HP = Horrible Pcomputers

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 2, 2007

Filed under: Rants 42 comments

Pixy shares his experiences of using an HP computer.

Let us not forget Ubu Roi and his HP adventures. Steven tells a now-familiar tale about his HP. And I never miss a chance to link back to my own personal trials with the demon-infused box of madness that is HP Pavillion.

The folks at HP really are horrible people. Those machines spread a lot of misery. I can’t say enough bad things about them. What sickens me is that churning out crap for years on end doesn’t seem to have hurt their reputation. I do what I can here to inform people as a low-grade form of revenge, but it’s not like my efforts will ever cause any distress for the people responsible, which is the only thing that would really give me any sort of satisfaction.

 


 

DM of the Rings XCV:
You Could Get a Splinter

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 2, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 121 comments

Dryads are sexy.
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You Could Get a Splinter”

 


 

My last post

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 2, 2007

Filed under: Links 17 comments

Jay tagged me to participate this this meme. The idea is thus: Bloggers: The blogosphere is coming to an end. You have one last post. What is it going to be? What is the final summary of your blog? What is the one last gem that you want to leave with your readers? Urban Monk, the originator of the meme, is also bribing us by promising to donate to charity based on participation, but I wouldn’t be doing this if it didn’t amuse me.

So here it is, my final post, my secret revealed:

hi stupids who wastid all your time reedin this lame sight for all this years i cant believe u fell 4 it. i was never a good righter i just have a good spell chekar and say stupid stuff and everybody laugh your all so dumb to fall for it while i was busy laffin at you for reading this dumb site and my comic. i stole all my jokes from OOTS and screenshots from the movies i pirated and you thot i was funny. ha ha jokes on u. i used all the $$$ i made from u clickin on my goggle ads and boght a huge hummer and now im gonna drive around the contry at 30mph so next time your stuck in trafic thank of me ha ha!

i cant belief u thot i leik those stupid RPG games and anime its so gay. thanks for cliking on my ads suckers oh yeah please click a few more times i want 2 get a tv instaled on the dashboard so i can play halo while ur stuck behind me lol.

I’m not going to tag anyone. If writing a “last post” tickles your fancy, then please go for it. It’s for a good cause. (My hummer.)

 


 

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones: Ending

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 1, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 19 comments

After heaping shame on the game because I wasn’t ready to work for the ending, I realized someone probably already had it on YouTube. Sure enough:

Spoilers. (Duh.)
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Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 1, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 34 comments

Wherein I lambast a beloved and well-reviewed game. Read on for my own special brand of heresy…

I loved Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. It was an incredible game with great characters, a fun story, and excellent gameplay. It would have been a brutal, merciless slog of instant-death jumping puzzles if not for the key feature that made me love the game: You can rewind the last five seconds or so of action, letting you correct a missed jump or bad step without enduring the punishment of replaying the entire level over from the start.

The pace of the game is much to my liking. Instead of a mad dash, the game lets you pause and check out the scenery, admire the view, and puzzle your way through as to how in the heck you can ascend some massive crumbling tower or descend into a deep chasm without breaking your neck. Can I make that jump? Looks pretty far. I’ll try it. If I misjudge, I’ll rewind and look for another way. It was a game which encouraged experimentation instead of punishing it. In a perfect world this sort of thing would be the rule, not the exception.

This weekend I finished with the (second) sequel, Prince of Persia: Two Thrones

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The Latest Technology

By Shamus Posted Monday Apr 30, 2007

Filed under: Movies 15 comments

In 1939, even animation studios looked like factories. The job must have been hard on the back.

That poor guy, hammering away for hours to make a couple of seconds of wobbly video. Imagine if you could sit him down in front of a PC and show him Flash. A week of work in twenty minutes.

 


 

DM of the Rings XCIV:
For The Shorties

By Shamus Posted Monday Apr 30, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 101 comments

Merry & Pippin are back.
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For The Shorties”