An Experiment in Retrogaming: Backward Compatible Consoles

By Paige Francis Posted Monday Aug 7, 2023

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Remember that time Nintendo released a console named after an embarrassing bodily function? Remember that time everybody was laughing at Nintendo for thinking handheld motion controls were the future of console gaming? Remember when Nintendo followed up their hit GameCube console with…two GameCubes taped together?

The “success” of a console can only be judged in context and with understanding; there are very few absolutes. The Wii did some important things, but only lasted five years…half of the hardware generation it was part of. It was replaced with the WiiU, which only lasted five years as well, and was basically a trial run for what would become the “Switch,” Nintendo’s actual next-gen console. The WiiU was technically a “better” system than the Wii, but is generally considered a lesser success. Our interest in the WiiU is because it actually has the ability to play every Nintendo console that preceded its release.

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DM of the Rings Remaster XXXI: Familiar Lamentations

By Bay Posted Sunday Aug 6, 2023

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Players are always in a hurry to reach town. Once there, they will be in even more of a hurry to leave.

–  Shamus, Friday Nov 17, 2006

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Sims 4 Overthinking: David

By Bay Posted Friday Aug 4, 2023

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Lottie’s BookNook is a modest success. It’s not lines down the block or somewhere people drive to go see, but completely empty afternoons are rarer than full ones. Kids 12 to 16 come in and pool their money together to rent the Wii for a few hours to play Super Smash Brothers. They’ve gotten requests to sell manga and anime art books, and fulfilling that request gives them another little bump in activity. Manga isn’t yet the easiest thing to get in their area of the world, it will be soon, but for now the couple is jumping through some hoops to get it. Kitchen Princess, Naruto, and Bleach are their main sells, because they’re some of the easier to stock, but they start to get kids asking about renting the books instead. Manga is expensive and the current main demographic for it isn’t old enough to have money to buy. The library doesn’t have manga yet, and it’s leaving the BookNook as the only outlet to get it. They begin a rental system. For $3 the kids can rent any book for a week, with a surcharge if they get damaged in any way.

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Wednesday Action Log 8-2-23

By Issac Young Posted Wednesday Aug 2, 2023

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This week I am playing Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord. I am also playing Marvel’s Spider-Man remastered. I don’t know what I’m doing in Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord, but I’m having a good time; I’ve recently discovered smithing, and so far I’m enjoying the mechanic.

What are you guys up to?

 


 

An Experiment in Retrogaming 1.5: This is getting complicated…

By Paige Francis Posted Monday Jul 31, 2023

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So at this point, I had an HP Laptop with RetroArch for 8-bit and 16-bit emulation, and a Wii for GameCube games. I had wanted to keep this as simple as possible, but two systems isn’t really a problem. Except it’s not two systems. This puts me at three systems, actually; because I already had Sony games taken care of. I didn’t mention that before. And arguably, PlayStation and Xbox emulation are really at the heart of a lot of what I want to play. Complicating the issue is that Microsoft *REALLY* doesn’t like backward compatibility. Sony seems to play this weird moving target game. And Nintendo really is just as bad as Sony, if not worse…but they left a couple of big caveats out in public.

And on top of all that, I really don’t want to do this:

YouTuber MetalJesusRocks' Game Room. 50+ Systems, 7000+ Games
YouTuber MetalJesusRocks' Game Room. 50+ Systems, 7000+ Games

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DM of the Rings Remaster XXX: Misunderstandings Abound

By Bay Posted Sunday Jul 30, 2023

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This one has a bit of an in-joke in the second panel. The phrase, “Why is nobody ever glad to see us?!” was uttered in varying forms quite often during our campaigns.

I often tried to speak in Tolkienesque form when roleplaying some ruler or other important NPC, although the effort was usually wasted because of the misunderstandings it caused. The players would ask me to translate (or Bogan would translate) so I ended up switching to plain English anyway.

The conversations would sound like this:


SOME BIG IMPORTANT DUKE OR WHATEVER: Long has it been since these halls have seen the champions of Greymoor. Have you come now to make good on your oath?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: Ummmm…

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

BOGAN: He’s saying it’s been a long time since we were here and he wants to know if we’ve done that job for him yet.

SKEEVE: It’s on our to-do list.

SBIDOW: So why do you trouble my gatekeeper? Have you come to request some new boon while your old debt remains unpaid?

SKEEVE: Huh?

THORDEK: ?

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

BOGAN: He’s saying we better not ask him for anything until we do that job.

SKEEVE: I hate this guy.

THUFIR: Zzzzzzz…

THORDEK: What did he want us to do again?

–  Shamus,  Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

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Sims 4 Overthinking: The 8th Graders

By Bay Posted Friday Jul 28, 2023

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The year is now 2012. This is the moment that I realize I’ve made Logan just a few years younger than myself. He turns 12 as the year does (or close to it, anyway) just like my younger brother Peter did when he hit 12. This makes keeping track of time relatively easy, thank god.

Lottie’s BookNook has had some shockingly successful months, three to be exact, since they opened. Michael and Kelly had imagined a steady stream of cost or income which they would find once their store had been open a year. They assumed that once open it would be clear if they would enjoy a little boost from it, or an ongoing cost they’d have to budget for. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case. Some months the shop feels like a consistent bleed of money, and some they get an exciting little payout. Annoyingly, it doesn’t ever line up with when they expect the highs and lows to be.  A popular book comes out and they expect more traffic, but the mall has it for cheaper and the wholesale price for a store barely makes it worth carrying. A month is supposed to be bad and then a regular D&D group rent the place every Friday night for two months. They get used to the group and appreciate the people they bring in, and then the party stops meeting because someone went to college and someone else got a new job.
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