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You people and your endless “bee” puns. You think you’re so funny. Well now look at what you made me do. LOOK AT IT. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS IT? LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BECOME! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. I HATE YOU!
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wow… just… wow.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
WE CREATED A MONSTER!
A bee-hemoth, if you will.
I can’t beelieve it!
Surely this swarm of puns is over now?
It’s bringing me out in hives!
You can’t bee serious! (And don’t call me Shirley!) That just stings.
(Oh, and also: arrr!)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
hahaha. This is the first thing I thought of too.
No! Do a dance!
Officially the best explanation yet of what the hell the subtitle of the new Metroid game actually means.
I made this for you guise: http://bit.ly/bJw3bB
Now, you, Mumbles, DRAWing a BEEd on us? Truly, unBEElievable!
EDIT: And well and truly BEEutiful, as you say.
oh, beehave…
How many pairs of shades is he going to wear?
As many as…
*puts on sunglasses over his regular ones*
…is necessary
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your Bigger Than Cheeses reference sure was unexpected.
You might even say…
*sunglasses*
…I was BEEwilderd.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Looks like you truly are the QUEEN of bee puns! :D
Stop drone-ing on that point. Really, these been puns seems to have lost their sting.
Dont worry,soon we will have a new spoiler warning to refill our buzz.
I have already “pre-answered” under the previous post, so I will refrain from saying too much here, other than to tell you Shamus that we’re glad to see you become one of the pundits. :)
I like it*.Do you have more?
*I read irregular webcomic,so these are tamed compared to the ones coming out of DMMs head.
I think the same. We are so proud of you!
Yeah. So many philosophy puns, so few panels.
Ooh we just got stinged.
But im sure Shamush is just Beeing fair.
(no the puns will never stop. They shall be your doom…)
UH-OH. They broke Shamus.
I’m pretty sure he was broken BEEfore this.
Regardless, shame him for dropping to our level and shame us for driving him to it
You mean, shamus for driving shamus to it?
I don’t blame him, he’s thinks this whole business is beecoming too much.
Shamus employs punitive measures in his new offensive.
Win!
I think puns are much better when they aren’t so forced. Messing with the spelling of regular words always feels like they’re trying too hard.
They’re punting, if you will.
Indeed, but I admit I will also use the other type of puns on occasion if given cause to do so, which you will see if you read down a little :D
I don’t understand this at all… Still, you’re under no obligation to pander to my own special sense of humour.
Well done on your entertaining and usually comprehensible writing (which is more entertaining and comprehensible than I usually am in normal conversation).
Yes, I’m confused as well. (After reading the comments, I can see the “gere/gear” one, but the other ones are still going right past.)
Curses! We’ve been -bee-ten at our own game!
I always knew Shamus was into games..
I never would have guessed he’d become a Gaming Pundit.
The title for this comic should have been “Sin and PUNishment”.
We got Chime and Punishment instead this week. Maybe Shamus was in a literary mood?
Shamus’s condition is even worse than it appears. Direct quote: “LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BECOME!” …Become. See – he does the puns subconsciously now. Puns to Shamus is what dancing to bees is.. wait a moment.. OH GOD!
Yes Shamus, look what you’ve BEEcome.
Look and bee afraid.
Honey?
And now I’m picturing System Spock.
:D You win!
This is distressing. I just broke out in hives.
Reminds me quite a bit of Dueling Analog’s “Games I’m glad were never made” series.
I want to admit that I enjoyed the comic even though I hadn’t known about “bee” pun then.
Hopefully I don’t need to be
aShamusedashamed about this.these pictures remind me of blended pics of games or movies somewhere at worth1000
site.
Okay, I have to admit, I found the Metroid one beeautiful.
Don’t worry, be happy now!
We should have foreseen this. What horrors have we unleashed upon humanity!?!?!?! What have we done!
Last night I had a dream about bees. I woke up making a pun. I WOKE UP MAKING A PUN! This has to end now, beefore all of humanity becomes nothing but mindless pun-making drones. This epidemic is going to swarm over the world if nothing is done. We need to do a sting operation to exterminate the problem. We’ll bee sorry if this hive of puns isn’t beeten back beefore it beecomes to late.
Oh god, I can’t stop buzzing with these unbeerable stingers. Shamus, quick! Nuke the swarm of unbeelieavable punny comments, and beelete the Spoiler Warning ep-bee-sode! Hurry! Beefore all is lost!
Ow…
I’m physically and mentally hurt now. Why didn’t we just let him bee…
Heh. In fact, I thought this was one of the funniest SPs to date. Basically every SP is interesting in some fashion, but this one is just plain funny.
I thought this wasp pretty good, actually. HI’ve always gotten quite a buzz from puns, and these were real honeys.
You missed a real opportunity to photoshop Dan from Street Fighter onto the first one. (Or would that be too ambiguous?)
I suddenly want to see a Geres of War photoshop.
I like how you used the font for MGS1’s logo for a PS3 game. :B
Where are my Bees of Fury for the bPhone?