DM of the Rings Remaster XXX: Misunderstandings Abound

By Bay Posted Sunday Jul 30, 2023

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This one has a bit of an in-joke in the second panel. The phrase, “Why is nobody ever glad to see us?!” was uttered in varying forms quite often during our campaigns.

I often tried to speak in Tolkienesque form when roleplaying some ruler or other important NPC, although the effort was usually wasted because of the misunderstandings it caused. The players would ask me to translate (or Bogan would translate) so I ended up switching to plain English anyway.

The conversations would sound like this:


SOME BIG IMPORTANT DUKE OR WHATEVER: Long has it been since these halls have seen the champions of Greymoor. Have you come now to make good on your oath?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: Ummmm…

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

BOGAN: He’s saying it’s been a long time since we were here and he wants to know if we’ve done that job for him yet.

SKEEVE: It’s on our to-do list.

SBIDOW: So why do you trouble my gatekeeper? Have you come to request some new boon while your old debt remains unpaid?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: ?

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

BOGAN: He’s saying we better not ask him for anything until we do that job.

SKEEVE: I hate this guy.

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

THORDEK: What did he want us to do again?

–  Shamus,  Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

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Sims 4 Overthinking: The 8th Graders

By Bay Posted Friday Jul 28, 2023

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The year is now 2012. This is the moment that I realize I’ve made Logan just a few years younger than myself. He turns 12 as the year does (or close to it, anyway) just like my younger brother Peter did when he hit 12. This makes keeping track of time relatively easy, thank god.

Lottie’s BookNook has had some shockingly successful months, three to be exact, since they opened. Michael and Kelly had imagined a steady stream of cost or income which they would find once their store had been open a year. They assumed that once open it would be clear if they would enjoy a little boost from it, or an ongoing cost they’d have to budget for. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case. Some months the shop feels like a consistent bleed of money, and some they get an exciting little payout. Annoyingly, it doesn’t ever line up with when they expect the highs and lows to be.  A popular book comes out and they expect more traffic, but the mall has it for cheaper and the wholesale price for a store barely makes it worth carrying. A month is supposed to be bad and then a regular D&D group rent the place every Friday night for two months. They get used to the group and appreciate the people they bring in, and then the party stops meeting because someone went to college and someone else got a new job.
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Wednesday Action Log 7-26-23

By Issac Young Posted Wednesday Jul 26, 2023

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This week I am still playing a bit of Risk of Rain 2 but I’m now also playing a bit of Terraria and Phasmophobia while waiting for Phasmaphobia to update and Risk of Rain returns to release.

What are you guys up to?

 


 

An Experiment in Retrogaming

By Paige Francis Posted Monday Jul 24, 2023

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Let’s pretend you know me, already. It’s possible a handful of you do, at least a little; I’ve been around here before. Although not actively for quite a while. But all that will be taken care of in a different post. Probably. But as far as intros, the important thing is that I am approaching this from a Gen-X POV, because I’m Gen-X. I’m from that meaty part of Gen-X born right before the “greed is good” era when families still trended closer to two kids, down from the Baby Boom peak of three kids, but well before the drop reached the “less than one kid” point. So yeah. But anyway…RETROGAMING.

To borrow a phrase from the “Well There’s Your Problem” Podcast, first we must ask ourselves, “What is Retrogaming?”

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DM of the Rings Remaster XXIX: Organizational Skills a Plus!

By Bay Posted Sunday Jul 23, 2023

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In any large prewritten campaign, the DM is bound to read the wrong bit of dialog sooner or later. Sometimes it’s easier to cover up than others. Sometimes it’s impossible. In these cases it can be a great relief when you realize nobody was listening to you anyway.

–  Shamus,  Monday Nov 13, 2006

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Sims 4 Overthinking: Lottie’s BookNook

By Bay Posted Friday Jul 21, 2023

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Time gets the better of our couple for a good while. The year they renovate the new entryway, ‘taking a month off’ turns into six months, turns into a year, turns into things just feeling normal. Logan hits double digits, the big one-zero, ten years old, and it’s like Michael and Kelly blink in unison, and realize all at once how much time has passed. The ‘bookstore’ portion of their house has turned into an accidental playroom. The weird open floor plan upstairs just became a big living room, and they’ve forgotten to do the next steps.

The year is now 2010, and the question of if a bookstore is a good idea crosses both Kelly and Michael’s minds. The conversation they have about it is awkward and clunky, because each thinks the other is going to shoot the idea down. Surely, their intelligent and loving partner isn’t going to swing for the idea of a bookstore when the demographic is clearly turning to digital media…

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The Game Store

By Bay Posted Thursday Jul 20, 2023

Filed under: Epilogue 137 comments

I’ve taken a year to think about this, because it’s a huge topic with too much nuance for one person.

Guys, it’s time I tell you.

I disagreed with my dad’s moderation style.

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