try to map out these dots and see what they mean.

It’s pretty easy to tell that the top area is the sidebar. The sidebar is just a bullet list of links. This means they should look like a bunch of grey dots terminating with blue dots, which is exatcly what we see at the top. Sadly, we can’t tell the categories section from the archives, since both have exactly nine nodes right now. We can see the six-link node for Anime Sites. We see the three-link node for Geek Sites. The Read Me and Meta sections are also ambiguous, since both should have four nodes. The Search section is easy to spot. The input box is a form, and so the yellow dots clearly represent the Search area. The lone purple dot in this region is the dice roller.

At the top of every post is a little table I use to keep things lined up. So this should look like a red dot (the table) which leads to another red dot (the row) which forks off to two other red dots (the two cells of our table, the one with the icon and the one with the post title). One fork should lead to a blue dot (a link to the post category) and should then terminate at a purple dot (the category image). The other red dot should lead to three links – The post title permalink, the category link, and my name, which links to the “about me” page.

So, these little branches that start with a red dot represent post headers. I have the blog set to show at most ten posts, so we should see ten of these. Sure enough:

The black dot is the root of everything else, so the grey cluster next to it must be the HTML headers, since they don’t lead anywhere. We can also spot the stuff at the top of the website. The rotating dice image, the title of the page, and the random quote all appear within a table. It’s easy to spot the red dots that lead to a terminating purple dot.

The only unresolved thing is that cluster of 16 links at the bottom. What the heck is that?

The rest of the dots are individual posts, which aren’t going to follow any pattern, so I’m not going to try and unravel them.

Still this is a pretty cool way to look at the data.

One last note is that lots of people are taking these pictures and uploading them to Flickr. Have a look a the gallery.

LATER: I get it. That cluster of 16 links is my post blathering about the Lexicon Plugin, which was knocked off the front page by this one.