Diecast #375: Mailbag Desk Job

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 14, 2022

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It’s time for our twice-yearly ritual of clock-fiddling. Which means I once again have to go around the house and remember how each clock works. This usually involves holding down two or three needlessly stiff buttons, labeled in tiny print, using black-on-black color scheme, to manipulate the clock one hour in either direction. The analog clocks are generally easier to adjust but harder to reach.

At least I don’t lose an hour of sleep like most people. What a dumb system. Anyway, here’s a podcast about videogames…



Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode edited by Issac.
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FF12 Sightseeing Tour Part 9: Vocal Performances

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 11, 2022

Filed under: Retrospectives 73 comments

This week The Rocketeer takes us through the weird cul-de-sac that is the Eruyt Village. Rocky suggested that it’s two parts Ewok village and one part Lothlorian. To me it feels more like a mashup of Lothlorian and the  Playboy Mansion. Like the Playboy Mansion, the person in charge is an ancient creep that doesn’t want to talk to you if you’re not a supernaturally gorgeous underwear model.

This place is a mixed bag. I like that we have a little side-story about Fran. On the other hand, it sort of comes out of nowhere. And once it’s over she goes back to being a dull exposition dispenser with no agency. It’s a bit like the scene between Vaan and Ashe we talked about last week. Our characters don’t seem to have any arcs, or personal goals. Then out of nowhere we’ll get a little self-contained vignette to pique our interest. And then the moment ends and the characters go back to being static and stoic. In an ideal world, these moments would be spread out over the course of the game so that we can gradually get to know these people and cheer for them, and their arcs would unfold in tandem with the main plot. 

Once again, it feels like this writer knows how to tell a story. The ideas are there. These little moments show they know how to make characters that aren’t Basch interesting and likable. They know how to write a dialog scene. All of the big problems seem to be structural.

While the party travels to Henne Mines and back, let’s talk about the…

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Let’s Make a Spaceship Part 3: Back Up

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 10, 2022

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I sort of skipped a bunch of steps at the end of the last entry, because I was in a hurry to get to the point where we could see ships shooting at each other. But now that we’ve made it, let’s back up and talk about how we got here. Specifically, I’d like to respond to this comment

I really enjoy this kind of content – programming, explaining complex IDE type objects (I’ll probably never try Unity – I’m a back end natural language processing type guy – but it is fun to see someone else struggle with it). Looking at the GIF I’m sad there wasn’t a paragraph or two about how the lasers were added: was that hard? Does Unity have an “Add laser” button? I feel like it might. I also think that each ship must track some sort of hit points value, because I saw one of them get hit (oh to have a discussion about hit boxes, and how to determine if a laser is inside one or not – I remember two decades ago trying to code up hit detection code and there are lots of optimizations in that area) and then flame out and explode. Lots of complexity hiding behind that I suspect!

Unity doesn’t have an “add laser” button, but we can re-use the trick from last time to save ourselves a bit of work. 
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A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 9: Jungle Fever

By The Rocketeer Posted Wednesday Mar 9, 2022

Filed under: FFXII 70 comments

In the morning, Larsa is waiting to travel with us to Bur-Omisace. He mentions running off from his escort, so yes, it seems he really is sneaking out windows at night to engage in this skullduggery. There’s probably a crowd of Judges getting their shit wrecked in Zertinan Caverns, where he purposely led them to get eaten by skulwyrms. Ashe is willing to travel there with him, but says she hasn’t quite made up her mind yet about what to do once there; it will take some convincing along the way to set her on one path or the other.Not the last time this will be the premise of our journeys. But Larsa has an ace up his sleeve, and tantalizes the princess— and the player— by revealing another reason he wanted her to come to Bur-Omisace: to meet someone, “both friend and enemy,” but he coyly refuses to say anymore until they get there.

Our cast dynamics in tableau: Ashe and Basch together, staring ahead; Balthier and Fran together, looking askance at the youths; Larsa gazing at Penelo gawking at Vaan acting a fool.
Our cast dynamics in tableau: Ashe and Basch together, staring ahead; Balthier and Fran together, looking askance at the youths; Larsa gazing at Penelo gawking at Vaan acting a fool.

Well, successful troll is successful, and half the party goes traipsing back to Ozmone at his well-shod heels. Meanwhile, Basch hangs back with Han and Chewie. Basch points out that Mount Bur-Omisace is in the Jagd Ramooda, and thus they have nothing to fear from Imperial air power once there.

Balthier grabs him by his fool shoulders and screams, “What the fuck do Dalmascans have against paying some goddamn attention?!” And, shaking him like an idiot child, adds, “Do you not remember last week? When exactly what you just said totally fucking happened? To us? THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED!”

Fran, as always, merely stands wordlessly by, likely offended someone else would try to deal exposition or geography trivia to her, while her keen viera senses are ruffled by the shifting of a fate now viciously tempted.

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Resident Evil 5 #5: Will You Be My Valentine?

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 8, 2022

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I think I’m finally getting the hang of this game, which means it’s time for the series to come to an end. Tonight at 7pm, Chris and I will be streaming the finale of this game. To really understand the ending, please watch this clip of the Red Letter Media Crew watching the end of Resident Evil: Afterlife. It’s three minutes and twenty seconds of concentrated joy / insanity.

In any case, I hope to see you there tonight. Here is the VOD from last week:

The Jill reveal is actually a huge relief for me. The first 4/5ths of this game gives us the following setup:
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Diecast #374: No Man’s Leftover Meatloaf

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 7, 2022

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I have a No Man’s Sky rant for you this week. Yes, I realize I’ve cooked you this dish before. Yes, I’m aware that you’d prefer something novel instead of leftovers from 2016. Like I said on the show, we really need another procgen space game because I’m going to lose my mind if I keep coming back to NMS in search of what I want.



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FF12 Sightseeing Tour Part 8: The Protagonist Conversation

By Shamus Posted Friday Mar 4, 2022

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This week Rocketeer talks about Vaan’s scene with the princess. Which means it’s time for us to have “the protagonist conversation” about Final Fantasy XII. To be honest, I hate this conversation. It’s an unproductive time-sink, and there are always a handful of people willing to argue about it until the internet runs out of storage space.

The argument begins when someone complains about the apparent protagonist of a game with an ensemble cast. Maybe they’re boring, unlikable, inert, or they have no personal stakes in the plot. So the critic will say so:

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