Tomb Raider Underworld Reviews

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 1, 2008

Filed under: Video Games 54 comments

In a phone call from publisher Eidos to a game review site:

If you're planning on reviewing Tomb Raider Underworld at less than an 8.0, we need you to hold your review till Monday.

They (Eidos) came out later and tried to put a good face on things, which was a fumbling attempt to convince us we didn’t see what we just saw. I mean, who are you going to believe, us, or what we said yesterday?

Just that we're trying to get the Metacritic rating to be high, and the brand manager in the US that's handling all of Tomb Raider has asked that we just manage the scores before the game is out, really, just to ensure that we don't put people off buying the game, basically.

That is to say: We would just like the reviewers to hold off doing their jobs until we can fleece their readers.

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XKCD – Sleet

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 1, 2008

Filed under: Links 28 comments

Today’s XKCD hits home for me:

I mean, I can barely hear myself complaining about Battlestar Galactica.

My wife is actually a good sport about it, though. Actually, I guess all of you are.

Did you know that the upcoming PC version of Dragon Age: Origins is going to require a sample of human blood before the game will launch? I heard the collector’s edition comes with a special “dragon’s tooth” thumbtack just for this purpose. Their original plan called for the blood of a virgin girl under the age of 17, but they backed off from that and will now accept blood from anyone.

Yay freedom! Let the reconciliation begin.

 


 

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

By Shamus Posted Saturday Nov 29, 2008

Filed under: Movies 63 comments


Link (YouTube)

Dear Internet,

You have gone too far. I will get you for this.

Love, Shamus

 


 

Stolen Pixels #42: Growing Pains

By Shamus Posted Friday Nov 28, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

Thus ends my Fallout 3 series. Hope you liked it, even if you didn’t like Fallout 3.

 


 

Happy Thanksgiving

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 27, 2008

Filed under: Notices 16 comments

Thankful for: A day off. Whew.

I’m not so much looking forward to tomorrow, national Take Stuff for Granted Day.

For those that are celebrating, I hope you have a great one.

 


 

Worst Rule Ever

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Nov 26, 2008

Filed under: Tabletop Games 191 comments

I’ve already made it clear which rule I think is the most annoying in tabletop gaming. (Aside from the rules preventing me from hitting other people at the table.) But I haven’t played that many game systems, and I have never sampled the gaming systems of yesteryear. Certainly there are worse out there.

Topic for discussion: The worst rule you’ve ever encountered. Perhaps it breaks immersion. Or starts fights. Or unbalances the game. Or leads to excessive paperwork. Or it’s just, you know, stupid. Please identify the worst rule “ever”, and why it ruins the fun.

I’m very interested to hear the responses. Yes, I’m sure this is a terrific idea for a discussion and won’t lead to any flame wars or rancorous debate. I mean, this is the internet, and everyone is so nice here, right?

If you need me, I’ll be in my bunker until this thread blows over.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #41: Pick a Perk

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 25, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

My latest strip pokes some fun at the perks in Fallout 3, but it’s really a vehicle for a question about why PC games are dumbed down (simplified) for consoles.