Akismet and Spam comments

By Shamus Posted Sunday Feb 4, 2007

Filed under: Notices 18 comments

Ok, htAkismet is now enabled. So if you can’t read this you’ll know why. Er, waitasecond

Background: There are two programs we’re working with here: Akismet examines posted comments, and if they meet some secret criteria then it flags them as spam and holds them for me to moderate later. htAkismet looks at the IPs of these flagged comments, and bans some of them. Sometimes.

htAkismet is a little vague on how it works, but the docs hint that an IP address must spam me more than once before it gets banned. Still, for people with dynamic IP’s or who share an IP, this might eventually become a problem. Worse, the ban is done by adding the offending IPs to the .htaccess file, and I don’t see any way of un-banning IPs once they get banned. (I’m not going to decend into madeness and edit that sucker myself.)

Akismet has a habit of “picking on” certain readers for no reason I’ve been able to discern, and flagging their comments as spam no matter how many times I approve their comments. Now add to this the fact that htAkismet will look for repeat offenders and ban them. I’m seeing the opportunity for emergent stupidity here, with the added bonus that once it screws up I’ll have no way of knowing. And if I do find out, I have no easy way of fixing it.

I’m less and less keen on this idea.

Still, I’m hoping that if htAkismet can cut down on the volume of crap I have to sort, then I can deal with the remaining stuff by manually reviewing flagged comments. I did this for months, and only stopped once the volume overwhelmed me.

Also: My spam trap has about 2,500 comments in it. Before I enabled htAkismet I plowed through several pages of them and rescued a half dozen legit comments, so if you see comments showing up in the middle of long threads, you’ll know why.

 


 

Worth Repeating

By Shamus Posted Sunday Feb 4, 2007

Filed under: Random 34 comments

I have no desire to incite another skirmish like the one we had last week. However, I do want to point out that there was, in the midst of the exchange, a great comment that flew by. Now that it’s all cooled down, I thought I’d draw some attention to it, since this is particularly worthy. Andre said here:

As an example, I always experience a bit of shock when I'm reminded that my absolute favorite living author, Orson Scott Card, is both a devout Mormon and a social conservative. His writings usually speak to me so deeply that my brain begins to believe that he MUST think exactly like I do, but then there are these rare instances in some of his books where he gets just the tiniest bit preachy, or I read one of his numerous editorial columns, and my illusion is shattered and I'm left shocked and awed.

Ultimately, I treat the phenomenon (as it occurs in my own mind) as a testimony about the diversity of the human brain, that we all have the potential to be so brilliant and yet so kooky at the same time.

I have gone through this same thing myself, many times. I won’t list the authors here, lest we all get dragged back into that debate from which we have only recently made good our escape. It’s always disorienting when this happens, like finding Willie Nelson listening to techno music and waving a couple of glowsticks around.

 


 

htAkismet

By Shamus Posted Saturday Feb 3, 2007

Filed under: Links 3 comments

Augury has been upgraded to WordPress 2.1, which I did a little while ago. Seems to have gone well. Cinneris has also installed something called htAkisment, which not only detects spam but then blocks spamming IPs. He’s curious how well this works, how much it will decrease spam, and if it blocks legit visitors.

I’m thinking of trying it myself, although I have the same concern: I don’t want to wrongfully block legit visitors, and if it does I’ll have no way of knowing.

I’m considering giving it a try, but if anyone has tried it and has any comments, please let me know.

This site now gets so much comment spam that I just can’t sort it anymore. This means Fledge can’t leave comments, since #%@# Akismet has some sort of vendetta against him. (I speculate that perhaps his .info domain is what sets it off, but I have no way of knowing for sure.)

Any advice before I made the leap?

LATER: Nobody has commented or emailed with dire warnings. Googling around, I don’t see any dangers. I’ll probably put the thing in place on Sunday.

 


 

Shiritori Word Loop

By Shamus Posted Saturday Feb 3, 2007

Filed under: Projects 11 comments

I’m still working on Word Loops. I like the Japanese term “Shiritori”, which Steven proposed. I’m not sure it’s technically correct. From the way I read how a Shiritori is played, it uses the last “part” of a word, but my understanding of Japanese language is too crude to take that any further. At any rate, Shiritori is a better term than “thingy”.

You can take the movie Blondes Prefer Gentlemen and the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and make a stupid little two-element loop.

Not very interesting.

Someone else suggested a one-element loop: Duran Duran. Ha ha.

I did manage to close the loop on the one from the previous post, but I needed a little help from IMDB to come up with “Blue Water, White Death” as well as “Gentlemen of the Hunt”, neither of which I’ve ever heard of.

So here is my 29 element Shiritori Word Loop, which started with Paris Hilton:

  1. Paris Hilton
  2. Hilton Hotel
  3. Hotel California
  4. California Girls
  5. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  6. Fun With Dick and Jane
  7. Jane Eyre
  8. Eyre Affair
  9. Affair to Remember
  10. Remember the Titans
  11. Titans of Justice
  12. Justice League
  13. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  14. Gentlemen of the Hunt
  15. Hunt For Red October
  16. October Sky
  17. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
  18. Tomorrow People
  19. People are Strange
  20. Strange Days
  21. Days of Thunder
  22. Thunderball
  23. Ball of Fire
  24. Fire in the Deep
  25. Deep Blue
  26. Blue Water, White Death
  27. Death be Not Proud
  28. Proud to be an American
  29. American Werewolf in Paris

I could easily pad this list in a few spots. In particular, there are several movie and song titles that go “People [something] People”, and so I could chain them all together and stick them in right before “People are Strange”. I was trying to stick to famous movies and top 40 songs (from any time period) and other things that should be easily recognized by the average English-speaker. Making a “themed” list – such as anime, song titles, might be interesting.

Anyway, I’m done with this for now.

 


 

Getting Along

By Shamus Posted Saturday Feb 3, 2007

Filed under: Random 19 comments

As a follow-up to Repent, Believer, the original poster (Dave Godfrey) responds in the comments here.

And not to misrepresent myself as a sort of mechanical thiest theist: I also believe in the Bible. I’m not as literal as some (for which they look down on me) but I do believe in it (for which others look down on me). To an Athiest Atheist this distinction is pretty much meaningless, but to Christians this is important, so let me just set that straight so I can go home with a clear conscience.

More importantly, I would never impose these values on others against their will. I share them with the curious, keep them to myself with the uninterested, and in all ways strive to respect others. I see no reason why reasonable people cannot get along, even when they differ on beliefs they hold most dear.

Thanks to Dave for the temperate response.

(Thanks to everyone else also, for many kind words and yet more praise for the work I do here.)

I consider the subject resolved.

 


 

Repent, Believer!

By Shamus Posted Friday Feb 2, 2007

Filed under: Rants 78 comments

From this site:

So. DM of the Rings. Very funny (even to someone who’s never played D&D – Cyberpunk and Paranoia for me). Turns out the author is part of a family of rabid homeschooling creationists. I expect my heroes to have feet of clay, (although Darwin didn’t by all accounts). But when a random cartoonist turns out to have brains of crap it’s rather depressing. Frankly I was expecting him to be a christian- he’s American after all, and homeschooling, for all sorts of reasons, is really popular over there, but creationist? That I can’t overlook.

What? What the heck? Now, if someone were to pan this site as un-funny or boring, I would have nothing to say against them. But this? This makes no sense to me.

Let’s go through this a bit at a time:

“Creationist”

There are the “The world is 5,000 years old” creationists. Then there are the “the universe is billions of years old and was created by God” creationists.

I’m one of the latter. There are, in fact, lots and lots of distinctions between these two groups, who get along about as well as creationists and evolutionists. What if I’m an evolutionist but I subscribe to an inflationary model of universe expansion instead of a non-inflationary one? What if I agree with evolution but think God created the first replicating organisims? What if I think the God just created the process of evolution and let it run on its own? How far are my beliefs allowed to differ from those of others? Am I allowed to believe in God and still be one of the cool kids?

Or is the goal here Ideological Purity?

“Rabid.”

Right. What makes me rabid? Have I ever hinted at, spoken of, or in any way broached the subject here or anywhere else? Have you spotted me trading flames with others in alt.philosophy.evolutionists.are.dumb? You have not. I have no animus towards people of other faiths (or of no faith) and see no reason for them to have any towards me.

“homeschooling.”

My wife double-majored in Special Education and Elementary Education, and also minored in Art. Where might I send my children that they would have a teacher with such qualifications, such dedication, and a class size of 3?

“Brains of crap.”

This is left as an exercise for the reader. Does this site look like the product of an imbecile? Even Einstein insisted that “God does not throw dice”. More to the point, even Einstein believed in God. (Sometimes.)

“depressing”

If this is all it takes to depress you, then your life must be grim indeed.

What I find depressing is that people will dislike each other and fight with one another for no damn reason at all.

“he is an American after all”

A sin of which I will repent the moment a more suitable alternative is offered.

“but creationist? That I can’t overlook”

This website is dedicated to the love of a unique hobby, a facination with videogames, an appreciation of anime, and a desire to make others laugh.

Note my blogroll. Fledge is a Muslim. Then there are a couple of Atheists, a Messianic Jew, and a Mormon. I consider all of them to be friends. My blogroll wound up that way on its own, and not out of a desire to perform some sort of multi-culti scavenger hunt. (I didn’t really think about it until I tried to make this joke.) These are all people with whom I can enjoy these hobbies, despite our differences on what are often deeply personal and sensitive issues.

Who is tolerant, and who is a zealot?

Now – back to… whatever it is we do around here.

LATER: Comments are closed. Thanks to lots of people for so many kind words but… let’s do something else, eh?

 


 

DM of the Rings LIX:
Disorder of the Stick

By Shamus Posted Friday Feb 2, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 88 comments

Party must disarm in Edoras..

Everyone has walking sticks.

I don’t blame them for wanting to hold onto their walking sticks. Edoras has about the worst wheelchair / handicapped access I’ve ever seen. If you take a bad step at the entrance to the Golden Hall, you won’t stop rolling until you’re outside of the city.

Wheelchair deathtrap
Laying that aside, this is a great case of, “a small change to the script throws the whole conversation into the blender and hits liquify.” If you have a conversation which requires information to be revealed in a certain order, you can bet the players will – without even trying – turn the whole thing sideways and backwards. They will trick you into revealing the catch to doing a job before they’ve agreed to do it, or goad you into revealing a loophole in the local rules while they still have the opportunity to exploit it.

They are devious little buggers, for sure.