T w e n t y S i d e d
Tuesday will see the end of Left 4 Dumb. On Tuesday You’ll also get two Stolen Pixels. Today, you just get the one.
Rage 2
The game was a dud, and I'm convinced a big part of that is due to the way the game leaned into its story. Its terrible, cringe-inducing story.
Trusting the System
How do you know the rules of the game are what the game claims? More importantly, how do the DEVELOPERS know?
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
Diablo III Retrospective
We were so upset by the server problems and real money auction that we overlooked just how terrible everything else is.
Civilization VI
I'm a very casual fan of the series, but I gave Civilization VI a look to see what was up with this nuclear war simulator.
It’s just as well that wasn’t one of his lines in-game. You’d never stop hearing it.
Aww. Oh well, Stolen Pixels is good too!
It’s too bad there wasn’t an opportunity to refrain “I hate this campaign”
Also, it’s too bad this wasn’t in the first Left 4 Dead, or Louis’ outfit would be that much more sublime.
http://pc.ign.com/articles/100/1001556p1.html
Bill will probably just end up using The Reaper anyway considering it’s so kick ass.
Edit: And it seems that something is keeping me on this page…
I think they should localize the cricket bat to whatever country the game is sold in. In England, South Africa, India, and Australia, it’s a cricket bat, in Scotland a golf club, in Canada, Scandinavia, and Russia a hockey stick, in Switzerland and Austria a ski, in the US, the Caribbean, and Japan a baseball bat, etc.
I`m gonna miss Left for Dumb
“The girl one is a witch. Don’t mess with her.”
“Yeah. For real.”
Listen to Louis. He knows. :)
Cerveza: What, and deprive us of cricket-batting goodness? Hell no!
You know, there’s got to be a joke in there somewhere where our four heros somehow manage to get railroaded…er…blunder into “Survival” mode…
Louis: Lets go!
Zoey: No! I’m telling you, stay here! They will come to us!
Louis: Really? Hey, cool! That means we have a head start!
Bill: Yeah, besides, I have the Reaper.
Zoey: You dont understand…they are just going to KEEP coming, you CANT just sweep them away! Look, just shoot anything that moves and isnt one of us, OK?!
Francis: They’ll keep coming.
Reee-aallly, now. How do you know that?
Zoey: It was in the backstory, if you had bothered to read it.
Louis: Read?
Bill: Read?
Francis: Read?
Zoey: Nevermind. I hate this campaign….