Eh! Steve! Spider-Man: No Way Home

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 29, 2022

Filed under: Diecast 55 comments

On Thursday night I sat down with Chris and Steve and we did a podcast on Spider-Man: No Way Home. 

For those of you who just want the health update: Surgery is over. I’m recovering nicely. If all goes well, then in about 2 weeks my health should really improve. I’ll have more details later.

I did this podcast because it was a nice low-effort way to produce some content and let everyone hear that I’m doing OK. In this podcast We talked Spider-Man, and I also give my 1-minute review of THE BATMAN.

 

 


 

A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 16: Black Hole Sun-Cryst

By The Rocketeer Posted Wednesday Apr 27, 2022

Filed under: FFXII 62 comments

I’d like to review just exactly what happened on our trip to the Pharos.

Settle in.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 16: Black Hole Sun-Cryst”

 


 

The Creativity Gradient

By Shamus Posted Monday Apr 25, 2022

Filed under: Personal 59 comments

I’ve spent a lot of the last two weeks thinking about creativity and motivation. As my health has deteriorated, my behavior has shifted from high-creativity tasks to low-creativity ones.

Below are some example behaviors. At the top of the list are the high-creativity tasks that require lots of mental power, and at the bottom are uncreative pursuits for when I’m operating in Zombie Mode.

  1. Programming.
  2. Writing about programming.
  3. Writing about something else complex: Industry trends, project management, worldbuilding, studio management, and so on.
  4. Writing about personal stuff that doesn’t require any research.
  5. Writing rants about stuff that grinds my gears.
  6. Reading articles about the gaming industry and technology.
  7. Playing a new or challenging game.
  8. Playing a familiar game.
  9. Watching a new movie that requires me to pay attention to follow the action.
  10. Playing Minecraft or one of my other “comfort food” games.
  11. Watching a dumb movie that doesn’t ask much of you, or offer much in return.
  12. Watching a familiar movie or show that I already enjoy.
  13. Watching short-formLess than 15 minutes? YouTube video essays.
  14. Watching 5-minute skits, memes, gags, highlight reels, and other content that doesn’t require any thought or context.
  15. Scrolling Reddit.
  16. Scrolling Reddit and skipping everything that takes more than 5 seconds to digest.

I’m used to spending most of my week in the top 8, pumping out #content and consuming articles that will later become grist for the mill. But over the last few weeks I notice that I’ve been spending more and more time in the bottom half of the list. The article you’re reading now marks the first time in days that I’ve escaped the bottom 3.

I’m not suffering or anything. I’m probably doing great, all things considered. But I really do miss that constant surge of creative energy.

 

 


 

A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 15: Pokémon: Crystal Version -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cryst

By The Rocketeer Posted Wednesday Apr 20, 2022

Filed under: FFXII 61 comments

Atop the Pharos, Ashe stands in awe of the Sun-Cryst, holding the Treaty-Blade in one hand and the Sword of Kings in the other.Very unsubtle visual storytelling, just like in the Stilshrine. Vaan passive-aggressively pushes her to destroy the crystal here and now, but she flatly tells him to shut his pansy ass up.

I like Ashe.
I like Ashe.

Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, she raises the Treaty-Blade high into the air. The blade radiates light, the seas boil, and the sky shakes, the Sun-Cryst exuding incredible mist in concurrence as fiery, angelic apparitions fly about.

This would seem to be a pretty damn clear statement of intent on Ashe’s part, so I guess we know what Ivalice is in for… Until Rasler appears one more time before her, and she completely loses her shit at him. Nevermind the fact that she should have figured out by now that this is definitely not Rasler, but an illusion meant to twist her emotions. She accuses him of wanting her to use the nethicite and destroy the Empire, to which she emphatically cries, “I cannot!”

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 15: Pokémon: Crystal Version -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cryst”

 


 

Diecast Unplugged #9: Future Avengers

By Shamus Posted Monday Apr 18, 2022

Filed under: Diecast 93 comments

One of the silver linings of the pandemic has been an overall reduction in the number of seasonal illnesses I’ve had to contend with. Thanks to the additional hygiene, staying indoors, and the mask-wearing, most run-of-the-mill infections never really stood a chance. I’ve enjoyed a nice long stretch of time without a cold or flu popping up to ruin my day.

Well, the streak had to end eventually. I managed to catch something and spent most of last week with chills, coughing swamp water out of my lungs. I’m on the mend now, but I wasn’t in a position to record a Diecast at the time.

Here are a few things that would have been featured on the show if I’d done one: Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Diecast Unplugged #9: Future Avengers”

 


 

A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 14: To the Peak

By The Rocketeer Posted Wednesday Apr 13, 2022

Filed under: FFXII 60 comments

Once in the courtyard of the tower, the gate shuts behind us and the party is attacked by some sort of gray-brown smear on the floor. At least, that’s what it was after the battle; I didn’t get a very good look at it beforehand, and it’s existence had no bearing on anything. I do have to ask: are we not officially ‘in’ with the Occuria at this point? If Ashe and her cronies all get eaten by a giant tortoise on the way up the Pharos, what’s the Occuria’s backup plan? Do they have any other fallen heirs of the Dynast-King to half-manipulate into preventing their traitor from assuming absolute power over Ivalician affairs? Sure, they need some way to verify it’s us climbing the Pharos and not some very lucky shipwrecked Seeq, but the door to the Pharos’ interior doesn’t even open until the Dynast-King’s heir stands in front of it, so you’d think that would be a system they could rely upon.

Fran neglects to mention how she knows the age of the message. I mean, everyone should already know because all the structures on the island are clearly ancient, but maybe radiocarbon dating is yet another unadvertised feature of the viera olfactory facilities.
Fran neglects to mention how she knows the age of the message. I mean, everyone should already know because all the structures on the island are clearly ancient, but maybe radiocarbon dating is yet another unadvertised feature of the viera olfactory facilities.

Standing before the entrance, the party stops to examine a message carved into the wall. Fran says it looks very old before reading it, but it seems the last 1,100 years has done little indeed to change the written word of Ivalice, because the grammar, spelling and diction are all indistinguishable from the party’s own. That’s lucky; if I found a note written by King Arthur in 1100 AD’s Middle English, I’d be pretty well fucked.The message is actually written in English, merely with a stylized font. The words with double letters stand out easily, in particular the signature, “In Blood, Raithwall.” Check the double-L by Fran’s elbow in the image above. The Galteans make the Al Bhed look like expert cryptographers.

The note starts off, and I’m paraphrasing here, “This tower is tall.” Eureka. Then it sermonizes for a bit: “He without power, want it not; He with power, trust it not; He with sight, heed it not. Rend illusion; cut the true path.” Ashe is content to space out and pick her nose until Fran reads that it was signed by Raithwall himself. Wait, so Raithwall thought the whole, “Hey we’re the gods, we’ll give you nukes since you’re fucking aces in our book,” deal was sort of sketchy, too? And he still went on to found a four-hundred-year golden age followed by seven hundred more years of relative peace that we’re only now just shitting up? Let’s never take that into consideration, okay, Ashe? Awesome, you’re the best.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 14: To the Peak”

 


 

Stolen Pixels #226: Chime Chime Chime

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Apr 12, 2022

Filed under: Random 26 comments

Here is another comic from 2010. A lot of my old comics are dated and not worth revisiting, but a few are probably good enough to rescue. Let me know if there are any in particular that you remember and would like to see again.
Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Stolen Pixels #226: Chime Chime Chime”