Theme Changes

By Shamus Posted Sunday Sep 20, 2009

Filed under: Notices 76 comments

A few notes on some housekeeping changes here. Sorry to bore you with non-entertainment content, but I’d rather say this once in a post than a half dozen times in email:

I’ve updated the site theme. Quotation boxes should now have more than 40 characters across, and the home link on the top should now actually link to home.

On the downside, I had to remove the neutral and evil themes for now. Sorry about that. About two years ago we had an interesting thread talking about why some people prefer black backgrounds and some people prefer white. At the time I thought it was due to environment (lighting) or hardware (size and brightness of your screen) but after reading what people said I’m now confident that different people just work differently.

It came down to a choice between Super Cache (which I need in place if I don’t want the site to go down when I get links from a really big site) and the theme switcher. They were not compatible and the theme switcher wouldn’t work properly for people who never left comments. (That is, a vast majority of visitors.) It IS possible to make the two work together, but not without writing the plugin myself. A caching plugin is a large and complex task, and I’m not up for that level of project at the moment. This isn’t a problem that can be sorted out with just a couple of hours of hacking, anyway.

As an olive branch to the dark background fans, I’ve altered the default theme so that it’s a couple of shades away from pure white. Hopefully this will make it less painful for you to read. This change in experimental, and might change again based on feedback. I’d like for the site to be just right for everyone, but we can’t have that. So the goal now is for something we can all live with.

Feedback on the theme and site behavior welcome.

EDIT: I said in the comments below:

Additional: I just realized that to integrate theme-switching with super-caching I'd also have to re-write my dice roller, since it needs different images for white and black, and those would need to be controlled by the CSS.
 


 

Facebook Manners And You

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 19, 2009

Filed under: Movies 35 comments


Link (YouTube)

The “50’s Educational Short” is a really common parody, but this one was exceptional. Usually they just slap a black and white filter over it and call it a day. The film grain, the bad cuts, the costumes, the music, the camera angles… everything is spot-on. They even had timeperiod-appropriate underwear on Timmy. If it wasn’t about facebook, it could probably pass for the real thing.

As a joke about Facebook, it’s not bad. (It might resonate with me more if I used Facebook.) But as a style parody it’s brilliant.

 


 

Experienced Points: The Subscription Psychology

By Shamus Posted Friday Sep 18, 2009

Filed under: Column 41 comments

This week I talk about the odd anxiety that arises from time-based services like MMO games, long distance telephone, and prostitutes.

(Okay, I have no idea on the prostitutes one.)

 


 

Stolen Pixels #126: To the Bat-Shrink!

By Shamus Posted Friday Sep 18, 2009

Filed under: Column 35 comments

Batman gets some much-needed therapy.

Yes, I went after the low-hanging fruit with this one. Sue me.

 


 

Heroes of Champions Online

By Shamus Posted Thursday Sep 17, 2009

Filed under: Pictures 76 comments

Um. So…

Today’s lack of substantive posting is brought to you by Champions Online. I have about a dozen posts in the queue. (In this context “The Queue” is located between my ears.) But if I don’t type them I can’t post them. I think next we’ll be talking about FUEL.

In the meantime, here are a few snapshots of other heroes I’ve spotted in the game:

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Heroes of Champions Online”

 


 

The Path: Rose

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 16, 2009

Filed under: Game Reviews 99 comments

Her bio from the website:

Rose is mature for her age. But there is a certain air of innocence about her that is charming and disconcerting at the same time. Barely a teenager -Rose is eleven-, she is discovering the world around her with fresh eyes. And all is beautiful! The wind in the trees, the birds in the air, the flowers along the path. Rose is taking it in voraciously. So much so that she will defend even nature’s smallest creatures against anyone who might wish them harm. But who will protect sweet Rose herself, when she is lured off the path? With a promise of unearthly bliss, of light in abundance where no sun will ever shine? You’re just a little girl, Rose! Just a fragile little girl…

Hey. A bathtub. In the middle of the woods.  This is the most labor-intensive form of littering I’ve ever seen.
Hey. A bathtub. In the middle of the woods. This is the most labor-intensive form of littering I’ve ever seen.
I saved Rose for last because her story is the one that has raised the most questions and inspired the most incredulity.

Rose has her encounter at a small lake. She finds a boat, gets in, and drifts along without visible means of propulsion. Her boat passes between two trees, and an apparition floats down from above. It’s a man, wreathed in clouds. He hovers above her boat. She flies up to meet him. Fade to black.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “The Path: Rose”

 


 

Stolen Pixels #125: Sith in the House

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 15, 2009

Filed under: Column 18 comments

Breen interviews Darth Vader.

We have quite a few running series in Stolen Pixels now. Breen, Travis, “Stock photo PR people”. Some people prefer some series over others (and some people don’t like the running series at all) but I like this variety. Of course, it’s nothing compared to some people, but if I had enough imagination to write seven strips a week I wouldn’t be working on Stolen Pixels at all. I’d be too busy ruling the lot of you from my flying doom fortress high above the surface of the earth.

From the feedback I’m getting, it seems like Breen is the favorite right now.