Good Robot: The Lost Trailer

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Apr 12, 2016

Filed under: Good Robot 56 comments

So sometimes ideas don’t pan out. This is one of those cases:


Link (YouTube)

Looking at the feedback on YouTube, I can see there’s a divide between, “This joke totally made sense to me” and “This was awkward and dumb”. Maybe that would be tolerable for an early teaser, but when it comes to a launch trailer you want clarity and a wide appeal.

A common complaint was that the stock footage of robots conflicted with the in-game footage. That’s true, although I don’t know how that could be fixed. For the first half of the trailer you need slow-paced shots. There’s only so many slow pans you can do over the Good Robot, and there’s no way you can fill 40 seconds with that. The game doesn’t have a supporting cast or dialog scenes, which is what you’d use for the slow build in the first half of the trailer.

Maybe that should have clued me in that this idea was flawed and unworkable, but… I dunno. I’ve had a lot of projects that began with a single fun idea and were fuzzy on the details. DM of the Rings is a good example of something that began half-formed and then came together later during production. Sometimes when you’ve got an idea you have to run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

 


 

Diecast #148: XCom 2, Factorio, Good Robot Launch

By Shamus Posted Monday Apr 11, 2016

Filed under: Diecast 103 comments

Behold! A spectacle unseen on the internet: Three guys talking about videogames for an hour! Be stupefied as we unleash outlandish opinions such as “I really like a thing” and “This other thing isn’t at all to my liking”. Tell your friends!



Direct link to this episode.

Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus.

Episode edited by Issac.

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Lord of the Rings Online #7: Ledger Legendarium

By Shamus Posted Sunday Apr 10, 2016

Filed under: Shamus Plays 13 comments

If you remember from last time, Uncle Filbert blundered into the heart of the brigand stronghold and said rude things to them. Instead of gutting him, they took his handkerchief and sent him home. For some reason, I’ve agreed to help him get it back. Maybe I’m being nice to him because he’s a fellow Hobbit. Maybe I’m just an incredible idiot.

Getting to the handkerchief thieves is not easy. I have to go deep into the bandit-infested woods. I have to kill more than a few ruffians on the way.

At last I reach the ruins where they are holding Filbert’s frilly nose-blowing aid. This place is going to be a tough nut to crack…

Yow.  Most of the guys on this side of the woods are a few levels above me.
Yow. Most of the guys on this side of the woods are a few levels above me.

These lot look like hardened criminals.

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Rutskarn’s GMinars: Introduction

By Rutskarn Posted Saturday Apr 9, 2016

Filed under: Tabletop Games 66 comments

When I got the chance to design and run my first Dungeons and Dragons adventure, I spent more time on it than I did any twenty of my grade-school assignments that year. The document I eventually completed was a rambling ill-stapled mess, an exhaustively plotted town and desert fort and disjointed prophecy cobbled from equal parts book materials and doodles and random numbers. I’m not sure which I understood less about going in–my own setting, the principles of storytelling, or absolutely any of the game’s rules.

Things didn’t get any smoother when I ran it. As my uncle obligingly delved the dungeon I’d made, I stammered through area descriptions, second-guessed the bizarre layout, and struggled to figure out who hit (and how hard) every single time we touched the dice. Eventually the game rattled and rambled to its abrupt conclusion and boss battle–a skeleton giant (probably based on King Leoric) inexplicably standing guard outside the goblin fort. Waiting, apparently, for my uncle to come out and duel it.

Well, my uncle didn’t. He saw the massive skeleton, shut the door, and barred it. Which puzzled me–what the hell was I supposed to do about him not engaging the boss battle? That didn’t happen in Diablo. Why hadn’t I planned for this?

I wish I could say that was my genius moment of inspiration. Nope. My narration was that by the time he did open the door, much later, a sandstorm had blown the skeleton boss apart and scattered his bones. And so concluded my first-ever session.

You can do better than that.

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Good Robot and the Chaos of Feedback

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 8, 2016

Filed under: Notices 77 comments

People are playing Good Robot WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON STEAM BECAUSE I’M SURE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS LINK TEN TIMES THIS WEEK ALREADY and for the most part people seem to be enjoying it. We’re getting lots of feedback, which is also good. However, the feedback is complete chaos.

I’m getting feedback and bug reports via email. And on Twitter. And on the announcement post. And in the hangout post. And on the bounty post. And on the Steam forums for the game. And then some people are contacting Arvind. It’s chaos.

This is our fault. We never gave people a fixed point of contact, so people are just defaulting to whatever is the most convenient at the moment. In our defense, Arvind has never released a game attached to a blog / personality like this one, and I’ve never released any game ever.

So for the sake of my sanity, we need to funnel all the feedback into one place. And that place is the Steam forums. That way people with similar issues can share information. That will give us a single place to go when trying to figure out which issues are the most common or pressing. Also, the Steam forums are much better for discussions that might run for weeks of back-and-forth, trial-and-error troubleshooting, since there’s no way for you to know I’ve replied to you in an old comment here on the blog.

Of course, you’re still welcome to criticize and complain here on the blog. Armchair game design is kind of what we do around here, and if I can spend the better part of a year painstakingly dumping on every facet of Mass Effect, then it would be crazy to declare my own game off-limits. If something bugs you or you just want to say how you would have done something differently, then by all means: Have at you.

But if you aren’t just making conversation and you actually want your feedback to influence the upcoming patches, then please post your feedback to the Good Robot discussion on Steam. I’m sorry if that’s not super-convenient. I’m sure many of you have never even bothered with the Steam forums. Frankly, I don’t like it over there. The spelling is bad, the grammar is worse, the color scheme is dark, and nobody ever answers my questions anyway. But it really is best way for us to respond in a coherent manner.

We have meetings twice a week, and now that the game is out a big part of that meeting is going to be going over the list of complaints, crashes, concerns, grievances, vendettas, and angry rants about how the sawblade gun is totally bullshit and why is that even in the game are you kidding me. While I read every comment on the site, the other members of the team do not.

Also – and I realize you know this already because you’re smart and articulate, but I’m saying so anyway as a formality – please make your topic titles as descriptive as possible. “Crash” is bad. “Crash when changing levels” is much more useful. “Strange bug” is bad. “Can’t fire secondary weapons on Tuesday” is better. “Game is unbalanced” is (probably) bad, while “Weapon prices are unbalanced” is much better. Be specific. Look for similar posts before posting, because one long thread where ten people report X is far more likely to catch our attention than ten single-post topics that all seem to be sort of X-ish.

Our plan is to fix the worst bugs right away. I don’t have a timetable for a patch yet. We have ten or so fixes done already, but we need to work out where we want to draw the line between “stuff that needs to be in the first patch” and “stuff that can wait”.

Thanks for your patience. The sawblade is bullshit.

 


 

Good Robot Achievement Bounty

By Arvind Raja Yadav Posted Friday Apr 8, 2016

Filed under: Good Robot 158 comments

When we first thought of putting hats in Good Robot, it made sense to tie in a few achievements to them. After all, people like hats and achievements â€" combining them was a surefire way to video game stardom.

As it turns out, a couple of those achievements are slightly difficult to obtain. And by slightly I mean so difficult that nobody outside of the dev team has done it yet. The achievements I'm talking about are:

For reference, you lose your hat if you get hit by an enemy. Yep.
For reference, you lose your hat if you get hit by an enemy. Yep.

We don't want these achievements stay un-achieved forever. To encourage you to go out there and get these bad boys, we're putting a bounty on them. Be warned, this challenge is not for the faint of heart.

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Mass Effect Retrospective 42: A Thoughtless Coup

By Shamus Posted Thursday Apr 7, 2016

Filed under: Mass Effect 163 comments

I know the last two entries distracted from the main plot of the game to talk about Cerberus. This is fitting, since Cerberus is itself a distraction from the main plot of the game.

But now it’s time to pick up where we left off:

A Bloodless Coup

You know how some people play Hitman WRONG? Like, they just load up on guns and wander around shooting everyone, hoping sooner or later they'll come across their target? Apparently that's how Cerberus does assassinations.
You know how some people play Hitman WRONG? Like, they just load up on guns and wander around shooting everyone, hoping sooner or later they'll come across their target? Apparently that's how Cerberus does assassinations.

Cerberus has invaded the Citadel, shot all the civiliansBecause otherwise how would we know they’re the bad guys? and are trying to kill the Galactic Council. Kai Leng shows up and does some ninja flips, Shepard acts like a dumbass in several consecutive cutscenes, and at the end you end up in a standoff with Kashley, having yet another argument about trust.

I know everyone wants to pounce on Kai Leng and talk about him, but let’s put him off for now, because there are a lot of other things going on in these cutscenes.

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